A List of Republican Traitors…!
Vince James of The Red Elephants might not know how to dress – but he sure knows how to make a list! He’s put together a running list of the…
Biden Breaks His Foot, Must Wear Boot – Claims It was a Result of Dog-Play
The world mourns as the most popular man who ever existed on earth is in pain. New York Times: President-elect Joseph R. Biden Jr. visited an orthopedic specialist in Newark,…
New York: De Blasio Opens Elementary Schools After Closing Them
I don’t know who’s locking down who anymore! The Hill: New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio (D) announced his plans to reopen public New York City elementary schools in a reversal…
Georgians Show Up at Enemy of the People’s House and Drive By!
As Donald Trump said: Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger is an enemy of the people! Georgian patriots showed up at his house on Saturday, to tell him what for!…
Gay Terrorist Pennsylvania Court Rejects Obvious Fraud Claims
It is also fraud for these courts to keep rejecting evidence of obvious fraud. The Guardian: Pennsylvania’s highest court has thrown out a lower court’s order that was preventing the…
Alien Monolith Disappears from Utah Desert
Hmmm. New York Times: As mysteriously as it arrived, a metal monolith that was discovered last week by Utah public safety workers is now gone, officials said on Saturday. The…
Oregon Preparing for a Mink Genocide
It’s already been established that when a mink tests positive, you commit a mink genocide. USA Today: An Oregon mink farm has reported an outbreak of COVID-19 among animals and workers.…
Aryan Master Race Warrior Jake Paul Destroys African Tribesperson Nate Robinson
Master Race Aryan Hero Jake Paul, known for his brilliant insights on his YouTube channel as well as his statuesque physique, eliminated on Saturday night the threatening African tribesperson Nate…
Sidney Powell Attacked Over Error-Filled Krakens
Lawyer Sidney Powell, formerly of Team Trump, recently released two krakens, both of whom were users of anabolic steroids. However, these steroids may have caused psychological derangement. As the Jews…
CNN Admits: Trump Still has a Clear Path to Victory
CNN host “Fareed” has admitted this weekend that there remains a clear path to victory. It’s a technical thing that relies on backstops guaranteed in the Constitution, which ultimately relies…