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I’m been writing bitter screeds for a week or so now. Decided to skip it. It’s not going for anything. Bitterness is for loss. If there’s nothing to be saved, there’s nothing to be lost.

I do not mean some “all is dust in the wind” thing. Much more literal. Yes, after Trump was shot and they turned him into a savior figure, I said he would win in a landslide as a manufactured mythical figure (I still don’t believe the shooting was real, but hey, whatever, maybe just a neat coincidence). And yes, I did my best to keep the site alive with donations.

These were both completely futile things. No one was going to listen to me and like, cancel Trump’s election to stop WWIII. And not enough people were ever going to donate given the restrictions (almost the entirety of the last 4-5 years was paid for by one guy).

This is the way of things. The world goes to war. The Daily Stormer shuts down.

I barely have control over the quality of my bath towels. I have seized control of the radio in this room however. We will be listening to The Cars discography until I decide it stops, and I have a four-pound antique Japanese ashtray which will be buried deep within the skull of anyone who challenges me on this.

We control so very little. Think of the things you control. Write them down. Things that you really control. Things that people (other than police with guns) could never take control away from you. Sadly, that list doesn’t even include your kids. It’s mostly what video games you can play and what you can do at the gym.

Anyway, no one wants these stupid musings. There were two issues.

The first is the war:

  • Israel somehow surrenders (or negotiates something that virtually all Israelis would view as a surrender)
  • Israel uses nukes

These are the two options.

The first is so unlikely as to be almost completely dismissed. It is like listing “winning the lottery” on your five-year financial plan.

The plan, as it were, was to throw Iran into sectarian violence. Neither the Azaris nor the Kurds have moved, and have clearly signaled they won’t. So what that means is that the US can continue dumping “dumb bombs” and killing hundreds of thousands or millions of people, effectively creating the greatest Mujahideen force the world has ever seen.

And then eventually Israel will start sending nukes, I guess just trying to kill everyone or whatever, and then I have no idea what happens. No superpower, or any other country besides the US, will tolerate this, but Israel has too many nukes for anyone to really do anything.

You will hear stupid shit about how the US could send ten thousand marines to open the Strait of Hormuz, and this is nonsense. They have to have a beachhead of tens of thousands on the Iran side, and they would just get wiped out by ballistic missiles. Trying something retarded like that would make this debacle all the more embarrassing, and serve no purpose but to further embolden the Mujahideen.

The IRGC are not Arabs. Organizing independent cells of Mujahideen to act all over the region, all over the world, is something they’ve been meticulously planning since the invasion of Iraq. The mountainous nature of the land makes it very easy to avoid dumb bombs and very easy to cross borders.

This whole thing is so fucking retarded, the only possible move, planned by Bibi, who is not retarded, is some large-scale false flag inside of America which justifies an extensive nuking.

I don’t know what this means for you, but I do know it is impossible it means nothing for you. So, figure out what it means. Try your best to deal with it.

Among other things, it’s an impossibility that this ICE and NG paramilitary force built up in the US won’t be used to target “antisemites.” (As you’ll recall me explaining in an exasperated manner, that was the whole point of the program.) If I were you, I wouldn’t post too much. Seriously, why? Your tweets aren’t going to stop ZOG. Grow the fuck up, retard.

Oh, and the website. Shutting it down permanently at the end of the month.

Ideally, we’ll be able to keep a backup on Tor, as well as get the whole site on a torrent. I’ll do what I can.

]]> Jews Deliver a Gay and Retarded New World Order for Fat People and Women https://www.anglinarchive.com/2026/01/29/jews-deliver-a-gay-and-retarded-new-world-order-for-fat-people-and-women/ Thu, 29 Jan 2026 19:59:52 +0000

Everyone is getting to know this new kind of government system we have recently been gifted. Some seem to like it, apparently purely as a result of a kind of BDSM fetishism, wherein an individual enjoys being stomped on and having their dog shot. Others are lashing out. Most are simply confused.

Between the unleashing of a domestic paramilitary force that just kills people and the christening of a mega-warmachine that openly presents itself as a gang of pirates, the United States has dropped any pretense of being something other than a totalitarian state which acts with impunity at home and abroad.

One can argue about how long we have been living under this type of a system without anyone saying it aloud. Certainly, those brave folks who were crushed while resisting forced integration in the South would tell you it has been a long time since the people of this country had the right to self-determination, and the millions of dead Germans, Vietnamese, Koreans, and Moslems would tell you that US adherence to “international norms” has always been a fraud. Regardless, we have entered into something totally new under “Donald Trump 2: Double Jew Up Your Ass” in that the government is no longer pretending that people have rights, no longer pretending there is such a thing as an international order.

Pretense is a type of fraud. But when the overwhelming majority of people believe in the pretense, it holds a lot of weight, as everyone acts as though the fraud is real. And, like rights and laws, which are abstractions, people acting as though they are real means they carry real weight, even if the government can and does violate them with impunity. When the pretense is gone, no one will or can act as though these sociological abstractions of rights and laws exist, which means they do not exist in any sense.

Enter Bellum Americanum.

Of course, it all remains very abstract, for at its core, it is nothing but a bunch of abstractions driving real world actions. This is why people are supporting this new system, some running around in a panic, some simply confused. The real world consequences of the abstractions are what matters and that is what people see. But no doubt, there is a struggle to connect the abstraction to its real world effects. People have spent more than 300 years getting lost in so many abstractions that it is sometimes very difficult to know where abstraction ends and where reality begins.

Start with some realities, we should. Aye, we should do.

It is a reality that a fat dyke and a Jew-face got killed by the cops. As a reality isolated in itself, most would likely chuckle at this, or perhaps ironically pour out a few sips of Coors Light. One would not have trouble arguing that as an isolated reality, it’s probably better those two are no longer with us, and certainly, anyone crying about these deaths could rightly be labeled a homo.

The fact that these two disreputable fiends were murdered by totally untrained morons in such a slapstick manner only makes it all the more attractive. There is a Looney Tunes vibe to all of it.

But what do the deaths mean? If we start with the deaths, then unwind the abstractions and connect them back to the reality situation? Is it just two random people you don’t like getting what they deserve? Or is it something much more important than that?

I believe it is something much more important than that, and yet I have found it virtually impossible to say that without people accusing me of defending fat dyke and Jew-face. It is so emotionally charged. It is like talking to rocks. But I will do my best to explain why I am against the federal government unleashing masked paramilitary forces to execute people in the streets, even if for the time being, I personally do not like the people they are executing.

As a rather obvious matter, we have now established a standard where militarized federal police can flood the streets and just start killing people with impunity and that after their deaths, women and Indians representing the government will go on TV and make obviously false claims about what happened. Maybe some smarmy welp on Fox News can argue the dyke had it coming because her car was so scary, but no one can argue that about Jew-face. He just got thrown on the ground and executed. Then the Indian who rules over us said we don’t have a Second Amendment (or if we do he is unaware of it) and if you have a gun the government can kill you.

The very emotional people defending this are defending it because they view the deceased as their enemies. But just whose enemies are being killed here? And why? Are they being killed because they are your enemies? Is the government your friend?

Regardless of what you think of fat dyke or Jew-face, they were murdered by the state because they were viewed as enemies of the state. They were not murdered because they are pro-immigrant. ICE is not really even an immigration enforcement group in anything but name at this point. They deport fewer immigrants under Trump than they did under Obama. They are primarily being unleashed on the streets to fight people who are organized to fight them and, without our analysis getting too complicated, it is pretty clear that there is a deeply symbiotic relationship between ICE and those fighting them in the streets, and that neither group represents the interests of any common people.

This conflict, on both sides, is entirely manufactured. There is no possible way this ICE circus could deport tens of millions of people. In fact, the government claims they are only attempting to deport a few hundred thousand. You will not notice that. (After you’ve consented to a full deployment of masked federal cops on your streets, four years later, there might be 48.5 million illegal immigrants instead of 49.1 million. But of course their children will vastly make up for the difference, as will the tens of millions of Indians that will be brought in during that period.)

Meanwhile, the protesters against ICE are marketing a fantasy where they are protecting Anne Frank. It is all total nonsense.

If we were living in reality, instead of this demented Teletubby hyperreality, people would demand the government use existing laws and existing law enforcement to calmly do pre-dawn raids on the people who are housing and employing the illegal immigrants. In a matter of months, none of these Anne Franks would have anywhere to live or work, and they would peacefully take their $3,500 checks and plane tickets home. By this time next year, 85% of illegal immigrants would have left. That’s the reality situation.

Donald Trump has no interest in the mass removal of illegal immigrants, ostensibly due to economic reasons, and so instead of punishing those housing and employing the immigrants, he is putting on this stupid circus of cruelty and death for the proles. It’s very similar to the totally incompetent Nero giving people bread and letting them watch people kill each other at the circus. In order for the circus to work, a bunch of morons have to come do violence against the fake immigration people. The violence of the “protesters,” who are actually using guerrilla warfare tactics, then justifies the violence of the state. The boomers and their allies cheer on the total militarization of domestic policing without thinking even days, let alone months or years, in advance.

If we can grasp that those being killed are being killed because they are enemies of the state, then the logical thing for us to ask ourselves is this: is there any chance that we or anyone we care about could ever under any circumstances be considered an enemy of the state? That question should not be very difficult to answer.

Let’s look.

The same guy saying this:

Is saying this:

You’ve probably seen some other things that particular individual has said. He’s the guy who said “starve away” about Palestinian children, and I guarantee if you typed something against Jews on the internet, he would say that same thing about your kids.

It’s a pretty specific group of people who are coming out in support of this new federal police force killing Americans.

There is no reason to belabor the point: all of the people supporting these ICE murders are the Israel people, and I promise you, every single one of those people cares a million times more about Israel than they do about illegal immigration. (Note: they all also, to a man, support mass “legal” immigration. So you can figure that one out. Or try to.)

What this means is that in the eyes of the people supporting these murders, people who are opposed to Israel and Jews are already enemies of the state, and therefore can already be shot in the streets without consequence.

It Doesn’t Take a Neo-Nazi White Supremacist Holocaust Denier Fascist to Know Which Way the Wind Blows

I loathe to bring up myself, but unfortunately for you and me both (me especially), I played a stupid role in the dumb history of America. In 2017, it was ruled by someone (ostensibly some group of trannies on Twitter but probably someone else) that I was beyond the pale and was uniquely deserving to be completely removed from the Western internet. Companies who had never censored anyone before censored me. At the time, I pointed out that actual pedophiles with forums telling people how to molest children as well as Islamic terrorists giving instructions on committing terrorism remained unbanned on these services. No one cared.

It was said I was unique. That the internet would otherwise remain free, just without me. However, within three years, they were censoring Bernie Sanders supporters. They censored the New York Post report on the Hunter Biden laptop that same year. It really did not take long for this policy that was introduced as only applying to a single person (me) to apply to literally anyone the government did not like.

Obviously, or rather I would hope it would be obvious but it apparently is not, this policy of using militarized police to enforce the policies of the federal government will be very widely implemented. Believing this is about immigration is like believing banning me was because I made a joke about a fat woman who had a heart attack.

Before I was banned, many accused me of being some kind of stooge, purposefully pushing outrageous speech in a way that would justify censorship. I considered it, of course. As one does when he is accused of such things. However, I ultimately decided that it was necessary for someone to push the envelope on freedom of speech in order to demonstrate whether it was actually something that existed in real life. It turned out that no, it did not, and it was only a few short years before everyone found that out.

With the anti-ICE protesters, it’s a bit different and a bit the same. The feds need outrageous people to attack them in order for them to justify implementing these new standards of murdering people who resist whatever it is they are doing. I have zero doubt that the feds themselves are the ones organizing these groups to attack, and I resent the fact that people on the right are acting as though “the left” is a serious ideological movement.

Something similar or nearly identical to this happened on the right in 2017, with Charlottesville. The same feds currently organizing this anti-ICE movement organized a group of “neo-Nazi” street goons to make a big mess in the streets in Charlottesville and that is what was used to justify shutting me down. None of those goons were shut down, mind you, and CNN went so far as to try to give a career to the key organizer of the goon activities, though he was too anti-charismatic to even be force-memed. (They later moved on to an ambiguous homo of ambiguous ethnicity who stands now as a proud cop-lover.)

Maybe we should also mention the Snowden revelations and everything else that the government did after 9/11. None of that ever went away, just as the censorship never went away.

The only way any of this stuff ever goes away is through revolution. And that is not really in the cards, lads.

What I would have thought is that people would want to prevent the most heinous actions of the government from being normalized for as long as possible. Because of course we were too far gone too long ago to actually “fix” the country. But wouldn’t people prefer to live their lives and try to preserve something? Wouldn’t people prefer to not allow the government to unleash the military on the streets to kill people?

Apparently, no.

The Biden Administration was so bad that there was huge force behind the Trump Administration, and “those who ride on the backs of the masses,” often known as “the Jews,” jumped on the back of Donald Trump to ride him to the next stop on their journey towards whatever hell it is they are trying to create. Through this fraud of immigration enforcement, and the fraud of the protests against it, we will establish a police state in the United States. In fact, that has already happened. It is too late to do anything about it.

And no one in the boomer camp wants to do anything about it. People are enjoying this. These boomers, along with neo-boomers like Tim Pool, Mike Cernovich, and Nick Fuentes, keep saying “this is what I voted for.” You voted for a militarized federal police state that is not going to manage to deport even half the illegals Obama deported? Less than 300,000 a year? After Biden just brought in at least ten million new ones? While bringing in untold numbers of Indians to rule over us? While also outlawing criticism of the Jews?

Okay, boomer.

There’s a Slow Plane Coming (At the Second Tower)

Though you have to take a few steps back to see it, this nightmare Trump is creating in America is directly tied to the doom he is fomenting in the rest of the world.

When Trump kidnapped the president of Venezuela and said he was doing it because he wanted to steal the country’s oil, he threw away over a century of the concept of an international order. “The international order,” like personal rights, like most things people discuss these days, is an abstraction. It’s possibly hard to grasp for many people. It is clear and known to everyone that the Iraq war, to say nothing of Vietnam, Korea, and earlier, along with the hundreds of other US police actions across the world, were in the interests of the United States and did not tend to serve the humanitarian aims that they were said to be in service of. However, the pretense of humanitarian aims existed, and as stated above, a pretense within an abstraction has weight on the reality that the abstraction shapes, even if the pretense is a lie.

If you’ll follow me, lad, I shall elaborate.

Fundamentally, attacking a country with the stated purpose of stealing their natural resources is different than attacking a country to steal its natural resources while saying you’re doing humanitarianism. The effect may be identical, but the abstraction shapes the perceived meaning, which then shapes the understanding, which shapes the reality. When there is a stated goal of “stopping weapons of mass destruction,” you then have decades of shaming those who lied about the weapons of mass destruction. When the stated goal is “we’re trying to steal their resources,” the shame will only be that Donald Trump’s people are likely to have a great deal of difficulty in actually making money off of Venezuelan oil.

The point is: if there is no pretense, anything can happen for any reason. The US government has declared they have the unrestrained and unqualified ability to act unilaterally against anyone if they believe it is in their interests on the international stage, just as they have an unrestrained and unqualified ability to kill people in this country if they say they’re bad.

It actually started with killing random people in boats and claiming they were drug dealers. They made up fantasies about how these small boats off the coast of Venezuela had the physical ability to drive to the US, and just blew them up, despite having the ability to intercept them. This was the first appearance of “we can just kill people randomly for whatever reason.”

It behoves me to mention that whereas with the domestic police state, there are only downsides, there could potentially be upsides with this policy of zero pretense. When you frame everything as humanitarianism, you can institute large scale money scams very easily by fighting for lost causes. The US has spent at least half a trillion dollars on the Ukraine affair in the name of humanitarianism, despite the fact that no one can explain how it is beneficial to the United States. There is nothing there to steal. Just so, the US has spent trillions harassing China and most of the rest of Asia under this humanitarian pretext without explaining how it benefits anyone in this hemisphere. Insofar as Donald Trump has a doctrine, this thing he has introduced where the US uses its military to steal things it believes are useful, there is not room for attempting to confront other superpowers, and the logical thing would rather be to deal with those superpowers and find win-win solutions to conflict.

I don’t really believe this is how things will work, but it is worth mentioning that this is the implication of the apparent doctrine.

Unfortunately, the other part of this doctrine is that Israel is a part of the United States, indeed the most important part of America, and therefore all Israeli interests are necessarily American interests.

Did you see Jared Kushner’s AI PowerPoint about how he’s going to turn Gaza into a luxury resort?

Pretty zany stuff.

America is going to pay for it. Donald Trump is personally in charge of it. Not as President of America, just as a guy.

“Israel is the heart of America and therefore everything Israel wants is America First” is a very big part of this Trump doctrine. In fact, it’s the centerpiece. And it means that attacking Iran is part of “America First.” It also means American domestic policy is designed around the interests of Israel. That is the underlying logic here. It’s not that complicated. People keep making these things complicated.

There’s Something Happening Here and You Don’t Know What It Is, Do You, Mr. Carlson?

Aside from the mass of neo-boomers, who no serious people take seriously, most of the right is beginning to shy away from Trump’s bizarre neo-empire scheme. These people are pretty much all following the lead of Tucker Carlson, who is far and above the most popular commentator on the right.

However, there are some issues involving this situation that are very obvious that people are not talking about. The primary reason people are not talking about them is that Tucker Carlson is not talking about them.

