Protesters Send Mommy Birx Into a State of Devastating Worry
Your mommy is devastatingly worried about you, kid. Do you not even care about the stress you are causing her, after she did so much to protect you? All she…
Governor Cunt Calls Anti-Lockdown Protesters Racists
“We have to listen to the epidemiologist and health experts and displays like the one we saw at our capitol is not representative of who we are.” Michigan Gov. Gretchen…
CNN Says Lockdown Lifestyle May be Eternal, Vaccine May Never Come
Pictured: average high school corridor in the near future. “What happens if a vaccine never comes?” is not the right question to ask. The right question to ask is why…
Oklahoma City Mask Faggot Backs Off of Masks Rule After Threats
Isn’t this the public health version of negotiating with terrorists? If you faggots want to force people to wear masks, you should be willing to let people die in pursuit…
Americans Now Preparing to Hunt for Food as They Begin to Grasp the Gravity of This Situation
I’m glad we’ve already entered this phase of the apocalypse, given that I was really loathing a drawn-out lead-up. New York Post: More Americans are turning to hunting during the…
Virus Hysteria: 40% of Americans Say They’ll Avoid Public Spaces After Lockdown Ends
“Please, keep the viruses away, please!” Promoting the “deadly virus” hysteria has proven to be a great move to get people on board with the overlords’ plan of turning the…
Joe Biden is Going Down for This Fingering Hoax
Mr. Bojangles is on his way out. I called it. They’re pulling the rug on old Joe the Road Dog. Old rusty Joe. Poor bastard is getting nippled. They could…
Kansas City Orders Churches to Keep Lists of Attendees as New World Order Mass Spying System is Born
People can go ahead and claim that the coronavirus hoax is not a part of a satanic conspiracy, but they’re going to get proved wrong just like they were proved…
After Soccer Dykes Have Their Hoax Lawsuit Thrown Out, Biden Vows to Extort FIFA
The kook soccer dykes had their lawsuit dismissed on Friday. BREAKING: The U.S. women's national soccer team's claim for equal pay has been dismissed https://t.co/iMkJUb8Q2L pic.twitter.com/ayB3mFRc2k — CBS News (@CBSNews)…
BDSM Governor “Nipples” Cuomo Threatens Coronavirus with “Extreme Sodomy”
In this new age of man, where viruses run amok and ravage our very existence, what America needs is a strong BDSM leader who is twisted enough to tie these…