Alleged “Moon Walker” Buzz Aldrin Marries Disgusting Plastic Surgery Mess on 93rd Birthday
On my 93rd birthday & the day I will also be honored by Living Legends of Aviation I am pleased to announce that my longtime love Dr. Anca Faur &…
Black + Indigenous Lives Matter: Violent Protests in Atlanta Over Death of “Activist”
They’re bringing down Brandon. Are they seriously sending the blacks out to riot against him like they did with Donald Trump? Because that is hilarious. AP: A protest turned violent…
WEF: Angry Mommy Says America Will Soon Have Speech Crime Laws
Everything is going down at the WEF this year. As it turns out, we’ve got hate speech laws coming down the pipe in America. Who knew??? Washington Examiner: The world’s…
FBI Searches Brandon’s Home, Finds More Secret Documents
Previously: Brandon is Apparently Going Down This whole story is so contrived. I’m sick of it. Brandon has done so much to hurt this country that it just simply is not…
1 in 3 Americans Think US Government Throwing Too Much Infinity Money Into Zelensky’s Black Hole
Related: “The Black Hole Just Got 10 Feet Deeper!” – Hohols Demand $1 Trillion be Delivered to Them Immediately Zelensky’s black hole is bigger than a college girl’s vagina. You…
Taiwan’s Ugly Hapa “Ambassador” Explains Her Seditious Plot
Taiwan is run by women. It’s absurd, having women running these countries. But the US can’t even find enough Chinese women to run Taiwan, so they’ve got Bi-khim Hsiao up…
LA: Black Kid Seeks $50 Million After Police Stun-Guns His Dad to Death
A black kid with a father? Now I’ve seen everything! AP: Lawyers for the 5-year-old son of a man who died after repeatedly being shocked by Los Angeles police with…
Brandon Responds to Documents Conspiracy by Singing Bon Iver’s 2007 Hit “Skinny Love”
Previously: Brandon is Apparently Going Down “I told you to be patient, I told you to be fine,” Brandon told reporters this week, finally responding to his secret documents conspiracy. “In…
Evil Republicans Introduce New Laws to Stop the Sexual Liberation of Kids
This is pure evil. Our values in a democracy are who we are. The Guardian: Across the United States Republican politicians are seeking to bring in new laws that crack…
DC Council Overrides Mayor’s Veto, Lightens Sentences for Black Criminals
The blacks are back, baby! INFINITE MAYHEM! UNLIMITED DEATH! ULTIMATE DOOM! Black people are so awesome. Washington Free Beacon: The D.C. Council on Tuesday voted to override Democratic Mayor Muriel…