As the long time reader is aware, I’ve gone back and forth on Tucker Carlson. I’m still open to the idea he is some kind of spook, though it seems more likely that he’s a good guy who is just bogged down by priors and a lack of proper advisors, as well as possibly some kind of middle-aged fugue. (His claim he was “attacked by demons” is probably cited too often, but there is a reason it is cited so often. It’s not a particularly normal thing to say.)

Regardless, these things are major issues for me:

  • People should not be talking about ICE as if it is a serious thing. The immigrants could be self-deported, very quickly, by simply giving draconian prison sentences to the people who house and employ them. Trump is not doing that because he doesn’t actually want to remove immigrants, he just wants to look like he’s trying to do that. ICE is a circus show. It is not a real attempt to remove immigrants. You can’t remove tens of millions of people by grabbing them one at a time. Talking about this thing at all as if it is serious deeply confuses the issue, and gives room for the neo-boomer commentators to push this fed line about “immigration enforcement” as if it makes sense. (If Tucker Carlson was constantly pointing out that arresting housers and employers would solve the issue, no ICE supporter would be able to respond to that, because there is no response.)
  • In the reality situation, the first purpose of ICE is to normalize militarization of the police. This mass militarized federal police force is going to be used for many purposes not related to immigration enforcement. Right now, at least in Minnesota, the main purpose of ICE is to fight anti-ICE protesters. Just imagine if there were big protests against Trump and then imagine him not sending in ICE. Of course he would use them. They are a private thug group that reports to the president that will be used for any purpose the president wants. They can arrest without warrants, they can disappear people.
  • This whole ICE “cruelty theater” is going to ensure no one supports immigration enforcement. Republicans are already dropping support for immigration enforcement because this whole shitshow is so disgusting. No one expected the immigration enforcement they voted for to be a bunch of untrained lunatics in masks running around attacking people on the streets, accountable to no one. It would have been very, very easy, after the Biden Administration, to frame mass immigration as an elitist agenda against the American worker. Firstly, that’s what it is. Secondly, if you would have arrested a few “fat cats” who use illegal immigrant labor, they would have been very unsympathetic (and probably Jewish, if that matters) individuals who no one would be able to defend. It needs to be pointed out that the reason these people are not being arrested is that Trump is not against the people who are making all of this money by driving down American wages with illegal immigrant labor. He is purposefully trying to create a shitshow, while the feds organize their own opposition to use guerrilla warfare tactics against them and justify establishing a police state.
  • There is no coherent ideology on the left. No one should be spending an instant thinking about “the left” as anything other than a creation of the state. The people who support Tim Walz or Jacob Frey are not different than the people who support Kristi Nom Nom or PayDay Advance Patel. These are just mindless hordes of people who are very susceptible to media narratives. If a right-winger is aware that you could remove at least 70% and maybe as much as 90% of illegals by making it illegal to rent or hire them, they could not possibly support the ICE shitshow. Just so, only someone who watches MSNBC is going to believe some kind of “anarchist” state is going to be established by firebombing federal buildings. (And yes, the right-wing worldview makes more sense, in that they have a clearer longterm goal, but if they don’t point out that this illegal immigration thing could be solved with virtually no work at all by targeting the fat cats, they are literal goyim.)
  • “Civil War” is stupid terminology that doesn’t help anyone understand anything. Following from the above, pushing the idea that there is going to be a “civil war” is nonsensical. A civil war between who? Feds and other feds? Again, people believe in this stuff, believe in ICE reestablishing 1950s Americana or anti-ICE establishing a raceless anarchist utopia, but they believe in it because they saw it on the media, not because they worked it out logically. Both sides are organized by the feds. This should be very obvious in the macro, but just think of the microcosm: if the left wasn’t organized by the feds, someone would have been arrested for running a Signal chat with over 1,000 people organizing guerrilla warfare against federal troops. In actual fact, neither Nom Nom nor Patel have even talked about trying to find whoever is organizing all this, and instead just whine about the stupid dykes, kikes, and drug addicts on the streets. That proves, definitively, that just as they have no desire to arrest the people behind illegal immigration, they have no interest in arresting the people behind these “protests.” They need the protesters as much as the protesters need them.
  • The issue of establishing a police state needs to be more directly connected to the Silicon Valley agenda and the Jewish-Israel agenda. I’ve already said it but you can’t say it enough: ICE is not about immigration. It should never be talked about as if it is. ICE is already linked to Palantir, and is being used to establish a digital police state alongside the physical, militarized police state, and this is going to be used against American citizens, primarily white Christians, who do not want to do what these people in power want them to do.
  • It is impossible for a Republican to get elected after this Trump debacle and people need to really start thinking about whether they are going to support a group of Zionists around Trump attempting to establish a dictatorship. This whole thing with talking about the midterms is just absurd. Obviously, whether rigged or not, the Republicans are going to be crushed. While doing wars all over the place and instituting a police state in America, Trump has let the economy go to hell (which frankly, wasn’t even necessary – his “unified executive” powers could have been used to force lower interest rates instead of doing that kook “tariff” scheme). It’s well established that as obsessed as the goyim are with fantastical ideologies, they will vote based on the economy. (Or rather, they will vote based on their personal financial situation. I don’t really know what “the economy” even is. This whole “hidden hand” thing needs to be put away, the US economy is “commanded” to the same extent the USSR was post-Stalin or even late-Stalin, the mechanism is just slightly more opaque.) Trump has talked about making himself president for life, but he doesn’t have much life in him, so what we would really be talking about is a gaggle of Zionists, probably on its face a “Vance”/Rubio administration, using some kind of “emergency powers” to remain in office. It’s that or Gavin Newsom, and it will probably depend on whether or not Israel feels secure. Technically, Israel will never “feel secure” because of the nature of Jewish genetics, but if Trump is able to neutralize Iran and put the UAE in charge of all the Arabs in the Levant, Bibi would probably accept a Democrat presidency. That is just a guess. But the choice of whether there will be an election is ultimately Bibi’s, because Bibi is in charge of Trump and Trump is building a massive military presence in America that will be able to put down any group demanding an election in 2028. And the goyim think it’s about Making America White Again as Trump declares support for infinity Indians to build the AI that is supposed to replace the whites who aren’t replaced by Indians.
  • Anyone can pretend to be ICE. This is a smaller issue in the scheme of things, but the reason police show their faces and have badges with numbers is so people can’t impersonate police officers. Right now, any organized gang could impersonate ICE and throw people in vans. The fact that these people wear masks is extremely dark and the idea that they do it “for their safety” means that the safety of this Praetorian Guard sits above the safety of everyone else in the country. As a very first step, it should be demanded that these people show their faces (at least during normal operations) and wear badges.

I could of course go on. I can always go on and on. I’m a word machine. But those are the big things.

Tucker’s entire basic narrative is always going to be a mess because of his insistence on not attacking Trump directly (even after Trump spent some time attacking him directly), as well as his deranged support for “JD Vance,” who is the fat little dweeb under the bed, perversely plotting to lock us all in a digital cage. “Vance” is as owned by Silicon Valley as Trump is by the Jews. But Tucker could say all of my bullet points, I think, and continue on with his bit of criticizing Trump’s policies without directly attacking Trump personally.

The hilarious thing is that I don’t think there is a single thing Trump has done since he was elected that Tucker supports.

With the international policy, I think Tucker, and thus the rest of the right-wing, or far-right, or whatever it is, is much more sound in their narratives.

Tucker is very important. He’s the boss of right-wing media.

I can’t imagine anyone is listening to Ben Shapiro or Mark Levin other than boomers who are barely alive, and while Pool/Cernovich/Fuentes/etc. have replaced the “establishment right” by pushing the same talking points with a bit more edginess, I think they’re failing to convince anyone who isn’t already predisposed to licking boot and is just looking for someone to tell them it does indeed taste good.

Those people would all look even more ridiculous if Tucker tightened up his narrative.

Talkin’ George Wallace Paranoid Blues 

This was all sort of preordained, this whole process of government and the society under it, following World War II.

The CIA was established alongside the nation of Israel. Ironically, the same Dwight Eisenhower who played a not insignificant role in destroying Germany went on to warn about “a military industrial complex” after becoming president and destroying states’ rights beyond what even Lincoln did. Maybe not beyond what Lincoln did. But he certainly put the final bullet in the head of a horse Lincoln had machine-gunned down when he forced racial integration in the Southern states.

George Wallace, who stood up when Kennedy pushed the issue a few years later, standing in the schoolhouse door as a kind of last stand of whites in this country, is portrayed as a racist who used “states’ rights” as an excuse to keep racism alive. That may have been true, who knows. It doesn’t actually matter what he was thinking. The reality is that “states’ rights” are a much bigger thing than simply keeping niggers from raping your daughter in the school bathroom. I mean, I think niggers not raping your daughter is important, don’t get me wrong. However, the concept of states’ rights was to limit the power of the US federal government, because the United States is too big of a country to have a powerful federal government and maintain the individualist, freedom-minded ethos the country was founded on.

Once the country was totally federalized by Eisenhower deciding to use the military to force Southern men to allow their daughters to get raped by niggers in the school bathroom, it was always going to end up as a police state.

Obviously, China is a much bigger country than the US, and it has an authoritarian central government (though it’s a bit less central than what the US is now, because the whole Chinese thing is pragmatism over ideology and the level of centralization in America is simply not practical). The issue, however, is that China is thousands and thousands of years old, and never had the underlying principle that individual liberty should come before the collective good. In fact, no country before America ever had that idea, and it might not really even be that good of an idea, but it was a founding idea, and it needed strong federalism (i.e., semi-autonomous states making most of their own decisions) in order for it to work.

Now, you have this idea of personal liberty coming into conflict with a notion of greater good. Of course, the “greater good” ideology might work, we might be able to somehow convert to empire, if it were not for the people who hold the power. If it was just money people who wanted to rule and live well, that would be one thing. But these people who rule us are a very different sort. They are Jewish. The entire character of the elite is Jewish, even if individuals are not all Jewish.

“America First” should be what Trump originally outlined it as: reestablishing a white, Christian America. You wouldn’t need to get rid of every single nonwhite, of course, but it should be a supermajority, where when you see a nonwhite, instead of feeling fear and loathing, you think “hey wow, look at that! I wonder what’s going on with this goofy-looking character???”

People could make a lot of money serving as the elite in a white empire. The whole replacement of the intelligentsia with Indians is causing a lot more problems than it fixes. These people are doing these math equations where they save some marginal amount of money by replacing whites with Indians, but if we simply look at the “AI race,” we can see that this is not a long-term strategy to create the dominant global tech infrastructure. I have often pointed out that the pathetic and hilarious loss of the race to an affordable and quality electric vehicle, with Tesla now effectively a dead company having been buried alive by BYD, was not an American company losing to a Chinese company, it was an Indian company losing to a Chinese company. I think if Tesla had been an American company, it quite possibly could have beaten BYD, but an Indian company is going to lose to a Chinese company every single time, simply based on the underlying genetics there. (Chinese have slightly higher IQs, at least in groups, but whites tend to be more ingenious. Chinese currently have a much better work culture, because in China a man who works really hard can still get a young and attractive wife and have a family. But I still think if Tesla would have been 70% white instead of 70% Indian, it could have at least put up a fight.)

I was against EVs when the whole thing was about global warming, but now that I’ve seen them in action, and understand the underlying concept, which is largely about affordability and efficiency, I think it’s clear that even without the global warming hoax, they would end up dominating in the next decade or so. This is a massive global market, and China won. Tesla is not a competitor and the only reason they still exist at all is that the US bans Chinese EVs and Europe taxes them heavily. Whatever the math is on how much money you save by hiring Indians, it is not worth sacrificing dominance of a key global infrastructure which could in theory last for thousands of years.

In a slightly less visible infrastructure race, China’s Huawei completely crushed Ericsson and Nokia in the race to build the global mobile and internet infrastructure. Again, the Western companies only still exist at all because of a US ban and US pressure for Europe to overtax Chinese companies.

I recently listened to a Davos panel with David Sacks, one of the All-In podcast hosts and a key Jewish tech advisor to Donald Trump, about the AI race with China where he talked about Ericsson and Nokia losing to Huawei and said that won’t happen again with AI because, uh, Donald Trump is really good at spending a lot of money.

Unfortunately and very obviously, the reality is that the dynamics are exactly the same, and therefore there is zero reason to expect a different outcome. Sacks didn’t mention the fact that BYD beat Tesla, because he still personally owns a lot of Tesla stock and might believe in Elon’s fake robots. (They are literally fake robots he displays at his events, controlled by human puppeteers. Elon has no working robot model and hasn’t explained why anyone would want a human-shaped robot instead of a purpose-built one like the ones China is developing.)

An Indian company beating a Chinese company because “more money” is like saying an Indian boxer could beat Mike Tyson in his prime because you gave him a lot of money. It’s physically impossible due to genetics.

All of that is to say: the replacement of whites with Indians is not about money. In the short term, yes, it is profitable, but if you organized a group of competent analysts, or even incompetent analysts, or even just random people off the street, they could tell you that in the long term, the US is going to be dominated by China in every single category of technology and the only defense against that is banning Chinese technology, which simply cannot be a strategy. Among other things, it means that Americans will have to pay upwards of three times the cost for consumer electronics, appliances, vehicles, and basically everything else other than corn syrup and soybean oil.

Jews are replacing whites because Jews do not like whites. They do not like Christians. It’s like the famous pornographer said:

So, while it might be possible that you could do away with the American ideals of personal liberty and move into a mode of empire where the greater good is the defining virtue, you cannot do that while the ruling elite are not driven by money, power, and legacy, but rather a sadistic hatred for the core population. This is driving Jews to make the shape of empire multiracial, and multiracialism is the death of every empire.

If George Wallace wouldn’t have lost, and states still had the ability to pass policies such as “we don’t want immigrants” or “we love immigrants and want to replace our population with them,” you might be able to make this work.

But with Jews, you lose.

Don’t Think Twice, It’s Fucked

It’s not long ago that George Wallace stood in the doorway. America went from new nation, established as a Republic, to empire, very fast in historical terms. But when you take a step back, you see this is all happening as if guided by a machine.

This is to say: there is nothing anyone can do to stop it.

With Donald Trump in 2016, I thought there was a chance. I was so much older then. Very sure of myself. It turned out very badly for me. In my view, involving yourself in any of these political things in any way at all is going to end very badly for you. I strongly advise against any kind of activism. If you actually want to do something, run for local office, maybe run for sheriff, keep your head down. Whatever you do, keep your head down.

There is only one way out of this, and it is some kind of collapse of America. If I thought there was something anyone could do, I would encourage you to do it. And I know I could make money in donations if I made some claim that there was something that could be done. (I could make money with ads just writing anything, but I can’t get ads because I’m still banned from everything for making that joke about that fat woman who died from a heart attack nine years ago. I’ve decided to simply not make money because I’m not going to lie.)

It’s all morbid. And it makes you want to do something about it. That was always my feeling. But there just isn’t anything you can do to change this system. What makes sense, the only thing that makes sense, is to focus on yourself. Unfortunately, even that is difficult. Due to these policies from the Jews, it’s virtually impossible to even get married and have a normal family. Note I said “virtually.” It is technically possible. I haven’t really ever seen it done among millennials or younger. Well, I know people who are still married, but they won’t grow old together. I see few healthy marriages or even tolerable marriages that are past the three-year point, and none past the seven-year point.

If you’re young, I would advise you to run away. Just go wherever. Anywhere is better than the center of empire in America, other than maybe the immediate peripheral of the empire in Western Europe. Those two places, where the majority of the readership resides, are the worst on Earth. Everything else is better and will be better for the next century at least, assuming the particular place does not get invaded by America (in many cases that would still be better).

My advice, which I issue strongly and with love, is to view these political events like a natural disaster. It is something you simply cannot fight. There is no person or people you could assassinate to make it stop. Well, maybe if you could genetically engineer a virus that killed all the Jews, that would work. At this point they have so much power, they are so entrenched, that they are going to take the world where they want it to go and we are all just along for the ride.

What I will tell you is this: there is still a lot of good in the world. There is still much beauty, even if there isn’t justice. And if you are not in the empire, you will meet better people. There are people in the world who are good, and who you can trust, but all of the people who have lived in the cesspit that is the Western world have adopted a kind of extreme selfishness as a defense mechanism. It’s very hard to live in a place where everyone is out for themselves, where you can’t really trust anyone. It’s not the natural state of man, but rather a maladaptation to these conditions.

It’s not supposed to be this way and you deserved a lot better, my dear brother.

I pray you find peace and a place of love.

]]> Yes, Sir. I am, Unfortunately, Still Alive. https://www.anglinarchive.com/2025/12/11/yes-sir-i-am-unfortunately-still-alive/ Thu, 11 Dec 2025 20:13:33 +0000

I shouldn’t publish headlines like that. I’m in no way suicidal. And I don’t want to be “suicided.”

Although I will say. This might be too doxy, but I’ll say it because I just asked the robot and this could have happened in any number of places: I got stung by a scorpion last week. And I asked people: “Are these deadly?” The answer, unanimously, was “probably not but it’s possible.” And my answer was “yeah, okay. It doesn’t really matter.”

People tell me not to write about myself but I don’t know what else to write about because all of this other stuff seems so totally meaningless. NB4, “oh, so you’re the only thing that matters???” No, retard, but I’m not going to write about my friends and family. And in general, that is the only thing I think matters. Not me personally, but my personal life. And yours. Everyone’s. Unless it is someone I hate, in which case they don’t matter and I hope they die.

