Feds Back Down from Claims of “Assassination Plot” at the Capitol
Apparently, claiming that the QAnon Shaman was using secret military hand signals to order a squad of assassins move in to murder members of Congress was just so stupid that…
Jew Sweet’N Low Inventor Finally Dead
Another dead Jew! New York Post: A wealthy, 89-year-old artificial sweetener magnate who made Sweet’N Low a household name has committed suicide by jumping from his Park Avenue apartment building,…
Virginia: Lee-Jackson Day Canceled After More Than 100 Years
Now this – this is real progress in action. CNN: For the first time in more than 100 years, Lee-Jackson Day will not officially be celebrated in Virginia. The holiday,…
Prosecutors Say the QAnon Shaman, Others Were Planning to Kidnap and Assassinate Lawmakers
If they were planning to assassinate people, then why didn’t they do it? They were in the building. I was sitting there watching it, and saying “if they wanted to,…
It was an Ex-Firefighter Who Bugs Bunny’d the Cop with a Fire Extinguisher
“I know how to extinguish fires – and I know how to extinguish traitor pigs too!” NBC News: A Pennsylvania man accused of hurling a fire extinguisher at a group…
QAnon Shaman Says Trump Should Pardon Capitol Stormers
He’s obviously correct here. The Hill: A man who donned fur, horns and red, white and blue face paint while storming the Capitol last week is now requesting a pardon from President…
New York: Bus Drives Straight Off the Side of a Bridge
FDNY units are on scene of a motor vehicle accident at University Ave and the Cross Bronx Expressway in the Bronx where a tandem bus has crashed through the barriers…
Trump is Just Being a Bitch, Trying to Stay Out of Prison – Please Just Ignore the Gay Speeches
President Trump gave another stupid, gay statement on Wednesday, a week after the Capitol Storm. He denounced his own supporters, saying that no one who is on his team would…
BASED Female Woman Says She’ll Impeach Biden on DAY ONE
I actually do think it is retarded to have women in the Republican Party. It’s worse than having black people, obviously. Some of the black people are actually okay, but…
Former Michigan Governor Charged in Racist Conspiracy to Poison BLACK People’s Water
No, this isn’t a gag. I saw this story, and immediately ctrl+f’d “racism.” Sure enough, prosecutors are claiming that the governor of Michigan was involved in a racist conspiracy to…