Ireland: Mutant Leprechaun President Attacks His People for Protesting Invasion
What kind of person thinks it’s a good idea to be ruled by midgets? The problem was: Irish people were always after Higgins’ lucky charms. Arabs don’t give a shit…
Poland Says West to Fight Russia Until Only One Remains
Polen hätte gern einen Platz in der “Neuen Weltordnung”, sagt Ministerpräsident Mateusz Morawiecki. Eigentlich ist Polen gerade wie ein Hündchen, das ganz oft Männchen macht und dafür ein großes Leckerli…
Canada: Parliament Votes Unanimously to Ship in 10,000 Wigger Terrorists
“Hello, my name is Haji Akbar al-Stab, I’m a wigger calling about the free suckjob package?” “Yes, Mr. Stab, let me transfer you to the free ticket department so you…
Former Israeli PM Says Zelensky Agreed to Not Join NATO in March of 2022
🇮🇱🇺🇦🇷🇺Former Israeli PM Bennett:”I asked Putin: Are you going to kill Zelensky?.He replied,I’m not going to kill Zelensky.I told Zelensky Putin will not kill him.2 hours later Zelensky went into…
India Pays for Russian Oil with Emirati Dirhams Instead of US Dollars
Bye Bye Petro$. Sad, but it has to happen. Other nations should not have to pay the US (skimming off revenue) for the “privilege” of using the US dollar in…
Zelensky Keeps Continues to Claim Russia Attacks Its Own Nuclear Power Plants, Sanctions Russian Nuclear Industry
Zelensky is a machine of logic and reasoning, similar to that fat nigger scientist from the Discovery Channel. You just get knocked off your feet by how much sense this…
UK Health Workers Begin Largest Strike in NHS’ History Demanding Higher Pay
Ambulance staff are not striking because their greedy. Their striking for.. – Better pay. – Battle inflation and the cost of living. – To keep the workforce from leaving in…
Scholz Defends Putin, Says He’s a “Bro” and a “Cool Dude” Who is “Really Chilled Out”
I wish these faggots would cease trying to destroy the earth and agree to star in my John Hughs inspired coming of age film. Part of the hilarity of the…
Iran’s Supreme Leader Pardons Tens of Thousands of Protesters Who Regret Anti-Hijab Actions
The Ayatollah is a bro who is really chilled out. He just wants everyone to get along and have happy families. If you made trouble, bro, it’s cool – he…
Bibi Says He Can’t Give Iron Dome to Ukraine Because He Doesn’t Want to be Attacked by Russia
The Iron Dome is an advanced missile defense system paid for by American taxpayers. It would actually be great if the Jews gave Russia an excuse to start shooting down…