In general, there has been a personal and professional reckoning, where I have concluded that politics are completely without meaning. In short, “meaning” as a concept can only be personal, and personal meaning can exist or not under any political system. The danger we face now of course is an existential danger to humanity itself, where there exists a threat to completely erase humanity as a concept, replacing humans with cyborgs or whatever. Generally, this seems unlikely to actually occur. But it is a thing that people are finally talking about. I’ve been talking about it since before the Daily Stormer existed, before I was ever a “neo-Nazi white supremacist” or whatever stupid meme. I read and watched what these people were saying about transforming into a “post-human” form, and it just seemed obvious that this would be the goal of anyone with money. What else would they do with money, when they do not believe in God and the dream of eternal life is within reach?

Unlike myself, the sort who gets stung by a scorpion and says “yeah it doesn’t really make much difference if it kills me, I’m cool either way,” most people are very attached to life.

Nick Fuentes is out of the media now. People I know who don’t really even care that much about politics were contacting me like, “yo, what’s going on, why are they astroturfing this guy like this, what are they trying to do?” and I was like “um, this is, um, eh, it’s just, you know, kind of a boring story, really.” But the thing got too weird and so the media eventually dropped it. It’s possible he’s gone forever now, at least gone from that level of exposure, because he was just so unprepared to play that role. Being very quick on your feet when talking does not mean you’re able to formulate ideas, and telling him to go out and say everyone is a Russian agent and the FBI is totally telling the truth about Charlie Kirk, without giving it a definite script, turned out to be a complete disaster and basically everyone was disgusted by the whole charade. It’s possible that they will still use him as this kind of official opposition figure, I don’t know. They’re unlikely to find anyone more stable. One of their other guys recently released tapes of him having sex with men from Grindr. (I’m not going to tell that story, I’m sure anyone can look it up. Basically, an FBI antisemite guy released gay sex tapes because I guess he was being blackmailed. He also smokes meth, so maybe he just thought he was being blackmailed.)

But they’re not going to get me. Even all the people who hate me know I be like:

If you find yourself in a situation where antisemitism has become so mainstream that you need a controlled opposition antisemite to be plastered everywhere, Fuentes is the best you’re going to do. I would argue that the mistake was putting him on the Charlie Kirk case. It’s confusing what exactly they were even thinking. It could have been a pressure test, to see how capable he was of forwarding an extremely unpopular narrative, to see how moldable his followers were. But again, they don’t have some list of people lining up to take his place. The fact that you’re going to put yourself in the “public antisemite” space basically means you are insane, either driven by pure antisocial desires or some terrible sense of justice. If it is the former, it’s only a matter of time before you end up burning yourself. Virtually all of these people that I’ve seen have ended up in some kind of homosexual scandal. For Matt Heimbach, it was a sex scandal with his mother-in-law. Kudos to him for keeping it hetero. I guess.

The Fuentes debacle was extremely disheartening. I had known he was working with the feds for some years now, but to see the card played like that was obscene. It should have been heartening that no amount of force was enough to get anyone to take it seriously. I guess.

Whatever. I do feel like most of what I did was a waste. I put so much time and effort into Fuentes. People who know know, I’m not interested in explaining it to people who don’t know. Getting stabbed in the back because he’s a pussy who can’t do a bit of time and a queen who cares about money (for reasons other than “because women like money”) was whatever. It was more just a forced reckoning with how hopeless things actually are.

The good part is, I realized that what I do feel meant something was the extent to which I was able to help boys and young men (or older men, in some situations), and the fact I was able to bring some laughter into people’s lives. So with that understanding, an understanding of what I did that actually meant something (or that I believe meant something – it’s the same thing), I can move forward.

I am working on the TV show. I’m a little bit worried about money. I’ve burned through a lot of money keeping the site online over the last year, while people rightfully weren’t really donating because I wasn’t really posting. I’m concerned that the money won’t really be there for the show. But we’ll see.

Anyway, the main point here was just to confirm I’m not dead.

I am pushing ahead with the TV show. At least then if I do finally have some kind of total psychological breakdown, it will be on the public record, you know?

Looking at my life, it is incredible what I’ve been able to hold together. I think I’ve probably made it past the point where I would fall apart. But if I do, I see no better place to do it than on an internet TV show. At least I can confirm it won’t be anything gay or otherwise deeply sick. It would just be the exhausted collapse of a man ridiculous enough to have imagined that he could do something good.

Wait, no. That’s too heavy, self-congratulatory, masturbatory.

Let me try again.

It would just be the retarded end of a retard.

That fits better.

But yes. I am going to clean myself up. And I’m going to do a TV show. This will occur. Of the things I did that I think may have mattered, it is going to focus on the humor part, rather than the helping young men part. It’s going to be primarily an artistic project, rather than a political one. I really like a lot of stuff that is happening with AI, and I see a way to use it in an interesting way. I will try to make it pay for itself. If it doesn’t, then I’ll just say that it wasn’t meant to be.

The target launch date is probably still about the same: late first, early second quarter.

In terms of those essays I was supposed to publish two weeks ago… I have them. They’re really done. I just haven’t been able to bring myself to care enough to give them a final pass and publish them. But yes, to the extent that I am interested in politics at all at this point, I am interested in the psy-op that is the “alternative media” landscape, and as this will be the topic of my TV show, it makes sense to publish some preliminary written works on the topic.

The Real Issue: My Conversion to Communism

I guess it’s probably more important to explain my conversion to communism.

Of course, I haven’t actually converted to communism. Communism is an ideology. Bertrand Russell actually very casually classified it as a religion. I am against all ideologies. Furthermore, I am a religious Christian, and communism, as an ideology (or a religion) is anti-Christian, even though it does tend to uphold all of the social norms of Christianity (the major exception being abortion; I’m sure there are other exceptions, though none major I can think of).

Ideology is an insane replacement of philosophy. I suppose that what I would say specifically is that my understanding of Christian philosophy has caused me to align more with economic policies supported by socialists, as I have come to realize that it is simply an absolute fact that money corrupts everything it touches. The top leaders in the Gulf States are drinking alcohol, engaged casually in homosexuality, and so on. The new leader in Syria, whatever he’s calling himself now, certainly changed his tune when the option for wealth appeared to him.

It seems like this pretty much always happens. Maybe it didn’t used to happen, before the Industrial Revolution, when the power that wealth gave you was always limited, but now that the power that wealth brings is unlimited, it seems that there is no one too pure to not get sucked into it, which simply means that those with the gold make the rules. And frankly, the Jews control the wealth, due to their control of the banks, and this means they can control everyone.

I hate to say it, but if I hadn’t been forced into exile, it’s probable I would have been myself corrupted. Why wouldn’t I have been? I mean I like to think I wouldn’t have been, because I like to think I am who I believe I am, but everyone believes all sorts of things about themselves, and most of the time these things are not true, so it would seem ridiculous for me to believe that I am the singular exception.

I suppose my exile allows me to believe that I am the exception. So I might as well just take the win. Regardless, even if I and some small percentage of people are willing to stand on moral principle, due to insanity or a fear of God (most likely a mix of both), and perhaps some desire for legacy, the majority are not, and so you can only trust people who are locked into an incentive structure.

Presidents Putin and Xi are good men. They behave as very good men, using their power as leaders to work for the benefit of their people. It is worthy of note however that the incentive structures they operate within are such as they benefit personally from behaving in a way that benefits their people. This is in stark contrast to the incentive system in democracies, where any individual working in the system maximizes personal benefit by acting against the interests of the population, and in the interests of donors.

It is probably true that authoritarian governments attract people who are more driven by principle, whereas democracy governments attract people with no morals at all, along with many actual sadistic sociopaths. I would be shocked to find out that Vladimir Putin and Xi Jinping do not behave in their personal lives, when no one is watching, much better than Joe Biden or Donald Trump. And people like Emmanuel Macron and Friedrich Merz are obviously deeply sick. Then you’ve got women running around trying to get everyone killed for sexual reasons. Everything. The question of the extent to which authoritarianism shapes men into better men and the extent to which it attracts better men is ultimately irrelevant, as it is obvious that better men run authoritarian governments. If I had to guess, I would say that at the highest levels, it is genuinely good (authoritarianism) or bad (democracy) people who seek power, while at middle and lower, people are mainly conforming to the culture.

Also, before anyone says “but there are bad authoritarian leaders and good democracy leaders” – yes, I know. I just mentioned that there are many sickos running Islamic countries. However, if you were to break down those incentive structures, you would obviously find more patterns. Most obviously, the US overthrows any Islamic dictator who doesn’t play ball, and it is impossible to be a good leader while serving the US.

It seems it is much harder to find a good man in a democracy than it is to find a bad man in an autocracy, however. Thomas Massie seems like a good man. It’s basically a canard that he supports immigration. He isn’t a purist, but I’ve seen shills defending Israel make this claim. When Fuentes was everywhere, he brought it up every time Massie was mentioned. The claim is that NumbersUSA gives him an “F.” It’s actually a “C-” now.

If you look at the grade card, however, it is actually retarded. The “F” on “border security” is because he voted against the “Big Beautiful Bill.”

That bill allocated $3.4 trillion in money. Border security, broadly, was less than 5%. “You would have to be for open borders not to support the other 95% of this bill, whatever it may be” is not an adult position to take.

To be clear, he is not an absolutist anti-immigration activist like Trump pretended to be. But no one really is. He’s as good on immigration as anyone in Congress. It was only looking into this that I found out how worthless that NumbersUSA site is. What an absolute sham.

Regardless, he’s the closest thing you have to a good man in the US government, by a lot. But how far is he from the levers of powers? Trump/AIPAC might successfully primary him. They probably won’t, because Trump wants to attack him for remarrying too soon after his wife died instead of his immigration positions. Trump arguably can’t attack his immigration positions, given that Trump’s own immigration positions are much more extreme than Massie’s.

Marjorie seems to be a good person, despite being a woman. But she literally quit the government because everyone was evil. (NB4 “her personal life” – yeah, dude. She’s a woman.)

Liberal democracy is the transmutation of liberal economic policies into a political system, given that it is a system that is purely about money. We all go along with this stupid charade that we “vote in” politicians, but the actual reality is that the candidate for any relevant state or national office is decided during the primary, where whichever candidate with the most money gets the nomination. You then have two bought-and-paid-for candidates running against one another. (And in most districts, it doesn’t even matter as the way the maps are drawn, you already know which party is going to win.)

There is zero reason anyone would get involved in politics in a democracy other than to make money (and gain status, but I repeat myself). Maybe some moron thinks they are going to “change things.” I don’t know what kind of ego you would need to have to think that it’s as simple as “no one ever thought of that before.” You would just lose. Or maybe get offered the money and take it. Though a very rare occurrence, both AOC and MTG basically got elected on pure popular support, surprising the establishment. Then AOC sold out and MTG quit.

All the money is corruption money. The salaries of Congress people are basic middle class salaries. Yet these people are virtually all wealthy.

This is a big topic. It is clearly impossible to be in a democracy government and maintain morality, and it is impossible to become wealthy enough to change society through private sector behaviors and maintain morality. This whole idea of the alchemical equation of turning labor into tokens and then running them through machines that multiply them creates infinite corruption, and the only way to control it is through a state apparatus powerful enough to control it. That’s apparently how communism ends up with “the state as God.”

I don’t know what the solution is or think there is a solution. But it is obvious to me now that it is pointless to do anything and not address the issue that a system based around money is not a viable system for humans to live in. People talk about “wealth redistribution” under communism, but every system redistributes wealth. This system certainly does. When you turn everything into fungible tokens that are just floating around, and then you don’t control the flow of those tokens, you cannot have a meritocracy. Instead you end up with a kind of moralocracy where those with the lowest morals gain the most wealth.

That is not absolutely true. Someone can be clever and work an honest job and live a comfortable life, still. But that opportunity is being drained away, as wealth continues to be centralized more and more.

It’s a big issue and I’m still thinking through how to communicate it. Right now, this is already long. This was intended to be a “proof of life” post. I threw in “I converted to communism” because no one but me would think to say something like that.

I’ll come back to this issue soon.

]]> Happy Thanksgiving! https://www.anglinarchive.com/2025/11/30/thankfully/ Sun, 30 Nov 2025 20:21:50 +0000

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

First and foremost, I am thankful that I can publish a Thanksgiving article on a Sunday.

Most people do not have the experience of working for 4,244 days straight, without a single day off. The last 288 days have shown what sort of thing happens after that sort of thing.

The Part of This Article That is About Islam (Israel is Indefensible, So They Just Attack Islam Now)

Never forget that Soojin once took a 864-day break. People loved her for it.

https://x.com/idleis6/status/1690295682895392768

She needs to take a permanent break. Not calling for an assassination. But what a harmful individual. This is what she is teaching the female youth of “South Korea,” a terrorist breakaway state similar to “Taiwan” and “Israel”:

Women see in Soojin the thing they want to be: an idol. They actually call these women “idols.” It is what every woman wants: to be worshiped. Men see something they want to provide with resources (tributes, sacrifices, as one would to an idol).

I see this:

When Japan invaded China in the early 20th century, their claim was that they were protecting Asia from Western degeneracy, which they claimed Manchuria was an agent of. This was of course propaganda to justify standard nip expansionism. However, given what I’m seeing on Chinese social media these days, the grotesque hypersexualization, China would be perfectly justified in invading South Korea for spreading this degeneracy throughout the continent. It wouldn’t need to be propaganda to mask militarism, it would be an end in itself. The United States is using South Korea to spread this idol/simp program.

The weird part about my break, probably unbelievable but generally true, is that I haven’t really worked much less during these 288 days than I did during those 4,244 days. It is different. I don’t have to work. Well, I didn’t, then I signed a bunch of ghostwriting contracts, so I have been working like a pig – wait, hold up, AI style em-dash time – pigs do not work. Pigs just eat and roll around. They are actually very happy animals.

I’ve often told the story of when I lived in the jungle with the primitives and bought a pig for some ceremony. It was around for three days before we butchered it. I insisted on butchering it myself. I am thankful beyond words for that experience. I’d killed many chickens, but to stick a pig with whom I’d formed a relationship is something quite different than anything I’ve experienced before or since. I saw this happy creature, rolling around, getting friendly with people, basically acting like a Golden Retriever, and then I opened up his throat as he screamed like a human. If that sounds horrible, it is because it is horrible. But you all eat pork.

Unless you’re one of those kikes reading the site to see what the real antisemites are up to.

Or if you’re one of my Moslems, who I love. I do love you guys now. If you’re in our places, you have to go back, but I was wrong to do all that blasphemy against you all those years ago. For anyone calling me a cuck over this, I will first say: you are either significantly less generous or you have significantly less money than Moslems, and you are probably also less capable of using crypto. I’m not pandering to Moslems for money, but their generosity is not an irrelevant fact. I avoid audience capture because I don’t usually even know where money is coming from. My two biggest ever donors (who I wish would hit me up again, and perhaps will when they smell what I’ve got cooking) I have no knowledge of at all. However, several very significant donors have made it clear that they are Moslems and they are very appreciative of me pushing intellectual antisemitism from the right, which they are intelligent enough to understand I pioneered in the modern era. I never pandered. I stopped insulting Islam many years ago, realizing that it was grotesque, and much more importantly (I’m not terribly concerned about grotesqueries, as a rule), it detracted from my much more important and legitimate criticisms of other groups, first and foremost being the Jews. Aside from theological differences, which are a personal matter and anyway not as large as most imagine, the single issue I have with Islam is immigration. However, the vast majority of this immigration is a result of wars the US-Jew war machine has waged in Islamic countries, as well as the sanctions they’ve put on them. Further, it is Jews that liberalized the immigration laws. That is to say: Jews are much more responsible for Islamic immigration than Moslems are.

Remember that Assad was demanding that Europe send back his people who Europe stole from him. Who knows: if they’d gone back, maybe Assad would have had a better chance at holding onto power? (That is primarily a rhetorical question, given the actual dynamics of how the regime fell. But who knows how things would have been different if instead of fleeing to Europe to live on welfare and commit crimes, the lower ranks of Syrian society had been forced to stay and fight for their country?)

I will never in my life forget seeing Michael Chertoff, the Jewish head of Homeland Security under George W. Bush, on Fox News in perhaps 2006 saying that in order to let Moslems know that we are not at war with Islam, we need to allow many more immigrants from Islamic countries come to America. Sadly, some things that were said on TV were lost in the ether. But he did make this argument, an argument you would only make if you were insane. (Even though I can’t find the precise comment, you can find “outreach to the Islamic community” and “more immigration” everywhere from this Jew, so though I can’t find the clip/transcript, no one would think he didn’t say it at some point.) The US was de facto at war with Islam, in general.

At the time the Iraq war was sold to the world by the US and British governments, the only connection between Al-Qaeda, a “formerly” CIA-backed Saudi revolutionary Islamic group operating out of Afghanistan and Pakistan, and Saddam Hussein, the Ba’athist (secular-nationalist) dictator of Iraq, was that both were Moslem. It was really even more base: they were both brown people who maybe dressed similarly and lived in sandy-looking, brownish Tatooineish places. I mean Saddam was about as Moslem as Joe Biden was Catholic. The whole concept of Ba’athism was to downplay religion in order to formulate an Arabian nationalism that wasn’t held back by sectarian infighting. It certainly didn’t take a communist approach, attacking religion, but rather took the approach of undermining religion by promoting secularism.

If you met a typical girl on the streets of Damascus before the jihadists took over, she would be wearing polkadots and looking at you with what is known as "the polkadot gaze."

