Leaks: Kiev Mad Washington Thinks They Can’t Take Crimea
Is Kiev a real entity? Do they have emotions or ideas or feelings? RT: Senior officials in Kiev are “pounding their fists” over leaked US intelligence that appears to cast…
Germany: Fat Woman Politician Finds Solution to Stabby Diversity – Knife-Free Zones!
If only there were a sign that said you’re not allowed to carry a knife It was so obviously all along – just ban knives! This allows for diversity and…
Macron Vows to Piss in the Face of Globalism (Everyone Knows He Won’t Do Shit)
Yeah, well, I hate to tell you this, but Macron makes these sweeping declarations and then buckles like a cheap… buckle. Of the people on earth who do not have…
After Elon Says Putin is Not His Best Friend, Kremlin Issues Statement Saying Actually, Putin is His Best Friend
I’m told Putin called me a war criminal for helping Ukraine, so he’s not exactly my best friend. All news is to some degree propaganda. Let people decide for themselves.…
Italy: New Data Shows Birth Rate Even More Catastrophic Than Previously Believed
The solution here is more feminism and more vaccines. That way we can just wipe out Italians completely, and we won’t any longer have to worry about our meatballs getting…
Yuan More Popular than Dollar on Moscow Exchange, Russian Citizens Increasing Yuan Purchases
Everything is fine in the American economy. There are no problems, because America is the king of the whole world, and they will be forever, because this is the end…
Big Debate on Whether Dutch Kids Should Have Cellphones in Class
Why would anyone think it is a good idea for kids to have cellphones in class? I can’t even understand the concept. RT: A majority of teachers in the Netherlands’…
Every Other Ukraine Hoax was Fake But I’m Sure the Beheading is Very Real
“The video of the brutal beheading of a Ukrainian soldier by Russians is utterly shocking and inhumane. Such acts of violence are absolutely unacceptable. My heartfelt condolences go out to…
IMF Says China and India Are the Only Countries That Matter in the New Economy
Previously: IMF Says Global Economic Outlook Worst Since 1990s No one could have predicted something like this would happen. The US and Europe were so good at playing hot potato…
Canada: Pastor Spends Easter in Prison for Protesting Drag Event for Kids
“They’re not even telling me what I’m arrested for” I don’t totally trust anti-Catholic Polish Jew-worshipers who run around talking about the Nazis all the time. It’s really hard to…