Famed Game Developer Daniel Vávra Falsely Claims That Cyberpunk 2077 Isn’t Garbage
Daniel Vávra is a Czech video game maker, famous for heading up the writing teams of Mafia and Mafia II, as well as Kingdom Come: Deliverance (for anyone who doesn’t…
Renown Alleged Homosexual Matt Gaetz Claims That He’s Marrying a Vagina Person
Congressman @mattgaetz asked and Ginger said ‘yes’. pic.twitter.com/F0rkbWe5AQ — Jeanine Pirro (@JudgeJeanine) December 31, 2020 Congressman Matt Gaetz, who is fat, and recently revealed that he spent years living with…
So is Jennifer Lopez Still Going to be Doing This Sexy Bit When She’s 60?
Jennifer Lopez dressed up like whatever and walked around New York in preparation for her New Year’s performance in Times Square. She is looking good for 51, but needless to…
Vegan “Gamer Gruel” Being Aggressively Shilled at the Peasants
Here’s a new ad that is being spammed all across reddit: “Huel” even sounds like “gruel.” (It’s allegedly a portmanteau of “human fuel.”) For too many years the peasants have…
South Africa Becomes First Country to Criminalize Not Wearing a Mask
We knew someone was going to do it. It makes sense that it would be the idiot blacks, who universally associate this virus with voodoo. My Broadband: President Cyril Ramaphosa…
British Government Initiates Fake Obesity Crackdown
Finally, people are noticing that the government seems to care a lot about the flu, but not so much about general health. Even if the worst doomsday scenarios about coronavirus…
Rising New SUPER GONORRHEA Resulting from Coronavirus Antibiotic Overuse
I already predicted this. We were teetering on the edge of a SUPER GONORRHEA crisis long before the government and media sent everyone into a frenzy over a virus. Business…
OG Weird Drag Queen Promoted by Jew Media Dies of Drug Overdose
You always gotta wonder what is going on with these weird people that the media promotes. Why was “Club Kids” ever a thing in the first place? Then, why did…
Woman Kills Herself by Jumping from Disgusting Art Installation
A woman killed herself in New York City, and it’s making the rounds in the media, because with standard female vanity, she posted her suicide note on instagram, scheduling it…
Please, Jake – We Want to See You Beat Up a Woman
Somebody please go tell Jake to think this through. We need to see him beat this woman. RT: YouTuber Jake Paul says fighting women’s UFC icon Amanda Nunes would be…