There was zero attempt to address the fact that there are vast differences between the third of the world’s population that makes up the greater Islamic ummah. George Bush famously could not explain the difference between Shia and Sunni; while he was famously retarded and on drugs, many other important government officials also failed that test. So no, it was not technically a war against all Moslems, but it was framed that way by Fox News, even whilst Chertoff was saying we needed more immigrants to prove we weren’t at war with Islam.

It was like they were trying to drive people insane, saying Osama bin Laden is Saddam Hussein is the Ayatollah is Muammar Gaddafi, meanwhile, “Islam is a religion of peace” and we need closer cultural ties.

The point being: anti-Islam sentiment is useless tripe. You are seeing more of it now. The defense of Israel has broken down utterly, so we get attacks on Islam instead. As you’re no doubt aware, Elon Musk bought Twitter as a way to shape the public narrative. He will ban you if you’re someone who needs to simply be erased (i.e., yours truly). But his most aggressive form of censorship is flooding the zone. Steve Bannon actually uses this term as part of his strategy. I keep hearing about this Bannon guy, and all I see is this fat drunk just rambling about nothing that matters, but you realize that this is the point.

Elon will technically allow quite a few people with views that do not align with this Silicon Valley new world order that is coming into view, but they are buried.

I just typed “Islam” into Twitter, and these are the first five results:

And it goes on and on.

If you type “Israel,” it is all negative, because that thing Elon was doing with all of those pro-Israel “Indian” bot accounts had gotten out of control and was becoming counterproductive.

Aside from Ben Shapiro and Bari Weiss, who no one gives a shit about, no one is defending Israel. Larry Ellison’s Bari Weiss plan for CBS is confusing. Apparently, some kind of pro-Israel thing has to exist. Her first big event as the new head of CBS was a debate between two pro-Israel Jews about… gun control.

That’s her plan. We’re going to go back to talking about gun control and abortion. Because I guess people forgot that they could just keep rehashing a bunch of cultural war crap from the 1990s instead of unifying against Israeli control of America?

Unlike that coward Bannon, The Dersh is fine with “I don’t ask the age of girls who jerk me off at my friends’ house. Anyway, what do you guys think of Coke 2? I think it was a marketing disaster. Really the opposite of Beanie Babies.”
The Dersh is about a trillion times more interesting than Bari. Just try to imagine someone saying “I’d like to hear what Bari Weiss thinks about this issue.”

But that is a niche thing. Jordan Peterson, Elon Musk, Steve Bannon, etc. are all now railing against Islam nonstop.

Peterson a few months ago did what was clearly an exploitation of a mentally ill person. He was a Palestinian traitor, who became a traitor after spending most of his childhood being tortured by Jews.

Another reason I cut out my criticism of Islam is that these people are hardcore. Imagine how many kids they kidnap and torture for years on end, and then look at how few turn traitor.

Bannon is going around talking about how Sharia law is taking over.

He’ll still do the “I worship the kikes because they are the chosen ones” bit.

But mostly he sticks to anti-Islam, because this just works better. He’s out there with that rat Taylor Marshall, who like Bannon, claims to be Catholic, but somehow has evangelical Christian views on Jews as the chosenest of all… and the true threat being Islam, even though no one can explain how they are a threat.

I would think Steve would not want this legacy. Whisky is cheap, Steve. And you like going to prison. So why do this? Was there something with Epstein, Steve?

Because frankly, no one cares. I’d rather have “I thought she was 16” on my tombstone than “kill the babies, they’re trying to do Sharia law.”

Hey – raise your hand if you wouldn’t prefer Sharia law to whatever it is we have now?

Anybody?

I didn’t think so.

We’re not getting Sharia law, that is retarded, but anyone with any basic common sense would prefer it.

The Part Where I Circle Back to the Pig

It’s probably time to circle back to the thankfulness I have for having killed that Golden Retrieverish pig. I am thankful that I understand death. I’m thankful I’ve been in war zones, that I’ve had guns to my head. I’m thankful, because without understanding death, you can’t understand life. Every time I eat pork, I remember that happy, friendly pig I killed, I remember his humanlike screams.

That’s an exaggeration.

I eat pork almost daily and I’m not sitting there eating it with the screams in my head like Videodrome. I am simply thankful that I understand that the nature of life is suffering and death, and that this understanding resides in my frontal cortex.

Modern people buy meat in plastic packaging. They don’t understand they are eating the flesh of a living, breathing thing, which had emotions, and that this being died so that you could live. Most people do not really understand that they will some day die, which is why so many people waste their lives. It is why Steve Bannon and Nick Fuentes have no care for the legacies they might leave, let alone the judgement they will face. If death is abstract, life is abstract, everything is simply a symbol of a symbol. Nothing means anything.

The Moslems understand death. Christianity is a religion based on death, just like Islam, and yet most people who identify as Christians view this all as a game. Any inconvenience is a horror, and comfort is holy. It’s the opposite of the teachings of Christ, who described our duty in this life to bear a cross.

I am thankful for this understanding. It is the thing I am most thankful for, as it is from this understanding of life as suffering, as death as the purpose of life, that allows me to understand everything else.

Fuentes in his various attacks on me has talked a lot about money. One of his mugus said I should have a “business model” for my website devoted to telling the truth for the sake of truth.

You can’t make money doing this. The most important criticism I have lodged at Fuentes is that he claims to be running a “for-profit revolution.” That is a profound observation, and really a summation of who this person is. No one who follows him actually believes he’s going to become the Catholic monarch of America. Maybe some of them do.

You fall mugu, he gon chap ya.

The clarity of my understanding of everything is something I am very thankful for, even if it will do me no good in this life.

And before someone says “oh the clarity of understanding everything, huh?” Yeah, that’s what I said. I understand all the things I understand, which are all the things that matter, which is why I am the most censored person ever in human history. To be fair, before the modern era, it would not have been possible to censor someone like this. A government would have killed or imprisoned me, and if I was in exile as I am, I wouldn’t be able to publish in the country I was exiled from. Nonetheless, there is no one who even comes close to me in the level of censorship.

The Money Part

My understanding is also why no one will debate me. I’m not a good debater, at all. I am Mr. Um. (Though I’m working on that.) I think when I type. Thinking when I speak is a very different skill. I’m not good at it. But I have the facts and the understanding and so it doesn’t matter how many times I say “um,” anyone is going to lose a debate against me about:

  • Jews
  • Women
  • Russia
  • China
  • Islam
  • Race
  • Electromagnetic pollution
  • Sound pollution
  • Immigration and this stupid ICE scam
  • Silicon Valley’s lunatic schemes
  • Pitbulls
  • Sex
  • Health and fitness
  • Death
  • Money
  • Shills

…Or anything else I know about. To be clear, when I say “money,” I don’t mean “economics.” I don’t understand economics and I don’t even know that “the economy” is really even a thing. I don’t know that Elon Musk actually has more money than the bottom 50% of Americans, but these billionaires have obscene amounts of money, to the point where if it was redistributed, everyone would have a very comfortable life. So what is the economy, when we have a post-scarcity society, and yet people can barely afford to pay rent for apartments while working at multiple soul-crushing jobs?

It feels like the entire thing is just fake. If you strip away all of the language, all of the abstractions, you have a ruling class and a slave class, but unlike a traditional slave or peasant class existing under an elite, the elite has zero responsibility to the lower class.

According to the Federal Reserve, the combined net worth of all Americans is $160 trillion. According to the US Census Bureau, the total US population is 340 million.

Let me get out the napkins here, gotta find a pen… I’m at a Cafe Javas, by the way, doing the breakfast for lunch thing.

Okay, finally found a pen. The waiter was shocked when I started writing with it. He told me “Abi, you a big mind, for me I think this stick is for pok pok da eye of da gay. Aiya! Da gay look me, I pok pok da eye, say him no look me, you look woman, see they bouncing coconuts, may’n you come know da wey.”

160,000,000,000,000 ÷ 340,000,000 = 470,588.235

Obviously, just doing pure communism and leveling all that out is not the solution, but when you are including children and immigrants and you end up with $500,000 mean average, and yet 63% of workers are unable to cover a $500 emergency, that is just completely nonsensical.

Yes, I’m aware of some information about lotto winners going broke. Though a long time ago, I read an article debunking that claim. Here’s one in Forbes.

But obviously the Chappelle reparations sketch is real.

I mean, black people though. Obviously. They don’t really understand money. I don’t think that quite counts.

And regardless: we are post scarcity. And yet we’re arguing about student loans? And Trump wants a 50-year mortgage so people can save a couple hundred a month on payments? This seems fake. I wouldn’t debate the issue. But I am leaning towards becoming some kind of communist.

Finally, Some General Thankfulness

I’m thankful to be alive, I’m thankful to think. I’m thankful for God and for the knowledge I have of the one true faith. I’m thankful for alcohol. I’m thankful I kept it real. I’m thankful I never sold out. I’m thankful my conscience is clean. I’m thankful I never fear going to confession and I’m thankful I have never felt like skipping something that needed to be confessed. Through I loathe not being with them, I’m thankful I have a family. I’m thankful for the strength of my faith. I don’t know how you get faith. I don’t know if it is a choice or a gift or what it is. I assume it is some combination. But I have it and it keeps me alive. (That and the booze.) I am thankful that this faith lets me know, without doubt, that all the good I do is being tallied, and I’m thankful for the understanding I have of what is good.

I’m thankful for the literature. Literature is one of the many things that proves “AGI” is a stupid fantastical hoax. I’m thankful for the Greek playwrights. (I’ve never made it through Homer, to be honest. I will when I’m old, I think.) For Dostoyevsky and the other Russians. Dostoyevsky should be sainted, even if he did do whoring and gambling up through the end. Saint Augustine did the libertine stuff, but repented and stopped, whereas Dostoyevsky repented and repented and repented… and then died.

And for Moby-Dick. And most recently, I am so thankful for A Confederacy of Dunces.

Reading that as one of the first things I did after quitting the news grind in February set for me a standard that I needed to be something better than I am. I will never do something like that book. But I should try.

If AI wrote a novel, it would be Thomas Pynchon tier. “The plot holes and lack of plot and the laziness of not needing to explain why things happen are part of the art, bro, it’s what makes it so intelligent” is perfect for AI. I guarantee right now I could, with less prompting than 25% of the words in this article, get AI to put out a Thomas Pynchon book that 100% of Pynchon fans would think was real (compare that to the 12% of Blink 182 fans who fell for their AI album). I’m 100% serious. If a totally AI written book, using less than 2,000 words of prompting, was published under Pynchon’s name, there would be people saying “this is AI,” but only because my whole “hermeneutics of AI suspicion” thing came true, and there are people who say everything is AI now.

As a definite reality, whatever the average number of people who say something is AI is, a fraction of that would claim an AI Pynchon book was AI.

Self-Aggrandizing Side Note (Skippable)

AI paranoia leading to a reality collapse was not a hard prediction; in fact it was insanely obvious. But it is very interesting that I’m the first one on record to say it. You can figure that out using an AI that indexes my site. I know for a fact I said it first, that AI would create a situation where everything is accused of being AI. The thing is, I don’t know if it was obvious to everyone. So many things that are obvious to me are apparently not obvious to other people. I’m so thankful that my brain works this way. But I end up with a Dunning-Krueger thing, where I just assume people are following along with things I think are obvious, when in reality my writing would have much broader appeal if I explained things to people as I would to a 5-year-old or a woman. To be fair, I started the site doing things that way, writing on a very simple level, then after the August 2017 Holocaust, which was a real Holocaust of my soul, I started just writing for smart people. When people who are not smart read it, they get confused and say I’m stupid.

A couple times a month, when I’ve drank so much I can’t read, I have the AI read me the comments on Unz.com, which reposts my articles. I only otherwise see comments on my work from emails, chats, /pol/, or the Gamer Uprising forum, given that linking the site is illegal on Twitter, Facebook, etc. I don’t know if the average Unz reader is retarded. Ron Unz, the site’s proprietor, is quite a clever chap, if too ideological for my tastes (though he’s recovering from that, one day at a time). He has a very libertarian comments policy, which leads to a retard festival and prevents intelligent people from commenting. Note that I do not have a clear vision of how I would deal with a comments section if I could still have one on the site now. When I did have a comments section, it was before the internet was censored everywhere, so nutjobs could go say whatever they wanted anywhere. Now, with everything censored, if you don’t censor, you end up with all of the nutjobs and freaks who get banned everywhere else (and bots posing as such folks). They take over the space and make it so no one intelligent wants to get involved.

It is deeply hilarious to read stupid people trying to understand my writing. I’m not trying to say all my writing is good. Much of it is not. But there are always at least ideas that are interesting, even if stillborn, and when people completely miss the ideas, and then claim that I am stupid because I have confused them, it is fun and enlightening (if you’ve had so much to drink that you literally can’t read). This is definitely the way society works, and why democracy is ridiculous on its face. As I’m mentioning Unz, I will speak directly to the retards of the commentariat there.

Firstly, according to Unz’s own study, I was getting 40% more views than him before I stopped writing the daily news. And he says I was down 40% from the previous year due to censorship. Obviously now, he probably gets orders of magnitude more views than I, because I have no writing schedule, but it was always funny to see people saying “Anglin gets more views here than on his own site.”

Secondly, I do not “have a column” on Unz. In 2020, I asked to publish an article there responding to the psychopath Brad Griffin who had attacked me on the site. (Side Note Inception: Griffin, a Spencer-linked neo-Nazi, is a primary representative of the ideology of the Trump shooter, Thomas Crooks, based on the Tucker Carlson revelations. He shifted from racist and antisemitic Trump-supporter to lockdown lunatic. TRS, a fed group also linked to Spencer, took part in this project as well, going from having views more or less overlapping with mine to becoming weirdo lockdown liberals who also were big into costumed Nazism and metoo. Having been involved with the right-wing now for 15 years, I think the way these things work is that feds just give people little talking points they are supposed to work into their schtick. Then some people are so stupid they just copy it willingly, Operation Mockingbird style [a wiki worth skimming for those unfamiliar with the program]. This is what we are seeing with Nick Fuentes now. He was told to inject Maddow-style anti-Russian stuff into his material, so he started saying things like “Candace Owens is a Russian agent because she says Macron’s wife is a tranny” and “Jackson Hinkle’s Twitter account is the same thing as AIPAC.” He was later told to support the official story on Charlie Kirk’s killing. The issue is, he is too dumb and Mexican to make anything he says make any sense, unless he is just reverting to my talking points. So he ended up saying that Russia was trying to discredit the FBI by asking whether Israel, the number one country in the world known for doing international political assassinations, could be involved in the killing. Granted, being tasked with actively going out and trying to shut down people questioning the official story of the FBI, which had given no real information about the Kirk shooting, and was fresh off the heels of telling us Epstein only trafficked women to himself and did in fact kill himself and there was nothing to see there, was a tough row to hoe. But his decision to mix the “say Russia influences the US and is basically the same thing as Israel” with “attack anyone who questions the official story of Charlie Kirk” was a really wacky move. I mean, I’m sure it’s stressful to have these feds calling you up and telling you to do stuff like this, but you got your money, bro. You got your fame. Put in a little effort. I will just say what I would have done, because it’s too late for it to be used by him now: I would have kept the Russia thing in a separate box, and I would have said that the people accusing Israel of Charlie Kirk’s murder had no evidence and were making real conspiracies by Israel that we can prove look silly. Instead he mixed it with Russia and then started talking about “low IQ antisemitism,” such as that of John Mearsheimer who said it was valid to ask if Israel was involved, and in opposition to the high IQ Rachel Maddow style theories about Russian meddling. I would not have directly defended the honor of the FBI and I would not have accused Tucker Carlson, who is a centimillionaire, of being an unregistered Russian agent just weeks after spending 12 hours accusing him of being a CIA agent. Then he also crossed wires with his claims that Russia is working for Israel. It was really a debacle.)

I have not had much contact with Ron. I rarely check my email, maybe he’s emailed me before. But whenever I have emailed him, I have signed off with “no need to reply,” which is something I add to most emails I send. I assume the Griffin article did well, and without mentioning it to me, he started republishing many of my articles. I of course encourage everyone to do this, as my goal is to spread my work as far as possible, as this site is not monetized, and I don’t believe in copyright anyway. I still believe information wants to be free. I am old school.

I will die old school.

I know the Chinese Legos are better than the real ones and less than 10% of the cost. I don’t need money. Well, I need it now for all these bastards who are coming home to me like Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

I show up with the steaks and they argue about how to cook them.

Seriously though, fuck money. I literally have to figure out a way to get like $4,000 in Monero to pay staff tomorrow. This is how much I care about money. That’s why I’ve been hard begging; the site’s Monero funds have been drained.

I’ll sell some Bitcoin. I don’t have a great exchange rate right now. But I still have a few bigger donos laying in the private BTC addresses stash. (The issue with those is that I can’t combine any of them so I have to pay the tax on them individually. Whatever. Thankfulness article. Not an e-begging or communist article. Although I am beginning to become thankful for communism, as I begin to realize that there are Christian forms of it.)

I’m thankful this isn’t me (just going to post the whole thing; we’ve done Islam, Bari Weiss, animal butchering, Dostoyevsky, all sorts of things, we’re headed for 7,000 words, without repetitiveness, and so we’ve got room for this):


Note: he added this “do the math in your head thing” at some point since the last time I looked at this page. He’s so fucking retarded he thinks “$350 per minute” sounds better than “$5,250 for 15 minutes.” Rumor has it Bobby Kotick blushed so hard when he saw this he had to go to the hospital for the blushing version of “if you have an erection for more than four hours, contact a doctor.”

