“Tuck Buddies” Help Five-Year-Olds Hide Their Dicks
Roy Batty Daily Stormer January 5, 2019 Sometimes I find myself feeling especially proud and smug for finding the most fucked up shit to report on. Like, it’s as if…
Hairy 2019! ‘Januhairy’ Campaign Calls for Women to Grow Their Body Hair and Give Them Money
Pomidor Quixote Daily Stormer January 5, 2019 This is the next stop of the progress train. Women are going to liberate themselves of their womanhood and are going to start…
Good News! Woman in Vegetative State Gives Birth to Healthy Baby, We Don’t Need Them Conscious
Pomidor Quixote Daily Stormer January 5, 2019 We can just turn off the parts of women that we don’t like. Fox 8: Phoenix police are investigating possible sex abuse at…
Anti-Tranny Speech Now Illegal in Sweden
Roy Batty Daily Stormer January 4, 2019 What would the new year be without a “Sweden YES!” story to set the mood? Fria Tider: Now, the red-green government is introducing…
Apple’s Faggot CEO Plans to Save the Company by Begging People to Upgrade Their iPhones
Lee Rogers Daily Stormer January 4, 2019 The homosexual CEO of Apple Tim Cook is doubling down on his plan to sell unlimited iPhones. He appears to have zero interest…
Blood-Sucking Vampiric Elites Walk Among Us
Roy Batty Daily Stormer January 3, 2019 There were always these persistent rumours among the European peasantry that the local lords and their foreign Semitic friends were stealing children and…
Did These Based Hindus Need White Sharia to Hold the Line Against Psychotic Swarthy THOTs?
Roy Batty Daily Stormer January 3, 2019 On some level, I pity a lot of women. Like, they wish they had some of that male creativity and innate connection with the divine.…
Why Everyone Hates Doctor Who and the New Star Wars Movies
Gottfried Sturmherr Daily Stormer January 2, 2019 Shockingly and as a surprise to everyone (seriously I’m surprised), the mainstream Jewish press is starting to ask questions why everyone hates their…
Heroic THOT-Patrolling Lion Swiftly Kills Obese “All Animals are Equal” Anti-Speciesism White Woman
Pomidor Quixote Daily Stormer January 1, 2019 Look at that disgusting bag of fat and yeast. Just look at it. Imagine you’re a majestic lion minding your own business and…
Netflix to Hire Activision-Blizzard CEO
Andrew Anglin Daily Stormer January 1, 2019 How could anyone look at the state of Activision-Blizzard and say “I want a CEO who runs a company like that guy runs…