Citibank Memo Says China “A Relative Safe Haven” During Economic Collapse
If you’re running the Western banking system into the ground, the last thing you want to see is one of the biggest banks admitting that China is the best place…
Nizzle-Hating Privileged White Woman Fired for Saying “Shizzle My Nizzle”
Mississippi news anchor Barbie Basset fired for saying “Fo Shizzle My Nizzle” live on air when discussing Snoop Dog new wine collection. She has been a news anchor at the…
Catholic University Brings Obese Black Lesbian “Reverend” to Talk About Hating White People
The appropriately named Naomi Washington-Leapheart When Westerners try to do things like this to Islam, Moslems start killing people. I’m against killing people, of course, but the fact that Christians…
East Palestine Resident Says Officials are Lying, People Suffering from “Chemical Bronchitis”
The East Palestine situation has become like something out of a parody of 1990s leftist notions of an unfettered capitalist dystopia. But the leftists are not paying any attention. They…
Philadelphia Officials Tell Residents to Avoid Tap Water After “Non-Toxic” Chemical Spill
Philadelphia officials advised residents they may want to switch to bottled water Sunday afternoon to avoid ingesting chemicals spilled into a tributary of the Delaware River in Bucks County Friday…
Matt Gaetz Calls on Fat Slobs Ted Cruz and Ron DeSantis to Endorse Donald Trump Immediately
WATCH: At the Trump Rally in Waco, @MattGaetz calls on Ron DeSantis and Ted Cruz to stand with MAGA and endorse Donald Trump for President. Crowd erupts in a standing…
TSA Agent Punches Tranny in the Testicles
By the power invested in my by trans, I hereby abolish the TSA. We will now proceed to have a peaceful, relaxing, and enjoyable sky-trip, as it was in the…
McCarthy Says Lawmakers Will Move Forward With Legislation to Ban TikTok
It’s very concerning that the CEO of TikTok can’t be honest and admit what we already know to be true—China has access to TikTok user data. The House will be…
Putin Says Creepy Uncle Sam Bombed His Pipes
Joe Biden literally authorized a terrorist attack & destroyed the Nord Stream pipeline. This could have caused #WW3 No impeachment No investigation. No charges. No arrests. No nothing. Two-tier justice,…
Russian Predicts Maniacal Overreach Will Collapse US Economy
It didn’t have to be like this. — unheil (@unheil4) March 25, 2023 Can you hear that? The screeching in the distance? The drip that is getting louder and louder?…