To be clear, with the comments I’ve seen saying “why does Unz pay this guy for these articles?”, I am obviously not paid. I have always told people that they can repost anything I write, in part or in full, with or without attribution, and I’ve counted on donations. (Due to some generous people, two specifically and one in particular, this actually would have worked, but due to the persecution, there have been seven figures’ worth of problems.)

However, I do want to note that Unz quite kindly publishes the pieces where I e-beg, and I have gotten donations where people say “I read you on Unz.” But he does not pay me, I do not log in and post on the site, I do not have a relationship with the site, and though I go there to read his articles, and sometimes some of the other writers, I do not read the comments on my own reposts there given that there is nothing to be gained. I have however been reading the comments about Nick Fuentes, because it is so fascinating.

For the Unz readers (assuming this article gets reposted there, not all of them are): I will read your comments on this piece, looking for comments about Fuentes. I have still not finished up my response to the responses to my original article on him, and am looking for more comments, particularly by anyone who wants to take a shot at defending him. Name-calling and psychoanalyzing me for daring to question him has been done to death, but I am compiling a record of the psychoanalysis done against me, as it is fascinating that while not one of the points I have made about Nick has been addressed, huge amounts of effort have been poured into my personal psychology. I also want to hear more about Fuentes’ “successful business model,” as I really love this “for-profit revolution” concept.

After I denounced Fuentes, he obviously stopped promoting my site, and started promoting Unz. Now his fans claim Unz has “betrayed him” for publishing my material against him, and musing himself about the astroturf and Fuentes’ resurrection of Russiagate. Let me tell you retards something: getting “shoutouts” does not bring traffic to a website. I have been on the cover of the New York Times multiple times, my face was on the cover of The Atlantic, I was in the media every day for years on end, and of course I was shouted out by Nick almost every day for years, and I never saw any boost from any of that, nor has anyone ever said to me “I found you through Nick Fuentes” or “I checked you after reading about you in [major news outlet].” Just think to yourself: when was the last time you heard a website shouted out and then decided to go type it into a browser? This doesn’t happen. People click hyperlinks. They don’t follow shoutouts. Further, the idea that Nick Fuentes praising you means you aren’t allowed to question him is nonsensical. Is this supposed to be some kind of Saudi Arabia thing?

“Are You Just Going to Keep Writing About This Odious Capitalist Beanlord and How He Chop Those Who Fall Mugu?”

Well, everyone else is. He’s the only news story. However, being the news story does not mean he is the story. I’m telling his story because I know that story, he stole my identity and then when I turned against him, he attempted to graft his original identity back onto the identity he’d stolen from me.

Because he is the officially-approved figurehead of the right-wing youth movement, being given vast advantages while anyone who would speak against his various deranged positions is buried, there needs to be an organized understanding of where and how to hit him. Because I am bulletproof in terms of my ability to make arguments, and because he spent years training under me, he is able to slip back into my shape when he needs to present himself as a serious person. He is also capable of slipping into another shape, the “optics” shape, which I designed with a friend of mine but never myself used. I had already used the edgy “smash all the golden idols” presentation, so it would be impossible to reframe myself as a born-again All American Boy (who suspiciously has all of the same core views but simply presents them in a less offensive way). David Duke tried to make this type of transformation, and despite appearing very genuinely polite and gentlemanly, decades after having left the Ku Klux Klan, he would still be referred to as the wizard or the cyclops or whatever by all media.

I said that someone needed to go do the optics model, the presentation of a patriotic American Christian who simply feels that Jews have too much power in the West and are using that power to oppress white people. Fuentes started out doing that. At some point, he rejected the optics model, opting instead for a copy of my identity, which relies heavily on edgy humor, dropping n-bombs and name-dropping Adolf Hitler. But he can still switch to the optics model, which he does in these mainstream media interviews, where instead of doing my bit about “the Holocaust didn’t happen but it should have,” he does “as a good Christian boy I can’t be hateful.”

So there are three Fuentes modes:

  • Classic Anglin Mode: On point and intelligent, but with n-bombs, Jews should just be killed, it doesn’t matter what she was wearing she deserved it, etc.
  • Optics Mode, as invented by Anglin: Refined but mostly on point with the topics, cucking on some shit like “I never denied the Holocaust” and super-heavy on the Christianity-as-shield against bigotry accusations
  • Fuentes Mode: Total kook gibberish conspiracy theories, some of which clearly serve FBI purposes, such as the Maddow-style Russia material, Russia works for Israel, Russia is trying to discredit the FBI and Israel, etc., and some of which are just totally dumb nonsense, stuff he makes up thinking that he’s a genius and can explain topics without having browsed a Wikipedia page

I didn’t realize how extreme the gibberish mode had gotten until I started writing against him in response to the astroturf.

This information needs to be out there, so people know how to respond to him, because they’ve decided to make him a supporting actor in this fake reality being manufactured by the “alternative” media. I’m the only real nigga, and it turns out, I always was. And even I am a total piece of shit for promoting all these horrible people, thinking “no this next guy, he’s for sure legit.” I’ve promoted virtually all of these psycho faggots, going back to Matt Heimbach and his White Student Union in 2012, up through Fuentes. I never wanted to be the leader of anything, I wanted to write a website, I wanted others to take the information and do something with it. But one after the other, these people have turned into neo-Nazi cult leaders working with the cops and cashing in big time.

If Fuentes were anything other than exactly what I claim, he would have debated me instead of blackmailing me for years, making threats, name-calling, and psychoanalyzing me like a literal talking vagina.

But no, he’s not the main story. He’s a pawn in the game of much bigger fish:

  • The media overlord: Tucker Carlson
  • The political overlord: Jim Bowman AKA Wally the Walrus
  • The true power center in Silicon Valley: Peter Thiel, Elon Musk, Marc Andreessen, David Sachs, and the rest of the gang

The materials of these people get run through various channels. Go read Thiel’s essay on Strauss. He believes in lying to people because they are too stupid to understand reality. Maybe it’s hard to be against that alone, but when you see him out there getting into Jesus and saying God wants us to perfect our bodies through transhumanism, it’s a bit disconcerting.

So, no, Fuentes is not particularly important. He’s a side character filling a role anyone could theoretically do. I mean, he wasn’t reprimanded for making everyone think he was a fed for going out there and defending the feds in the most ridiculous way imaginable and attacking antisemites as low IQ.

Tucker used Fuentes because he wanted to trigger the war with Ben Shapiro, which he knew he would win. Both JD Vance and Donald Trump came out publicly on the side of Tucker and his new batboy.

Here’s some more previews of the thing I’ve got cooking, which will be done when it’s done: I was deeply confused when Nick Fuentes was going on and on for years on end about Peter Thiel, talking about how important it was that he was funding some Twitter accounts no one had ever heard of. It is now very obvious to me that he was told to attack Thiel in the dumbest way possible. If you are anybody, you are going to get attacked by somebody, so you want control of the narrative of the attacks. Funding random Twitter accounts is not something that anyone cares about, but when people on the far right thought about Peter Thiel before the Palantir thing blew up, they thought of Fuentes spending hours on end whining about some Twitter account conspiracy against him. And he’s done the same thing for JD Vance, which is why Vance wanted to bring him into the fold.

The biggest question is whether or not Tucker will stab Vance in the back.

I guess my point here is: I’m thankful I’m not Nick Fuentes or any of these other weirdos. It feels so great to have a clean conscience and not be involved in all of their weird skullduggery.

I’m thankful that God answered my prayers, and told me where to serve him in the way that would do the most good and be the most fun.

(To be clear, if my TV show fails, I’m not blaming God. But I have a very strong feeling it will not fail.)

The Little Things Modernity Gave Us to Make Life Bearable

Finally, to be real, I’m thankful for the mostly nonsensical stuff that doesn’t seem like it matters much but is collectively playing a big part in keeping me together. These are little gifts that modernity has given us that do a tiny bit to make up for the evil it has brought down on us.

Recently, I’m thankful for Star Wars Expanded Universe novels (I will not call them “Legends,” Kathleen). I’m somehow still thankful for Slay the Spire. I’m thankful for Absolute Batman. I’m thankful for Babylon 5. I’m thankful for all the 1990s sci-fi shows. Yes, including Enterprise.

In fact, probably especially Enterprise. Those scenes of Scott Bakula shirtless getting beat up that are supposed to be like, sexy somehow, are so nuts.

I don’t understand what the thing was intended to be. Was it to appeal to women? Are a lot of Star Trek fans closeted homosexuals? Like if you’re a fat slob and into nerd stuff, you might get into homosexuality? I don’t know. I have always been into this nerd stuff, but I’ve never really been in any of the communities. I used to go to the comic store every Wednesday. Those guys were for sure weirdos, many of them fat, but most were married. This was the 90s when fats could get married (to other fats of course, but now those female fats can get some guy way out of their league who’s drunk on Tinder and they prefer that to marriage). Maybe some of these fat nerds are gay. But Bakula was like in his fifties in the show. I think most gays are into boys? Were women watching this?

The women were so hot too. Honestly, the show was too sexed up. That would be my one complaint.

Other people’s complaints don’t really make sense to me, other than the first season or two being a bit rough. But has anyone ever watched the first two seasons of TNG? You might be a casual Star Trek viewer and not be aware you never saw episodes from seasons 1-2 because I swear they showed them less.

Enterprise first aired on September 26, 2001, so two weeks after some people did a thing. People saw that pilot episode and were like “wew, finally things are back to normal.”

And yes, I realize 2001 is not the 1990s. I’m not that bad at math. You saw my napkin thing above. But Enterprise is a 90s sci-fi show. It was I guess the last one. The first one was TNG, which started in 1987.

Wait, no. The last one would have been Stargate: Atlantis. It ended in 2009.

Show Air Dates
Star Trek: The Next Generation 1987–1994
The X-Files 1993–2002; 2016–2018
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 1993–1999
Babylon 5 1994–1998
Star Trek: Voyager 1995–2001
Sliders 1995–2000
Stargate SG-1 1997–2007
Farscape 1999–2003
Dark Angel 2000–2002
Star Trek: Enterprise 2001–2005
Firefly 2002
Lost 2004–2010
Battlestar Galactica 2004–2009
The 4400 2004–2007
Stargate: Atlantis 2004–2009
Heroes 2006–2010; 2015
Eureka 2006–2012
Sanctuary 2008–2011
Fringe 2008–2013
Defying Gravity 2009
FlashForward 2009–2010
V 2009–2011
Terra Nova 2011
Alphas 2011–2012
Continuum 2012–2015
Stargate Universe 2009–2011

Lost and Battlestar Galactica, both of which I enjoyed at the time, definitely do not hold up. They ended the episodic model, turning science fiction into soap operas. Now everything is a soap opera. I get that with streaming, you can now do serials easier, because no one is going to miss an episode. With episodic TV, you wanted people to be able to turn on an episode and get a complete story. But those were also very good stories. Telling a short science fiction story in 44 minutes is a much higher art than a rambling serial which lacks a basic act structure. To be fair, some of the 8-episode series are effectively 6-hour films, the length of a long novel, that do maintain a solid structure. Midnight Mass is a good example of this. But most of these shows have season finales that end on cliffhangers. They are literally just “and then and then and then and then.”

I have a hard time enjoying those.

But the ones in red, I will watch for the rest of my life, and be comforted, and be thankful.

Love Your Family

Friends are good. But they are probably overrated.

Your family is always your family. Always love your family. Be with them as much as you can (or at least as much as you can stand). And try to make your own family. I don’t know how to do it. I’m not going to advise you. I won’t advise you. Often I appear to advise against it. But think of when you are old. Think of how miserable it would be to be old and alone.

Family is the only thing that brings real happiness.

]]> Serious Internet Person™ (Including May-May Posting) https://www.anglinarchive.com/2025/11/27/serious-internet-person-including-may-may-posting/ Thu, 27 Nov 2025 11:51:26 +0000
Just let it happen. Don’t fear.

Here’s the deal, my folksy folks: meme articles are the most popular articles. So now I’m slipping stuff I think is important into meme articles. Of course, you can click “page down” a few times if you don’t care about these materials. But I advise at least trying this one. It is a pre thankfulness article. Tomorrow, we will be thankful. (NOTE: actually later today technically. Fell asleep at the desk again. You people have no idea the kind of work I’m putting into this TV show while also finishing my paid projects.)

OFFICIAL AI-RELATED ANNOUNCEMENT (PRE-MEME ARTICLE):

If AI was going to stop hallucinating, it would have done that by now. We’ve had no leaps. This idea that it is going to start advancing itself has been disproved. At least that is the case with LLMs. Maybe there will be some other kind of AI that is better. But this whole “AGI” thing is a metaphysical concept and it is a hoax. I know this now, as a fact, and actually I always knew it because I have read at least 10,000 scifi novels and am also not retarded. But soon, many more will learn this truth.

I mess around with a lot of different AIs, constantly. I’m obsessed with them. This announcement should actually be that this is a bigger bubble than the dot com one by a lot, and though I know nothing about economics, I think when it pops it is going to be something significantly worse than the 2008 crisis. I hear different numbers, but a huge percentage of this economy is now dumb AI speculation, all based on this AGI bullshit. I have no idea how that is going to affect crypto, which is the only thing I care about.

I am fully divested from AI. Nb4 “you can’t use a fucking VISA card to buy a theme for your website but you can invest in AI?” – yes, and it isn’t your business. The point is: I am totally out of all of it. This is not financial advice. I am literally just describing my own behavior, which many people are interested in. Nick Fuentes, for instance, is very interested in my impregnation of hookers of various races. (Primarily Asian and Slavic, though I repeat myself, but also allegedly a Libyan chick who claims DNA tests are against Islam and sent me a bizarre translation of a fatwa about how camels have sex. You might be thinking “yeah but isn’t being a hooker against Islam too, how strict can she be?” and actually this is very interesting: at the Islamic brothel, an imam is at the door and performs a wedding and then divorces you on the way out. People ask me if I’ve ever been married, and I say “yeah, a lot” and they give me a crooked glance and say “how many times?” and I say “I don’t know, probably like at least 60 or 7o, less than 100 probably.”)

To be fair to el panzón paranoico que se cree el centro del universo, I am equally interested in his pregnancies, or rather, the lack thereof. I maybe went a bit overboard, from the time I left “child support” soil. “Impregnating as many hookers as possible” is obviously not great behavior. De Oga Fuentes was using this as blackmail. As soon as he made the blackmail threat I demanded he reveal it all, whatever it was, then instead of revealing it, he just acted like I’d said nothing, and kept talking about how he had blackmail, so I started suggesting things it could be, including that thing with the dozens of hooker babies, then he put this in his chat and one of his mugus came at me with it and I was like: “Yeah my dude, I already said that, plus I’d said it here and there since the site started. How do you think I had sex with like at least 2,000 hookers and never had any pregnancies? Do you believe people use condoms if the girl seems clean? Because I have never in my life heard of someone who thinks ‘meh, she seems clean’ using a condom on this clean seeming hooker. Nb4 ‘the girl makes you,’ any man who doesn’t know how to surreptitiously slip off a condom has no right to call himself a man. Furthermore, this could all be a joke. Who knows? You, my poor mugu, get chopped like a thesaurus in a woodchipper, you know less than a rat stuck in a WiFi experiment, and your master appears to know less than most of his mugus, he is simply an expert chopper, hence earning the title ‘El Chopo’ (get it, it’s like ‘El Chapo.’ I had to explain that to you because when a man fall mugu, him brain dey collect palm oil). You would also have to be bordering on braindead to not ask yourself if I was actually purposefully feeding Fuentes disinformation, because as soon as that shit with Big Tech happened [deep lore], I never trusted the Oga Panzón de Mugu.”

It really means nothing. His pregnancies are another question. Why are there none?

Baba Pendejo de Mugu claims he never engaged in any sort of sexual activity, which is very difficult to believe. The “I’m just a really strict Christian” thing simply makes zero sense given the level of ethics we see from this guy. I have very rarely had sex with non-hookers, because I do feel guilty about it. But in terms of Christian ethics, fornication is simply fornication, there is no difference between a sexual financial transaction and “casual sex” (a new type of sex invented by the boomers where the woman doesn’t charge cash and instead charges your soul), assuming neither party is married and the girl is not a virgin.

I have recently made a big push to stop my fornication. The issue is, it is not actually about sex for me. I mean, it’s not about the dopamine from the sexual congress. It is about feeling a human connection. I have very little of this in my life. Because of my line of work, and the consequences a real nigga faces when he does this work, I am separated forever from my family. I have some friends. But you know, friends are… I don’t know really what friends are. It’s a complex issue. I will write about it sometime soon. It is something I’ve changed my views on. I used to believe you could form a truly deep relationship with another man. Although this is possible, technically, it is very rare, and it is generally men you grew up with. That is, men you knew when you were prepubescent. So prostitution gives me a bit of real human connection.

I heard E. Michael Jones say once that he thinks people get into pornography because there is very little beauty in the environments of urban hellscapes, and a woman’s body is something beautiful. I think this is totally wrong. If it was true, you could just watch nature documentaries or that movie where Leo fights the bear, whatever that boring ass shit was called. But pornography is not about sex. It is about dopamine. “Gooning” as they call it, which is masturbating for an extended period of time (potentially for hours, at least much longer than you would have real sex), can release something like fentanyl levels of dopamine. They’ve shown that this method of pornography use forms the same neural pathways as opioids and other drugs. So I do not agree with the “people want to view beauty” theory, especially since we are talking about hardcore porn. But I do agree it is not about sex, and I can relate this “getting something you need spiritually from something real in the wrong way” to my experiences with prostitutes.

