California: Control Freak Whores Fill Skate Park with Sand, Dirt Bikers Take It Over
The coronavirus hoax is the ultimate fantasy of women come to life. If you want to understand the difference between men and women, think about how much you as a…
Trump Cucks on Immigration Ban, Only Suspending Green Cards (Which the State Department Already Did)
If you thought that in a time of total collapse, Donald Trump would cuck less, you were wrong and you should be ashamed of yourself. Shortly after the news broke…
Beto O’Rourke is Legitimately Unhinged, Attacks Trump for Trying to Deport His House Servants
This was my favorite headline of the Beto 4 Prez era. It turns out that Donald Trump isn’t going to go through with his plan to ban immigration. But after…
Senate Intelligence Committee Says Russia for Sure Got Trump Elected
Did you know the Russia hoax is still going? Because it do. New York Times: For years, President Trump has derided the assessment by American intelligence officials that Russia interfered…
New York Revolt: People Spam De Blasio’s Corona Snitch Hotline with Pictures of Their Dicks
De Blasio’s snitch line is blowing up. People are finally starting to get mad over the lockdown. Imagine how mad they’re going to be when they find out the economy…
Are These Mega-Corporations Going to Give Back the Money They Looted from the Small Business Loan Program?
President Trump: "I want Harvard to pay the money back, okay? If they won't do that, then we won't do something else." pic.twitter.com/CZV6ibUiQG — The Hill (@thehill) April 21, 2020…
Social Distancing May Remain Until 2022, According to Harvard Researchers
Humans, like dogs, are mammals. And, like with dogs, a lack of contact crushes their souls. Independently of social distancing being an official policy or not, making people paranoid about…
Weird Trey Gowdy is Back, Now Looks Like Lesbian Seagull
We all thought Trey Gowdy had died. But he’s back. Not to talk about the lockdown, but to stir up hatred for the Chinese. Fox News, where he appeared with…
Trump Suspends ALL Immigration to the US!
This coronavirus situation might well end up delivering like Santa Claus. In light of the attack from the Invisible Enemy, as well as the need to protect the jobs of…
Japan Bails Out Hookers as Americans Fantasize About UBI
A hooker is a small business and the gooks are bailing them out during this time of economic crisis. This is a lot more logical than bailing out banks the…