Netanyahu Announces Death of Timon and Pumbaa, Claims “Simba Can’t Run Forever”
Bibi Netanyahu seen giving a statement on June 12, 2025, explaining the need to immediately attack Iran to prevent them from building a nuke and using it to kill all…
Dave Portnoy is Literally Every Jew
Fuck Dave Portnoy — Sam Hyde 🇺🇸 (@wigger) June 5, 2025 Dave Portnoy has entered a second wave of his total meltdown, and I think that possibly, the Elon crash-out…
A Monster Mash-Up of Politics and Horror: Andrew Anglin’s Bizarre, Brilliant Debut
From The New York Times Book Review In the annals of American political satire, few premises are as audacious—or as strangely compelling—as the one at the heart of The Wolf Man…
Author Andrew Anglin’s Book Press Conference Derails Into Fiery Nintendo Rant
NEW YORK (AP) — The highly anticipated press conference for Andrew Anglin’s upcoming satirical novel The Wolf Man of Washington took an unexpected turn Tuesday when the author—whose newfound literary relevance follows a…
What Does Loggers Day Signify? All About the Wood Holiday
Loggers Day 2025, which takes place on the last Monday in May every year, falls on May 26, 2025. Over the years, Loggers Day has come to symbolize the first…
The Easiest Way to See What is Going on With Trump and Bibi is to Listen to Ben Shapiro
I’m not doing the news anymore. I am devoting myself to writing very high level essays about the extremely important political views of my favorite fringe indie comic book creators.…
Neo-Nazi Accidentally Added to Israeli Cabinet Chat, Posts Hyper-Pro-Jewish Propaganda – And They Loved It
JERUSALEM—In a bizarre twist on the world’s worst security breach, notorious neo-Nazi and former Daily Stormer CEO Andrew Anglin spent three weeks trolling Israel’s top-secret War Cabinet chat—flooding it with…
Hamas Issues Denouncements After Jerry Seinfeld Accidentally Added to Group Chat
GAZA/JERUSALEM—In a bizarre twist no sitcom could script, Hamas commanders lost their minds this week after accidentally adding Jerry Seinfeld to their top-tier terror cell Signal group—only to emerge even…
Pikachu Accidentally Added to Goku’s Warrior Group, Sends Dragon Ball World Into Tailspin
KAME HOUSE, EARTH—The Dragon Ball universe was thrown into madness this week when a dimensional glitch accidentally added Pikachu to Goku’s elite “Z-Fighter Battle Plans” group chat—leading to the most…
The IDF Might be the World’s Most Moral Army, But They are Very Rude Restaurant Customers
The IDF is known as “the world’s most moral army” because they are the chosen ones and Adolf Hitler put their shoes in a big pile. However, new evidence shows…