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving. Another holiday I will be without my family. I have often joked about the ridiculousness of the concept of paying for an hour with a prostitute, because sex only takes 3-5 minutes. However, I sometimes do take the hour. Her job is to be nice to you. They all tell me I have beautiful eyes and ask me why I am so sad. I tell them life is sad. They disagree and tell me life should be happy and that I should find my happiness. I tell them I think the only happiness is with family and I cannot see my family. They say “awww.” And say “I will be your family” and squeeze their arms around me. This happens virtually every time, or has for several years. Yes, I am that fucked up, and yes, it is even more fucked up that I will tell this kind of deeply personal thing to everyone in the world, leaving it on a permanent record. It liberates me. Secrets weigh on me terribly. Further, I can’t be blackmailed, to the dismay of Oga Bobo. The man who blackmails, tells vulnerable high schoolers asking deeply personal questions for advice to kill themselves. And on and on. But keeps his pecker dry.

“The threat of blackmail” is a kind of misnomer, or perhaps you would say it is redundant, because blackmail is a threat. When Fuentes repeatedly suggested that if I were to go after him, he would release secret information on me, he was engaging in a moral sin. Blackmail is a grave sin, and he did it with full knowledge of the gravity, and he did it deliberately. In terms of the level of offense, the only difference between blackmail and fornication is that blackmail is illegal. Seriously, I could have him criminally charged. And does anyone think he repented? I confess every time I engage in fornication. I confess all sorts of things. My priest rushes me. He says “brother, you don’t have to say every little thing, and some of these are not even sins.” Can you imagine that Fuentes went in the box and confessed for blackmailing me? He blackmailed over and over again, so there was no remorse, and apparently no interest in the fact that this is a sin… but he won’t have sex? He is in a position where he could be pulling ultra super model level girls whenever, and he resists that. This is saint level behavior. But he blackmails people, blackmails me, the man he owes his entire career to. He knowingly lies and misleads people, spreads gibberish, got a bunch of people sent to prison by telling them to “take the Capitol,” but he ain’t getting his dick wet?

I’m interested, because it appears he is indeed a homosexual. I think we should interview Lolisocks. I always thought Lolisocks was a funny guy, but he did fuck trannies, so I mean, I’m not trying to buddy around with him. Fuentes is claiming to be a true Catholic leader of a for-profit revolutionary movement. (Please just think on that term for a bit. Think about Pol Pot in the jungle screaming at men throwing bodies into a mass grave while flipping through a luxury furniture catalog. No wonder the Mugu Carnicero hates Fight Club.)

It is a matter of the public interest if he is indeed a homosexual. Personally, I think it is obvious that he is, but it is also possible or indeed probable that he is non-practicing. And I respect a non-practicing homosexual. He effectively admitted this. People might have misinterpreted that infamous clip. He says you have to have engaged in a sexual act to be gay or straight. Clearly, he is justifying to himself that he is not gay because he has not engaged in gay sex. I believe he probably does find it repulsive, but is driven to it. This is the case with a lot of homosexuals.

But we are really on a tangent here.

I noted that it was not financial advice, but I am 100% out of AI and I have no idea what this bubble pop is going to do to crypto. Or whatever else. I mentioned this because an AI, unprompted, called me “Serious Internet Person™.” The full sentence was “Alright, Serious Internet Person™, let’s lock this down.” I am thinking of having this printed on my business cards. Currently, my cards say “Chairman Wang, CEO of Pangolin Pie” and have a picture of Charles Bronson from Death Wish saying “Go Ahead, Make My Pie.” I’ve been told that it is confusing, because it implies my business is that people hire me so they can make pies for me.

What if I put Lawnmower Man saying “Alright, Serious Internet Person™, let’s lock this down”? That way I am informing the potential customer that I will help him lock something down, which could imply all sorts of different things. I am also complimenting the potential customer on his serious internet behavior, as well as indicating that I have trademarked this term.

That was sort of a dark intro. I’m cutting the rest of this article. I’ll maybe post it later. But I want to do a happy Thanksgiving thing tomorrow [Update: later today. See above. Fell asleep at desk again]. And I think that is enough dark for the darkness before the dawn of Thankfulness.

I have to be the leader of the Fuentes criticism. No one else is going to do it correctly. There is no one real enough to do anything. I like a lot of Tucker’s stuff. But he has a weird agenda. I forgot about Thanksgiving this week, since I don’t have family with me. The last couple years I was in another country staying with some people and cooking. This year I will just go to some American hotel with turkey. Do you know how many hotels are owned by Mormons? People will say “Mormons are like Jews,” but that is really lazy and barely even means anything, because… wait, no, I’m not going into that.

I also like Candy’s stuff. Why does no one call her that? Candace is a nice enough name, but it feels like people she’s close with should call her Candy. If she was my wife, I would call her Candy. Except no I wouldn’t, because if I wouldn’t call her anything, because I wouldn’t speak, because I would be dead, because if I married a nigger, even a lovely one like Candy, I would an hero. Anyway, if anyone is legit, it’s her. But she’s not legit enough to give up the money. That’s the issue. This money thing, man. It just doesn’t work to have a society where all power is money. After the Tucker-Vance 2028 project, which will probably be three articles, I have another big thing planned about the probability (nigh certainty) that it is impossible for a person who acts on morals to have a huge amount of money, meaning that in a capitalist system, it is impossible for a moral person to have serious power. At least, if you do not have an authoritarian state. In an authoritarian state, where the state is above all else (hopefully with a two-headed eagle), you can have a moral power. And… okay again, not going there. 2,000-word opening for a meme post is enough.

Oh. But I’m doing the money thing again.

Monero:

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Public addresses for people doing their own security:

BTC:

bc1qd35kpy3ghxhtg29cg5tl4aud5xr9xqwrkw6ucm

ETH:

0x33BD3683D518C45df6393E2276E724228a834757

SOL:

FG71bjrBSKcp2A9ZenyrHjvEw2ngmxbAebcBA4cnY1jM

The way to get a private address so I can handle security:

Session App (download), copy this code:

05572128ee1967255089ef79d7ad652b5c6765665b8299e294e05a37ac96dd0936

Or scan this QR:

Email:

staunchleftist1999@proton.me

Contact me there, I will give you a clean address. And yes, you can use those addresses again. Or you can request a new one. But the addresses are good forever.

Also, if you sent a request a while ago and I never replied, please send again. I mean before last week. My box is so full. And I don’t check it. That is how stupid I am with money. People try to send it to me and I don’t even bother to help them do it until I am completely broke. I know this is strange to some. But hey. Whatever.

This donation drive is not really going very well so far. I guess it’s because not that many people are reading the site. I mean, that shouldn’t be totally surprising lol. And I get that I’m asking for money while not doing nearly as much work. But a whole lot of work is coming. I just need to bridge the gap here.

Plus, I mean… I did give you a lot of work. I didn’t ruin my life for you, I did that for me. I don’t really know why. Honestly, I think the Holy Spirit, my Guardian Angel, Saint Michael himself, some force from God, sent me on this mission.

The reality is, someone had to do this. Someone had to leave America. You can’t be in America and do anything that matters. There is opposition, but it is necessarily controlled opposition. Because they can silence you. They can kill you. I think that is a big part of what happened to Charlie Kirk. I don’t think it was “oh he’s starting to go against Israel, kill him.” I think it is more like “let’s make it clear what happens if you go against Israel.” Whatever it is, it’s not what they’re telling you. And there is literally only one guy who is saying it is what they are telling you.

One guy.

And not just saying “oh I think the official story makes sense, but people should be able to ask questions.” He is saying that anyone who questions it is a Russian agent. And he is attacking them. Saying no one can question Israel. And he is fucking everywhere. He will probably hit 8 figures this year. You people don’t understand the kind of money that is involved. What these crypto donations can be.

Tucker is the big boss. He runs the alternative media. And he is partners with Vance. But I think he’s got a lot of good stuff, he’s got that Crooks documentary, but with Vance, I mean, my friends still live in Ohio and one sent me this photo taken while he was taking a shit at Target…

That is the big story I’ve got coming. I am playing this up. I have so much written. Probably over 40,000 words. That 40,000 will need to be cut to about 15,000, and then we will need another 40,000 to get cut to 15,000, making three 10,000-word pieces.

I’m just going to publish it when it’s done. I’m not sure when that will be. I still have the response to the criticisms of the big anti-Fuentes article, which needs a few updates, because so much of what I said has played out. That’s kinda why I waited. Aside from my hatred of editing. But I’ll probably put that out, then start publishing the Tucker-Vance-Silicon Valley series.

This is literally the response from mugus to insults against their master:

“You’ve changed” is the best. I’m like “aside from no longer appreciating your master, how did I change?” They say “you’re not funny anymore.” Then I cry and cut myself and try to call to order balloons but they’re like “sir, you’re going to have to call back when you’re not crying so hard, plus we don’t sell the kinds of balloons you want other than Spongebob and Labubu. Like, sir, Batman wouldn’t marry Wonder Woman, we don’t have that balloon.”

Of course I wanted Batman marrying Catwoman, a balloon they must have.

Here’s another teaser: Fuentes was obsessed with Peter Thiel, but he wasn’t saying anything that mattered at all. He was constantly talking about Bronze Age Pervert, who no one had ever heard of. If you read Thiel’s writings, you find Straussianism. Honestly, that alone might need another 10-10-15,000 words. Thiel would have wanted someone attacking him. And Nick is really not very good at doing these missions. You saw how badly he fucked up that whole “Russia is the real Israel” thing. Just created a completely nonsensical mess no one could possibly follow. He would do endless hours about Peter Thiel and not talk about anything that mattered, simply talk endlessly about these Twitter accounts no one has ever even heard of, talking about how Thiel funds them. This creates anti-Thiel background noise. It would be like if someone pretended to be really short and really sensitive about it in order to control the criticism of them. Someone could even invent some insane story about having dozens of bastard children, and then spread it by manipulating a 104 IQ Mexican into thinking it was a weak point.

It’s… it’s all very big. And… that is the end of that preview.

Editor’s Pick of the Week:

Official Runner-Up:

(I know those are both old. But they feel fresh to me and I am the judge. Memes are not a democracy.)

Also some other notable memes which may inspire relevance…

Friendly reminder that by mid-2027, the single adjective we have left in the English language will be “fucking.”

I used to love a good F-bomb. Now I actively try to avoid them as often as possible. When I use them now, people either think “he’s being funny or he’s mad.” (I’m talking about in real life speech. In writing I still do use it profusely because that is just how people write.)

This is okay:

But it’s not just CVs. What is the most insane is that it is college papers. Students are turning in papers written by AI to teachers who grade them with AI. The AI grader marks down the other AI for hallucinating. But that’s all.

Speaking of broke-ass tech, the internet of things was always a bad idea. Maybe making a single controller that controls your TV and your heating/cooling and your… whaever else, was a good idea, but making new controllers for things and putting them all on the internet was idiotic, and when it’s all programmed by Indians…

Is this one about the Israeli ass-ramming scandal?

They didn’t ass-jam them with a banana. The Amazing Atheist did that. (Imagine that is what everyone thinks of you for the rest of your life? I only think that and that he lost weight. He made money, but this is what I say with De La Oga: at what cost?)

Separately from ass jamming though, I’m sure the IDF did trick Palestinianas into slipping on banana peels. Have you seen those guys in masks yelling about how they are proud they ass-jammed that dude? Imagine if there was a separate team of guys in masks yelling like that to cheering crowds talking about how they were proud of tricking Palestinians into slipping on banana peels like in an Abbot and Costello movie.

By the way, did you know that Costello from that duo was Elvis Costello’s dad?

No I’m joking, I just made that up. But now that I’m thinking of it, I should probably AI it.

Am I now just explaining memes?

Anyway, I’m out of time, this is like, midnight on Thanksgiving, so you are going to read this on the day instead of the day before. I fell asleep at my desk again. But remember: a happier one is coming soon.

The Primo Collection:

]]> Memetic Monday: Delivered on Time, As Always https://www.anglinarchive.com/2025/11/14/memetic-monday-delivered-on-time-as-always/ Fri, 14 Nov 2025 03:50:25 +0000 (NOTE: This was literally ready on Monday. I swear I posted it. It was somehow unposted…! I have another article ready to post now and am just noticing this was not posted. Obviously, the main site is on the backburner of my brain presently. But I am trying to fit it on one of the front burners. I know this was posted. It was finished totally and just sitting here. Like OJ, I vow to hunt down the person responsible for this grave crime.)

Unfortunately, this week I don’t have the sort of interesting commentary I had last week. Go read that one if you didn’t. Someone hacked my mainframe and put up a fake warning saying the text wasn’t worth reading, but it was actually very inciteful. In… sightful… I didn’t mean to imply it would incite something. That was a genuine homonym error. Many such cases.

In terms of what’s up with me? You ask? Things are going great. Feeling good, drinking various shakes made of grass for the antioxidants. Just joking, I’m not drinking shakes and I’m not doing great either for that matter. No, I’m fine. Great, really. Having a lot of fun working on the project.

Just pounding it out. Grinding.

The new writer is good, right? The Venezuela piece?

Oh and yes, I know some things about the site still look messed up on the phone. I’m slowly working through that with AI. You know, I can’t really hire IT people. I mean someone runs the server. But it’s difficult to give people access to the main site because everyone is out to get me. I am not a programmer, so I left the site looking the same for like 15 years or whatever, then it broke for some reason, and I couldn’t update the thing. I spent like $300 on prepaid cards to try to rebuy the thing, no luck. I still can’t use a VISA card. I’m banned for the rest of my life because of a fat joke in 2017. Did I already tell this story? Anyway, if I did, a lot of people apparently missed it, because people keep whining about the site looking bad. I think it looks good now. Except on a phone if there are embeds. I will fix that at some point this week. Right now, probably 30 hours of my life have been dumped into trying to fix this. And yes, that is part of why there have been fewer articles. It just is what it is. Anyway, I removed that white line people hated. I liked the white line. But most did not.

I like it better black. White light from the screen literally makes you gay. I hope you know that. It makes you gay.

If you’re not gay already, you are probably against that. If you are gay, it’s possible you want to become even more gay, but you can go elsewhere for that.

Editor’s Pick of the Week:

Runner-Up:

Special mention for this one:

Fact-checkers proved that this meme I made was the number one reason Mamdani won the election in New York. Just joking. I didn’t make that meme. It’s probably AI. But it is indeed believed to be the number one reason Mamdani won.

Don’t tell Mamdani, he thinks I made it and sinched him the win. Don’t worry about him reading this. He’s from Africa so he can’t read. I know you’re thinking “yes, but he’s not black, his family were Indian colonizers in Africa.” That’s true but it’s discredited pseudoscience that being black makes it so you can’t read. It’s actually that if you or any of your ancestors ever lived in Africa, you can’t read. It’s because of an ancient voodoo curse. That’s the real science.

I called Mamdani to thank him for winning and demanded he immediately impose Sharia law and communism and he said “roger that, comrade” and hung up the phone. Then later he texted me.

So according to my information, the plan is going forward: he is combining communism with Sharia law to completely crush the infidels/capitalists.

Even after the killing starts, remember to keep calling his office and demanding he kill more and more people. Also make sure he nationalizes all the Jew diamond shows and gives free diamonds to the workers.

The Primo Collection:

]]> Memetic Monday: Tuesday Night Special Irredeemably Tainted Edition (Formerly: PLACEHOLDER: MEMES COMING SOON) https://www.anglinarchive.com/2025/11/04/placeholer-memes-coming-soon/ Tue, 04 Nov 2025 13:35:58 +0000 SERIOUS WARNING: THIS HAS NOW BEEN UPDATED WITH REAL MEMES. MY ADVICE IS TO SCROLL THROUGH ALL OF THE TEXT. IT’S TOTAL GARBAGE. ONLY READ IT IF YOU ARE REALLY REALLY INTO MY WRITING PROBLEMS. EVEN THEN I DON’T ACTUALLY RECOMMEND IT. I HAVEN’T READ THIS AND WOULDN’T READ IT MYSELF, BUT HAVING WRITTEN IT, I HAVE SOME INSIGHT. I MEAN, I AM WRITING THIS NOTE SEVERAL HOURS AFTER WRITING THE SECOND SECTION, AND I DON’T REMEMBER MUCH ABOUT WHAT WAS WRITTEN, SIMPLY THAT AS I WATCHED THE WORDS RUNNING ACROSS THE SCREEN, MY PRIMARY THOUGHT WAS: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS GARBAGE? IF THERE WAS A BIGGER AND REDDER (MORE RED?) FONT, I WOULD BE USING IT. BUT FOR REAL, DON’T LET IT DISTRACT FROM THE MEMES. THEY ARE REALLY GOOD THIS TIME. THAT IS ALSO A LIE. ALSO? DOES THAT MEAN I WAS LYING WHEN I SAID THE WRITTEN PART IS ALL GARBAGE? REMEMBER IN LABYRINTH – “ONE OF US ALWAYS LIES, THE OTHER ALWAYS TELLS THE TRUTH?” THAT’S HOW I FEEL ABOUT ME NOW AND THE VERSIONS OF ME THAT WROTE THIS ARTICLE. TO BE CLEAR, I AM NOT ON DRUGS AND NO DRUNKER THAN USUAL. WHICH MUST MEAN… OH NO.

