The Science Uses DNA of Extinct Mammoth to Create Giant Meat Ball
It’s a story about a giant meatball designed by science from genetically engineered flesh of dead creatures. Do you get it? I put a picture of Ron DeSantis because he’s…
Old Swiss Women Sue Swiss Government Because Cow Farts are Literally Killing Them
Literal death by cow fart. BBC: More than 2,000 women are taking the Swiss government to court claiming its policy on climate change is violating their right to life and…
Canada: Trucker Who Ran Over Vegtard Blocking the Road Gets Fine, 12 Months of Probation
Thing happened in 2020 This is outrageous. The guy was just doing his job when some crazy people decided to block the road. How is he guilty of anything? The…
Brazil Officially Abandons US Dollar in Trade With China!
China and Brazil just dropped the USD for trade, will now use their own currencies with each other. Where do you think all of those dollars are now going to…
China Announces Military Cooperation With Russia to Uphold International Justice
Finally, we get the announcement. We all knew it was coming, because you don’t make the kinds of economic ties Russia and China were announcing without also having military ties.…
Ireland: Small Town Continues Battle Against Government-Run Colonization
The Ireland invasion program is spinning out of control. The Irish are some of the first to actually protest the invasion, but to be fair, Ireland is the first country…
Japan: Women Claim They’re Not to Blame for Collapsing Birth Rate
It’s utterly nonsensical that anyone other than women could be blamed for the collapsing birthrate. Women have wombs. Men will have sex with women. It’s that simple. They are the…
Italy: Government Wants to Ban Lab-Grown Food
I no longer believe the government of Italy will ever do anything. They elected that used up old slut – who is frumpy as an mf – on the promise…
Zelensky Says If He Loses in “Bakhmut,” He’ll be Forced to End the War
Zelensky has been continually feeding tens of thousands of troops into the meat grinder in Artyomovsk. Many wonder what the purpose of this is, given that he is not going…
Luke Skywalker Tells People in the Ukraine “May the Force Be With You” in Air Raid Alert
Oh. This retarded shit got even gayer? Didn’t see that one coming! New York Post: “Attention. Air raid alert,” the voice says with a Jedi knight’s gravitas. “Proceed to the…