Top Venezuelan Prison Gang Brings Fun and Excitement to Boring Colorado Town
Are you bored? Are you sick of sitting in your stupid quiet little town, getting fatter and fatter while waiting around to die? Good news. The Venezuelans are here, and…
NASA “Humiliated” Boeing by Announcing SpaceX Would Bring Astronauts Back, Employee Says
Butch and Suni will continue to contribute to @ISS_Research aboard the station before heading home in a @SpaceX Dragon spacecraft. Read about their work so far: https://t.co/zy3B0KXzEP Follow our blogs…
Republican States File Suit to End Program That Gives Migrants US Citizenship Through Marriage
Donald Trump states that if you graduate from a US college, you should automatically get a green card with your diploma. We need brilliant people to stay in US and…
California: School District Paid “Energy Healer” Over $300K for Chakra-Clearing Services
Alycia Diggs-Chavis, the energy healer Dog. Listen to me, dog. This is good work if you can get it. Become an energy healer, with a focus on chakras. This is…
Secret Cervix HQ Told Agents Not to Request Extra Security for Trump’s Ear Rally, Whistleblower Says
🚨🚨 NEW – Whistleblower says Secret Service HQ told agents working the Butler PA event NOT to request additional manpower resources for the rally & warned any such requests would…
DNC: Anti-Genocide Groups Tell Kid-Killer Kamala to Stop Funding Genocide
A small number of protesters decided to sit in the street, refusing to leave despite the permit running out for the march to be there. pic.twitter.com/EsOyhGiAhX — Spyder Monkey (@SpyderMonkey0_0)…
White Man Sues IBM for Allegedly Firing Him for Being a White Man
This is possibly an important case. If the white man wins, it could mean that while the Civil Rights Act says you are forced to hire infinity brown people (and…
Former Pengaton Official Says US Government Recovered Nonhuman Life Form From UFO Crash
Former Pentagon official @LueElizondo claims if non-human intelligence exists, there’s one big sign they may not be benevolent. Watch @RossCoulthart‘s exclusive interview with Elizondo on Friday, Aug. 23 at 9p/8C.…
California City Replacing Toxic Disposable Plastic Cups with Toxic Reusable Plastic Cups, Helping No One
What is the point of replacing a plastic cup with a plastic cup? It’s nonsense. People are going to drink hot coffee out of this cup? That is lunacy. You’re…
Trump Vows to Impose Death Penalty on Migrants Guilty of “Sex Trafficking”
Donald Trump has confirmed that, as President, he will pursue the death penalty for child r*pists and traffickers in all 50 states. This will include elite traffickers linked to Congress…