Trump’s Lawyers Quit Ahead of Impeachment Trial
I continue to maintain that if Donald Trump is going to show up to this impeachment farce at all, he should only send actors who have famously played lawyers in…
Nancy Pelosi Says Republican Congressmen Tried to Bring Guns Into Congress to Kill Her
You thought it was just AOC accusing the Republicans of planning to murder Democrats? No, no. “The enemy is within the House of Representatives,” Nancy Pelosi said at a press…
Stock Market Falls – Reddit is to Blame
This must be why 109 countries blocked reddit.com. NBC News: Stocks fell sharply on Friday as heightened speculative trading by retail investors continued to unnerve the market. The Dow Jones…
FEMA Tells Biden to Give Them Troops to Mass Vaccinate People
I don’t think the vaccinations will be forced. There would be no reason to force them, given that they’ve already announced they’re going to force anyone who refuses it out…
Robinhood Goes Full Prince John, Bans Buying Dozens of Stocks
Oy vey goyim – it’s a private company! They have the freedom to destroy your life if they want! It’s a free market principle that companies that control the free…
The Microcosm: The Loss of American Car Manufacturing
The bigger picture is sometimes hard to understand. Sometimes, it’s better to look at the microcosm. In 1950, if you include Canadian manufacturing of American cars, the United States controlled…
Georgia: Confederate Statue to be Replaced with Memorial to Dead Black Guy
People from reddit are falsely inflating the value of John Lewis. Git dem ol’ white muffugguhs up out dis bitch. Yall nees some rill niggas. Fox 5: A memorial of…
RobinHood Announces They Received $1 Billion in Bribe Money for Shutting Down Redditers
I’m so sick of hearing about GameStop. But literally announcing “yeah, we got bribed, lol” is very funny. Reuters: A lot of people on TV were saying that it was…
Ted Cruz: “Democrats are the Real Global Warmers”
Ted Cruz this week made the astonishing statement that the Republicans are working to stop global warming, and the Democrats are hampering that process. The incident gravely highlighted the confusion…
Caribbean Alliance Collapses as Cortez Refuses to Cooperate with Cruz to Help Reddit
Caribbean styles: Comrade Cortez sports Louis Vuitton whilst madcap and zany Corpo Cruz sports a beard where he lets the hairs on his neck grow out long until the point…