PLACEHOLDER ANNOUNCEMENT (posted before there were any memes):

Well, it turns out it’s Tuesday. As usual, no one bothered to tell me. I had to check the thing.

Anyway, I’ve got all the things happening, but I am doing the thing with the things.

The memes I mean. I’m doing the thing with the memes. I will do it today, perhaps, or tomorrow.

Oh, you’d better believe it, my dear friends, and all you unfriendly cocksuckers as well: the memes are coming.

In terms of the Nick Fuentes content people are demanding: I don’t really want to be “the Nick Fuentes guy.” I wrote my first thing. And I will do a followup thing, replying to the replies, and clarifying the things that mugus claimed confused them (I do believe they were confused, this is a truly dense batch of faggotized retards, and some, I assume, are good people – particularly the teenagers who don’t know any better). But frankly, after my first thing went viral, and the people have sort of started to catch on, it’s not like I’m the only person saying this stuff.

Read the comments on this thing where he says everyone who was born in America is “American”:

Just scroll for a while. Over a thousand comments, virtually none of them positive. So while the kook gibberish was apparently not bothering people, the complete flip-flop on the most basic shit apparently is bothering people.

“Where have I heard this before…?”

He will be popular, because he’s being force-memed. Ben Shapiro is still popular, in terms of total views. But this whole thing of him being unquestioned as some kind of honest, good actor is totally over. I’m taking credit for that. I don’t need the credit. But it’s mine and I’m taking it.

So frankly, it isn’t my job to just pick at him. I know people want that. And when I do my podcast, I am going to attack everyone, including him. Frankly, by the time it is rolling (hopefully mid-Feb, probably late March), he probably will have completely crashed out. But he’ll still be around, spewing this kook gibberish and flip-flopping around like a disgusting Mexican bloatfish. So we’ll break down his gibberish in a fun way, where we can watch the clips and make fun of him together as a community. But he’ll be one of many. I am not going to become “the Nick Fuentes guy.”

Right now, it’s admittedly hard not to, because he is everywhere all the time, like a virulent poisonous gas unleashed on helpless jungle dwellers. And there are things I can say about the nature of this astroturf. But I am going to try to say them all in my followup thing, which I will probably publish this week, and then leave that topic alone until my show, where I will attack everyone.

The show is going to be amazing, I promise you. I am watching all of these right-wing podcasts now. There is so much content. Jordan Peterson is an infinite goldmine, for example. This is such great content. People just need to understand how to watch it. You have to understand that this is an insane person, high on drugs, being paid by Jews to promote the Jewish agenda, and on the verge of a total breakdown. You then see the tension and the drama of it all. There are also so many smaller shows with insane people trying to get money. And we can have so much fun with this. And of course, it will also be educational. I will be explaining the real shit while examining the insane shit and the shill shit.

My soul is willing and my body is nearly prepared. But you know. We need the studio and stuff.

There is a good chance we will do a temporary show, a practice show, once a week, while we are setting up the real show.

Also, we’re going to have more content on the site. I’ve got a guy who is working on articles. He’s a genius. We’re working through some editing stuff. But I think he’ll have some analysis on the top issues, big research stuff, once or twice a week. And I’m doing the memes, plus one article, minimum, from here on out. Maybe I’ll also throw up some lower effort stuff, just some commentary. I still write a lot on forums, and I write these long emails to people, in between working on the TV show, which is definitely my main focus.

With that, I am writing fake shows. I am writing test shows. It’s a bit sad to be writing stuff that can’t ever be published, but it needs to be done.

We’re trickling information out about the show, so here’s a trickle: it won’t be totally scripted. Some of it will be scripted. But the stuff that isn’t strictly scripted will be tightly organized with notes. I listened to Daryl Cooper’s explanation of the way he does the podcast, allegedly writing some goofy amount for every hour of content. Cooper seems like another weird shill, but idk. Who knows. I just assume everyone but me is a shill, and then expect them to prove they’re not, you know? But I am sort of doing this thing he talks about, writing out ideas, then also writing some scripted stuff, then also doing notes, more of a bulletpoint thing I can read from. Every week, the show will be posted with an essay. Basically, I will have everything organized by Thursday, then write up a thing preparing myself for the show, which will also be an essay that will be published with the show. If that makes sense. That is the level of structure I want, so I need to write the essay for myself, because writing helps me think things through. Further, if there is anyone who just really hates AV content, they will be able to read the article, which will include many or most of the links to videos or clips I’m working with. It will be probably 3,000 words, maybe much more, so a good solid piece of content for the readers.

Oh and yes, I have heard the site looks not great on a phone. Needs some font alterations or whatever. I am going to get to that. Trust me, guys. I’m working. I am very much working. I am writing entire fake shows, I’m filming myself doing these shows. I have some weird AI thing that rates my speech quality. I’m not really sure I agree with it, but I have that. I have all the things, I am doing the things.

Anyway, I’m in the woods, the internet is slow. If you were thinking “why doesn’t he just post the memes if he’s going to write a thousand word thing about why he’s not posting the memes yet?”, that is the reason.

But I will post the memes. Oh boy, will I post those memes. I am going to post them like a gang rape.

REAL INTRO

I thought about deleting that fake intro because I just read it right now and it sucks and I hate it and I don’t even agree with it. But it would be against journalistic ethics to do that.

Furthermore, contrary to what the sectional heading says, this is not a real intro. The fake intro was indeed the real intro. These kinds of contradictions were happening everywhere on this site, which is why I quit in February. People are like “bro you don’t write enough” and it’s like “yeah, well, I quit, I said I was quitting and trying to figure out some new thing or multiple new things.” Or, perhaps, I said something completely different than that. Perhaps I had promised some number of articles per week which has not been fulfilled. But see, these are the kind of contradictions I am talking about. It’s a pandemic. A real pandemic, unlike that fake coronavirus hoax, amirite? Let’s talk about that some more. Holy shit. That was the real contradiction, or maybe the primary contradiction: the thesis that I could make the news interesting and then it got so boring no one could possibly ever make it interesting.

Speaking of boring news. Between right now and when I wrote that intro, I’ve been on a train then a bus, and was listening to podcasts, because what can you do? Reading gives me a headache and books on tape are for retards. Or maybe they’re for geniuses? I can’t follow them. I get totally lost. So it’s like most of the time this really slow thing of someone reading to you like you’re a child, then at the point you would normally pause your reading to think about something, to formulate a proper image in your mind of the thing in the words, the person keeps reading to you. Then you’re lost and have to try to rewind, but you rewind too far or not far enough because who knows how long you were thinking. So yeah maybe books on tape are marketed to retards who want someone to read to them like they’re a child but are consumed by geniuses who can somehow actually follow a book on tape. Seriously. Don’t do it, guys. Just learn to read. I’ve made it easy for you. I’ve been able to get you to read these long things I write, because I am that good at the thing. Some say I’m the best. I don’t know if I’m the best, but some people say that, a lot of people say I’m the best. I’m probably the best. I mean, you look around, you’re asking “who’s better?” I don’t know anyone better. Do you know someone better? I got you into reading. Start reading books, don’t listen to books on tape. If you do, don’t tell people you read books. I call people on that shit. People tell me “I read a book…” and I say “did you? Did you read the book, or did you listen to it on tape, having someone else read it aloud to you like you’re a little child in bed with mommy?”

The point is, every podcast was about Nick Fuentes. Even the ones supposed to be about this Venezuelan war were about Nick Fuentes. So I don’t know about not writing more about him. I was happy to see, in the comments of the clip above, real people for once actually calling this shit out, which I do take credit for (my article got insane traffic). So on some level, I’d like to say “my work here is done, or it will be after I write my hate reply to all the mugus who did psychoanalysis against me while not even attempting to respond to a single point I made.”

One guy did make an argument. A Fuentes fan. First he posted multiple comments about the beginning of the article. And I replied that he should read the whole thing before commenting. Then he said that the article was too long and it should have been published in sections. I said “people write books, most books are read in more than one sitting, no one asks authors to publish their books in 500-word pamphlets, you obviously do not read books or we wouldn’t be having this conversation, but many people do read books, and many or even most people now read books on computer screens of some sort, which is what this article is, words on a computer screen, a lot of people who read books choose chapter endings as an opportunity to take a break, you can use my subheadings as chapters and take your time.” [Author’s Note to Editor: That is intended as a run-on sentence. It’s a stylistic choice.] So he agreed with that, and read the whole article before commenting again however many days later, and said something like: “Well, maybe he knows the news is boring, so he makes things up to make it more interesting?” That’s the one defense. A screenshot is in my rebuttal, which is actually a hit piece on mugus, not Fuentes, as I’m not really adding new points about Fuentes. But it is this sprawling mess written in multiple sittings that needs to be chopped.

So it’s good people are pushing back. I keep saying I did that but it was definitely bound to happen. It was sort of like the Charlie Kirk thing itself, where everyone got all emotional at first, I was ahead of the game, and when people calmed down they were like “well yeah all this crying and madness doesn’t make much sense and it does seem like the media is drumming it up.” Fuentes’ old fans were at first really excited about the astroturf, now it’s been going on long enough, and gotten weird enough, that people are seeing the obvious. He’ll have plenty of new fans, of course, because astroturfing works.

Remember how astroturfed Ben Shapiro was? Remember the whole thing where Facebook was helping him run all these fake pages to promote his content, giving them super-rank? And the CEO of YouTube effectively said he couldn’t be banned, while everyone else was banning him? This was ostensibly done under the premise that Shapiro prevented radicalization by remaining in normal bounds and also working directly with the platforms to ensure his content was in line with what they wanted to be at the top. Shapiro is completely talentless. Most of you have probably just seen clips, but I’ve listened to entire shows on multiple occasions. His voice is impossibly grating, almost the diametric opposite of Rush Limbaugh and most other popular conservative talking points people, and all he does is pure talking points. Literally the singular reason anyone would listen to Ben Shapiro is that he is the first thing that comes up, and then because he’s popular and people know him, because he was the first thing that came up.

I was just going to post the Spotify numbers to show that despite having fallen, he’s still a major figure. Like, right now, today, two years and one month after Israel began a genocide.

…

But I want to note that on Apple he is closer to Tucker.

And on YouTube, they are both in the 500k-1m average range, but Tucker regularly cracks 1m, while the only video Ben has done in the last month or two or however far I scrolled that cracked a million was an attack on… Tucker Carlson.

Spotify was more reluctant to ban when everyone was getting banned everywhere, so their audience is more right-wing, so that is what people always cite. In reality “Tucker is number 2 and Ben is 41” is a bit misleading. Tucker does get insane numbers on Twitter, but all video numbers are insane on Twitter because if you scroll past a video and it starts autoplaying it counts as a view.

Regarding views, we also need to talk about the fact that it is extremely cheap to buy views, so none of these numbers really mean anything at all. I have a part in the anti-mugu hit piece about that, but I think I am going to cut it and make a separate article showing where you can buy these views and making it clear that none of this means anything. Although it seems like it would be against the law or something, it actually isn’t, and the way these companies do it, it is virtually impossible for the companies to detect, and I don’t think the companies care much anyway. That’s a bigger issue than Fuentes, all these people are doing it.

By far the weakest point I made in my Fuentes hit piece was the claim of fake engagement. With every other point I was literally just saying: “Look at this thing he said and this other thing and what the fuck is this post what is even going on here seriously what.” [Author’s Note to Editor: In general, a sentence behaving in this manner is always going to be a stylistic choice. I understand I have many a typo. Typos galore. Out the wazoo. But as you know, purposefully ignoring grammar and punctuation at scale in a single sentence is generally always purposeful. My style is leaning into this bit today and may do so for some time or maybe not but you’ll be able to tell.]

Strangely, no one really came at me on that even. I think they were too overwhelmed by the amount of shit I dumped on them about the master that they were unable to pull themselves together to do the thing where you identify the weakest bit and then attack it to try to discredit the whole thing. I stand by what I said about the astroturf, but aside from the overwhelming number of bots in his Twitter comments (which seem to be turned off now btw), my evidence was just “how is it possible this many new people are following him and there is apparently no discussion anywhere, as there is with literally every other internet figure, including ones with a fraction of his supposed following?”

Jeez now I’m doing a whole thing. There was something I wanted to get at, because whatever, this is a free space to rant without consequence, given that at any point people can stop reading and scroll down to the memes and not feel like they were ripped off by a meandering rant with no point laced with punctuation abuse. Some people actually claim to like this style and tell me to do more of it. Those people are probably trying to sabotage me, however.

Oh, the point was, Fuentes is the entire news cycle. Tomorrow or maybe immediately after I post this I’m going to get up our new friend’s piece about Venezuela, which is the other current news issue. I’m not worried about being accused of being obsessed. Firstly, I am obsessed. Secondly, it’s like when Ted Cruz accused Tucker of being obsessed with Jews and Tucker was like “you just said four minutes ago you joined the Congress to serve the Jews.”

I guess it was Israel. That was the biggest takeaway of the Nick Fuentes interview: Tucker is fully into this “Israel not Jews,” but if we are talking about Jews, we definitely have to always make sure to say we don’t mean every single Jew. There is no such rule with “the Italian Mafia” or “black crime,” but when you talk about “organized Jewry,” you have to say, every time, that you don’t mean every single Jew, because otherwise, even though it doesn’t make any sense and doesn’t apply to any other group, people will assume you mean every single Jew. Tucker and so many others literally want it to be like whenever Islamic people mention their prophet they say “PBUH.” You can’t ever not say “but I don’t mean all Jews,” and also you have to list off names of Jews who are okay, such as Jeffrey Sachs and Dave Smith. And then you have to explain why you are doing that (spoiler: it’s because everyone is an individual).

But there are many different issues that have come up here in this bonanza that do not directly relate to Nick Fuentes but have simply been brought to light by his astroturfing. Like, off the top of my head:

