It’s Time for Someone to Do Something About These Racist Bird Names
This bird’s official name is “The Crouching Nigger Rapist.” Do you see how that’s problematic? This is the struggle of our time. We are on the brink of a socialist…
Elon Comes Crawling Back to Bitcoin, Continues Spewing Gibberish About Changing the Weather
Elon Musk: "I would want to do a little bit more diligence to confirm the percentage of renewable energy usage is at or above 50%, and that there’s a trend…
New Dungeons & Dragons Campaign Let’s You Simulate What a Hot Mess College Life Can Be
Imagine all of the things you want in a new Dungeons and Dragons campaign. If the thing you’re imagining is “what a hot mess college life can be,” then I’ve…
After Pushing for Vaginal Overload, The Guardian Calls for Doctor Who to be Canceled
So: Doctor Who. Here’s a classic “tale of two Guardian headlines” situation. For those who don’t know or care, this is the skinny: Doctor Who is an ancient British science…
Hacker Hacks OnlyFans Slut Account, Calls Subscribers “Niggers,” Uploads ISIS Beheading Videos
Tina Bean, 22-year-old OnlyFans “model.” Based. The Sun: An OnlyFans model’s account has been seized by hackers who are using it to stream “terrifying” ISIS beheadings. Tina Bean, 22, has…
Billie Eilish Says She’s Ashamed of Her Racist Past
Teen pop star Billie Eilish is ashamed of her racist past, and has taken the first steps towards atoning for her sins. Billie, who is best known for licking black…
UK: NHS Looking Into Giving Free Liposuction to Fat Women
Pictured: Emily Kearney, a lipoedema sufferer, before and after liposuction. The fact of reality is that fat people will eat their way out of any treatment other than losing…
France: People Rise Up and Attack Vaxx Centers!
Extreme news from France! Extreme news that for some reason isn’t getting translated into English! Le Monde (Google Translate): Two Covid-19 vaccination centers were ransacked in less than 48 hours…
Someone Finally Made a Pregnant Man Emoji
I don’t remember where I was on 9/11, but I’m never gonna forget where I was the first time I saw the pregnant man emoji. The Guardian: A pregnant man,…
Facebook Pushes Back Against Biden’s Demands for Even More Censorship
We have a First Amendment in this country which means only the government is prevented from silencing your speech. However, we found out last week that the highest authorities of…