Washington, New York, Virginia, Kansas and Idaho Extend Lockdowns
Are you already tired of the lockdown? Well, now you can be even more tired. Daily Mail: A growing list of cities and states are extending social distancing restrictions this…
Average American Watches 8 Hours of Movies and Series Per Day During Lockdown
Is this a glimpse of what people will do if a Universal Basic Income kind of thing ever happens? Study Finds: Just one more episode. Or five. That’s the mantra…
Obummer Endorses Creepy Uncle Joe
The gay communist Moslem Barry Obummer has endorsed Creepy Uncle Joe as the DEMON-RATS continue to do whatever it is they’re doing. The “Straight Outta Kenya” former president released a…
The Money the Government Allocated to Bail Out Small Businesses is All Gone
Oh so now CNN wants to talk about the real problem – which they created with their hysterical mania? Good. I want to see the look on their faces. CNN:…
Tucker Tries to Cave in Head of Jersey Governor, Finds It’s Already Caved In
On Wednesday night, Tucker Carlson attempted to cave in the head of New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy. But as it turned out, the man’s head has already been caved in.…
No Refunds Bernie Blames Lying Press for Campaign Failure
In a classy homage to fellow failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders recently took the opportunity of a media interview to blame the media, and not himself, for the…
Good Headline, CNN. Good Hustle.
This humorously stilted headline from CNN was at the top of my Google News feed this morning: It was followed by a lot of similar headlines that were maybe less…
Apple Introduces Cheap iPhone for All the People About to be Poor
Of course they’re not going to do red, white and blue. The virus hoax is a million, million times worse than 911, but it’s not inspiring patriotism. Oh good. A…
Michigan: Protests Against “Vile Cunt” Governor Shutting the Whole Bitch Down
Michigan is run by a cunt. That is to say, a bitch. She has gone into full mommy extremist mode and shut the entire bitch down. People be mad about…
Big Pop Pop Bill Gates Condemns America’s Evil Step-Father Donald Trump for Cutting WHO Funding
America’s evil step-father Donald Trump has announced that he’s cutting funding to the World Health Organization (WHO), saying that the dumb black guy who runs the group is stupid. Meanwhile,…