  • Israel realizes it can’t do the Ben Shapiro thing, so it is going with controlled anti-Jewish figures (or if you don’t think Fuentes is controlled, at the very least people who are kooky and repulsive, angry and whiny, with terrible posture)
  • Who will replace Nick Fuentes? Totally sick of arguing about the fed thing. Yeah sure dude, maybe he just hangs out with CIs and CI recruiters, does shows with them, gets secret tips about sting operations from the Bureau from them, but isn’t a fed himself. This mf leaked a text of MILO telling him his FBI contacts told him J6 was a setup. He of course showed up knowing this, without telling his followers, who he then ordered to breach the Capitol. But maybe that’s just a coincidence. Whatever. Regardless, Fuentes is being offered a situation with a seven figure salary. He’s going to do what he’s supposed to do, and you’re going to see a shift. That is what the “Jackson Hinkle’s pro-Russia Twitter account is really the same thing as AIPAC if you think about it” and the above seen “anchor baby nationalism” is obviously about: he’s mainstreaming. This will leave an opening for the role of “CEO of Antisemitism,” and it is mildly interesting to imagine who will fill the role. I’m sure they’ve got someone lined up for you, so just get ready to follow him and do everything he says, including and especially showing up at rallies that are very legit. Maybe this time around, people, including my own retarded self, will understand that political dissidence is no more viable in America than it is in North Korea. I, the exile who lives in the backwaters of the internet, am the closest thing you’re going to get to legit dissidence. And this is all just words. The value of the site, at least when it isn’t complete shit like it is right now, is in affirming to people that no, they are not insane, everyone else is. But yeah there will be some new “white nationalist” leader guy. I’ve seen several being prepped on Twitter. They’re testing out candidates, seeing who gets bites and who gets ripped apart for having made porno or been the leader of a satanic cult or whatever.
  • What is Antisemitism? Everyone has to keep saying “but I’m not an antisemite,” and I don’t know what that is. Obviously you have these crazy definitions, where any criticism of Israel and like, 40% of the New Testament is “antisemitic.” (Most notably the IHRA definition, though there are several of these lists of things that make you an antisemite, some less extreme than IHRA but still nonsensical.) But the people saying “but I’m not an antisemite” obviously reject those definitions. The only definition I can understand is: “people who hate every single Jew on earth for no reason.” But I simply do not think this is a real person. I don’t think there is even one person who meets this definition. I am definitely a lot more “antisemitic” than Fuentes, who says his best friend and his assistant (maybe the same person) are Jewish. But I do not hate every single Jew, let alone for no reason. However, Judaism is first and foremost a cult based on hatred of Christ, and this cult includes many “atheist Jews” who eat pork and whatever. So it is reasonable, as a Christian, to be opposed to people who identify that way. Not because of how they were born, but beca – hey now I’m writing this article, this is supposed to be a list of potential articles, what the heck? Okay next.
  • The Republican Party is attempting to integrate people who are openly hostile toward Jews into their coalition in some semi-official manner. This one is fascinating. People opposed to Jews have always been a part of the coalition. I think I was the first big internet person to endorse him. I paused his escalator speech at “and some, I assume, are good people,” and wrote an official endorsement. (I’ll find that link for the article, interesting historical relic I’m sure.) But with Fuentes as the point man, they are attempting to bring these people in. Tucker’s sitrep with Dave Smith on the backlash over the Fuentes interview, one of the ones I listened to between the parts of this thing you are reading, made this crystal clear. There is really a lot to say about that. I would assume it was JD Vance’s idea, leading us to…
  • Tucker is currently working with and supporting JD Vance, but I am personally 100% sure he is planning to drive a knife into his back come 2027. See, that has basically nothing to do with Fuentes, except that I can basically guarantee Vance is the one working with Tucker on this Fuentes project. Vance could be running the whole thing, in fact. The problem, obviously, is that Vance is going to have to start distancing himself from Trump’s Israel policies while he is still VP. Along with most of his other policies. I don’t think Vance can run on Trump’s legacy of endless war and kikesucking. Or any of these economic policies. (Did you niggas see what just happened to dem coins?) Or really anything other than anti-immigrant stuff, which is the only thing Trump has left as a rallying point. He’s jettisoned the entire 2024 campaign platform like shedding off the stages of a rocket (the rocket is Israel in this slightly strained metaphor, as he actually did campaign on Israel as well). The immigration shit is a joke, zero talk of simply imprisoning anyone who hires or rents to illegals which according to several different chatbots would necessarily mean 60-90% of illegals would self-deport. And I guarantee if one landlord gets a ten-year federal prison sentence, no illegal immigrant has a place to sleep 24 hours later. Easiest thing in the world. But of course there is no goal to actually remove these people, so you just get this weird cruelty theater of the ICE raids, with the Trump administration claiming that at most this will lead to 4% of illegals being deported under his term. But seriously, this nigga hasn’t even done a law banning child tranny mutilations. 100% of Republican voters support that, as do a fair amount of Democrats at this point (Democrats have seen the suicides and insanity and so on, the repulsive freak shows, so even if they won’t say they’re against it, few of them still talk of supporting it). But yeah, Tucker is hungry like the wolf, stalking his prey in the dead of the night, lurking in the shadows, waiting for the right moment to strike. And I don’t think he wants to be Vance’s VP. Although I assume that is what he is telling him. He will likely keep telling him this after he announces he’s running, and they will make a deal not to go after each other too hard, then Tucker will spring the trap. Which brings us to…
  • Something even further from Fuentes directly, but coming to the surface surrounding these dynamics that are being revealed: The real question regarding 2028 is what the Democrats are able to come up with, because voting is fake and Jews just pick a candidate. I mean obviously Trump got the most votes, but they could have rigged it. Nothing would have happened. No one was going to try another January 6th, I can tell you that much. With Trump’s current and increasing levels of executive power, he could do some federal thing to mandate real voting on a national scale, maybe. I have no idea. It’s not really clear how laws work in this country anymore. He’s now going after the filibuster, which is a flip-flop that I don’t give a shit about, but he could probably ram through a law federalizing voting. I don’t know if he would need to change the Constitution (which gives states full control of elections), or if it would be possible to create regulations which amount to federal oversight but with Jewed-up language that makes it legal. I don’t know if Bibi would tell him he’s not allowed to do that or not. Bibi has always been more opposed to leftist antisemitism than rightist, and come election time, there’s going to be equal amounts in both parties, which brings us to…
  • The possibility of a new party centered on the issue of not being controlled by Israel. At this point, the Israel thing has gotten so extreme that I simply do not think you can divide people with abortion, gay stuff, taxes, or whatever other thing. The US is going to be in a weakened and completely messy state by 2027. Trying to make these shorter. But basically, there is a level of incompetence in this administration that is somehow higher than the level of corruption. Watch some of Pam Bondi’s Congressional testimony if you haven’t seen it. At an hour and twenty minutes, the supercut is a quarter of the length of the entire hearing. Just flip through. Everything she said was surreal. Like it doesn’t seem real. Then imagine that this is the level everyone at the White House is operating on, unless they are direct Israel agents. Which obviously makes perfect sense. It’s not as though intelligent people would be likely to get in the way of whatever Israel was doing, but it’s possible that they could. As Israel has full control, and no concern at all about the future of the US, they enacted some kind of “retards only (plus guys reporting directly to us)” policy. Frankly, although the police state stuff is scary in theory, with Palantir and the normalization of military on the streets doing warrantless arrests, the reality is that it is unlikely to come to fruition in the extreme nightmare form. So a third party that is literally just only about the issue of Israeli influence in the US would win an election tomorrow against Trump, Vance, or any Democrat, all things being equal. And…
  • There are clearly factions struggling in the background, in a real power struggle, because this is all so chaotic and corrupt after four years of Biden and then this mess. I think it’s safe to say that some of these people legitimately do not like Israel controlling everything and sucking the country dry. I mean really any random person would want to seize control of a government, so the idea that there aren’t organized groups trying to do this is silly. Obviously, the Silicon Valley people want control, and are currently tied to Israel in a lot of different ways, but that doesn’t necessarily mean they agree with torching the entire wealth of this country and shoving it into the mouth of the beast that is Israel. People are forging alliances and there will be betrayals and new alliances and all the sorts of things you read about during the decline and fall of the Roman Empire. I mean I never read the book by that title. I had it and read parts. I think everyone has it on their list but probably more people have made it through Gravity’s Rainbow (which has been off my list forever for over a decade). Maybe I’ll get the book on tape.

MEMES:

Now, Back to This Nick Fuentes Thing…

Firstly, or eleventhly or whatever this is, during the Dave Smith interview, Tucker claimed “Nick Fuentes can’t be canceled.” This is obviously bullshit, because I was canceled. And before Fuentes was allowed back on Twitter, he had fewer than 20k average viewers. That is a successful canceling. Note that being seen with Kanye West and meeting with Trump, being a big media story, his “sex with women is gay” clip getting spammed on liberal “comedy” shows, etc. did not result in improved numbers. This was while he was able to host websites, to use CloudFlare, to have bank accounts, to appear on search engines, to process and ship objects, and on and on (things that were taken from me).

It’s not about me being me. Okay? Mugus get confused. Yes, I am me, and I am the one writing about this. But if I were someone else, or if someone else were me, me or him would still be writing about me. Surely people can understand that. I have to talk about myself when talking about cancelation because I am canceled. I am working on a new project now, of course, but my basic hope is that it can pay for itself, and maybe give me a $30k a year salary. That’s all. I just want to be able to do something fun that maybe educates some people. I have accepted my fate as the canceled man. But Glenn Greenwald also said Fuentes was most canceled. This is just a lie. And I am not a random person. In 2017, I was neck-in-neck with Breitbart in terms of traffic. I was on the cover of The Atlantic for an article I refused to do an interview for. I’d been on the front page of the New York Times multiple times. If the thing would not have happened, I would be the size of the New York Times by now. I had not reached a plateau. I was still experiencing exponential growth.  This is not me whining. I have whined before, I’m sure. We are going on ten years of me being in this hole. Of course I don’t like it. But this is not about that. This is about the fact that you can most assuredly cancel people, and Tucker and all of these other people are getting away with the absolute lie that some people can’t be canceled in order to promote this myth of Nick Fuentes.

If there was some other person as canceled as me, trust me, I would use them as the example. The only sites ever in the same range of cancelation were 8chan and Kiwi Farms. Why are these people lying about that? The New York Times quoted a Fox producer saying Tucker’s writing staff was using me as a source, and it’s not breaking any confidence to just say “yes, I can confirm that is true.” He was asked about me repeatedly after that article, he knows who I am. Further, Darren Beattie has said on multiple platforms that I am the most canceled. Tucker is friends with him, everyone knows him, everyone knows about me, no one will say it, they make these fake narratives. Remember when Alex Jones was “most canceled” while making $50 million a year on snake oil? So this is a lie and it is not an insignificant lie and it is a lie designed to promote a myth of Nick Fuentes.

Now, let us get back to my list. Many of the items on my list did not relate to Nick Fuentes at all. In fact, they floated further from him. The more I think about that list, the more it troubles me. The list lost its luster, and with that dimming a queer conviction crept upon me — I began to believe the list was bullet‑pointing me, each terse clause a little spear aimed at my being; each new item seemed to draw me deeper into the darkest pit of lists, that abyss where order becomes accusation and neatness a tribunal. Memory, regret, a child’s laugh, the hollow echo of all unfinished sentences — names set down as if upon a surgeon’s slate. 記憶、悔恨、孩童的笑聲、所有未竟句子的空洞迴響——名字像在外科醫生的書寫板上一樣被記下。 The items in my mind took wing and became like birds, disparate species: some small and harmless as sparrows, some brilliant as kingfishers, but many circling like vultures over my soul, patient, precise, their shadows counting me even as they deferred the final descent. I watched them catalogue me with beaks and ledger, noting faults and favours, folding my days into margins, and the more I observed the more the cataloguing observed me 我目睹它們用喙與帳簿為我編目，記下過失與恩惠，將我的日子摺入頁邊，而我越是觀察，編目越是觀察我。 Yet in that terrible taxonomy there was a ghastly, seductive clarity — a clarity that shone coldly, as moonlight on a tomb, and compelled me to continue, pen trembling, to itemize the very hand that wrote. 筆顫抖，將書寫之手逐項列出。

A teenager from West Philadelphia grew up on sun-baked streets and amidst the turbulent environment of his neighborhood. One afternoon, while sitting on his porch, a children’s quarrel unexpectedly drew him into a conflict, attracting the attention of the town’s police. Concerned for her son’s safety and anxious about his future, his mother carefully wrote a letter to a wealthy distant relative living in Bel-Air, pleading with them to take her son in and remove him from the endless conflict. He then left his home by carriage and other means of transportation, and soon, the boy found himself transported from a grimy, bustling environment to the manicured lawns and stately marble steps of a quiet suburb, observing his new home with keen curiosity. He was welcomed into an elegant and expectant family. With his straightforward personality and youthful wit, he navigated various social situations, learning different customs and manners, his natural sense of humor adding an unexpected lightness to these formal occasions. Between the roughness of the old world and the refined elegance of the new, he moved like a comet between two worlds—both out of place and dazzling—and it was this sense of being out of place that created a vibrant comedy, as he and his adoptive parents learned from each other through jokes and occasional awkwardness, experiencing the unique etiquette of family life.

After all that, this:

People kept saying “Islamic communist” and I was thinking of some kind of cross between Mao Zedong and Hamas, and instead I get this?

After Charlottesville and all those fat people in costumes, I had to quickly distance myself from the “neo-Nazi” bit. People were like, “so if you’re not a neo-Nazi, then what are you?” and I would say “basically, picture a cross between Mao Zedong and Hamas” and they would say “I’m having a hard time picturing that” and I would say “basically, picture the diametric opposite of a tranny rabbi.”

But this is what I get.

Every single fricking time.

But yeah, I have the memes. I was a bit rushed. Needed time to write all that worthless bullshit up there.

In future, I’m going to seriously try for Monday, not late Tuesday, but maybe… check Wednesday if it’s really that big of a deal. Also there’s an RSS feed, you know. That should actually be more prominent given the irregular output. Not really sure anyone knows how to use it anyway. We’re banned from all email lists of course, roflmao.

Editor’s Pick of the Week:

Runner-Up:

Special Separate Award:

That one is A. Wyatt Mann, the guy who invented internet memes, using AI. He’s never done absurdist humor before that I’ve ever seen. It’s a fun meme in itself, but the guy who made Le Happy Merchant branching out into a totally new form of meme humor as a result of AI makes it worth the Special Separate Award, which has only been granted once before for a meme Ben Garrison made about me making memes of him.

I’m big on absurdism these days. I mean in humor, not the nihilistic philosophical concept. We’ll see how it plays on my upcoming TV show.

The Primo Collection:

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And we end on a classic Fuentes.

He’s taken over the universe but I swore he wouldn’t take over this website. So much for that. He is literally like the coronavirus now. Everyone in the world is required to think about him all day, every day.

At first everyone probably thought it was just their feeds. But it’s not. He’s everywhere all the time.

Why is the NYT using AI to make him look like a Calvin Klein model when in reality he is the worst skinny-fat with a disgusting Mexiface and advanced scoliosis?

You tell me, friend.

Maybe make a list of possible reasons, then choose the one most likely.

Anyway, I’ll be back on Wednesday. No, sorry. I’ll be back on Friday for Wednesday memes.

I’ve got extra memes. I know these pages can load slow. Plus we need more regular posts. Check back tomorrow to see if you like this other guy we’ve got. He’s sort of an autistic genius with the research stuff. Mind like a steel vice grip. I think you’ll dig it.

If not then fuck off, I don’t care.

I don’t care about anything anymore except Star Wars Legends. I’m reading like four of these novels a week. Well, that makes it sound like a pattern. I did read the first five in ten days. Kinda had a sort of break thing happening because of a thing with the thing and bad internet.

Trying to get a new e-reader. I love my Kobo 7″, but it’s about shot after three years of daily use (buttons all clingy, have to use touch screen which is annoying and not the way it’s designed), and they only sell the “color” version now, which means there is blue light, which defeats the purpose of a device that looks like a Texas Instruments screen in the first place.

This is what robots and alleged humans are recommending:

It’s expensive but it’s sold out on Amazon so it must be good, right? Trying to find one. I don’t need any of those features. Well, I guess scratch protection is good. But it’s supposedly got much crisper text than my current piece, and I think I’ll get used to the extra 0.8 inches.

The hilarious thing is I lost most of my sight during my illness two years ago. But because I haven’t used a real book (or a cellphone) in many, many years, I can just blow up text instead of getting glasses. That’s what killed the buttons on my Kobo. I’m only putting one paragraph on a page. Funny right? I have a brain tumor.

]]> Memetic Monday: How About I Cream Your Crops, Homo? https://www.anglinarchive.com/2025/10/27/memetic-monday-how-about-i-cream-your-crops-homo/ Mon, 27 Oct 2025 20:10:56 +0000

These memes today might not be the cream of the crops. But I have never thought crops should really be very creamy anyway. Whenever I heard that phrase, I imagined like, a Dairy Queen Blizzard flavored by wheat.

Does that sound delicious to you, my dearest parasocial friend?

The point here is: I have a lot going on right now. When I had little going on, it was very easy to fill this page with stuff. Now that my cup runneth over with stuff to do, it’s more difficult. But I’m doing it for you. You will like the thing. You might not like it at first, actually. Many of you might be confused by the thing. You might be like “what the fuck is going on what is this what is happening right now oh my God what.”

Give it a year.

I hear your calls, my brethren.

And while I take issue with items 4-5, as a matter of factual reality, 1-3 and 6 are valid.

Items 1-3 are covered under “doing the thing.”

In terms of item 6. In terms of the site. In terms of that thing with the theme. I wish you knew. So I’ll tell you, so you will know. I did nothing. All of a sudden something updated or something or whatever. The site broke. For no reason or for some reason I am unaware of. So then, I tried to update the theme and it didn’t work. Then, I tried to buy the theme, spending $300 on three separate prepaid credit cards for 4 separate websites. And I was unsuccessful, probably due to not having a US phone number. So then I spent who knows how much crypto on US phone numbers. And none of it worked. This was now approaching 12ish hours of my life wasted. So then I tried a bunch of different free themes.

I think the current one is fine. Someone said it looks a bit off on a phone. I don’t have a phone but I can simulate that, and I will work on it (at some point).

If you want the old site back, buy the Sahifa theme, then post it on gameruprising. I think this can be done anonymously. But either way, I want it black, and I’m also going to rearrange it to have fewer items with bigger images.

When I started writing less, simplifying the site was actually a goal. Yes, it was fine for 10+ years, but I used to post a lot more, and I don’t think there were enough new items to fill the thing.

I plan to write more than I have been, but “more” as in 1-3 longish items per week, with a maximum of 5-7 items per week, which is not enough to fill that space that was designed for 70+ items per week. I’m not doing the news again. I don’t want to do that. I’m not going to do it. It had become a cruel grind with no reward for anyone but an insular group. It was probably over a million people, granted. At least close to that (I wasn’t tracking IPs obviously, I’m too ethical, and also the way the site is set up, it’s impossible). But this was not growing, it had shrank over time, and was certainly not close to what was happening in 2017. If I had been paid well, or if I’d enjoyed it a lot, maybe something would have been different, but those two things combined (no significant money or enjoyment) made it totally unfeasible to keep doing it.

I took some time off and a new thing struck me. Basically, the eureka moment was the realization that the “alternative media,” designed to push back against the “mainstream media,” has become as big as the thing it was pushing back against, and has somehow become even more ridiculous and unaccountable than the thing it was seeking to replace on the grounds that the previous thing was ridiculous and unaccountable. “Who watches the watchers,” you know? That’s the core concept here: a watching of the watchers. The fact that I hate most or perhaps all of the watchers helps quite a bit.

The written alternative media is very minor, most of it is video, so it makes sense for me to do video, and that is also a new challenge for me. I understand that I am a much better writer than speaker, so this decision may seem counterintuitive. However, if I’m actually struggling to do the thing, challenging myself, the product will be better. At least eventually. I’m certain it will take some time. I understand I still say “um” a lot. We are working on the ums. I like a bit of ums. But this is the way AI does me:

That is truly a lot of umming. Many or perhaps most would say it is too much umming.

If the new thing doesn’t work, it doesn’t work. Okay. I’ll go back to writing, or think of some other thing, or whatever.

But I’m pretty sure it is definitely going to work. Obviously, I will still have the censorship problems. But maybe a smaller AV project will make more money than a written word project. It’s also possible there will be some new audience that prefers video. Probably not nearly enough to compensate for the people who would rather read daily news coverage. But whatever. It’s whatever. It’s the thing I want to do and therefore I shall do it and if it doesn’t work then that is what it is.

The goal is to have the thing done by Valentine’s Day, which is the day I stopped daily news updates. It probably won’t be done by then. More likely, mid to late March. I probably shouldn’t even mention “Valentine’s Day,” because then people will think that’s the starting date, and hold me to it, but here’s the deal: hold me to mid-April.

Editor’s Pick of the Week:

Runner-Up:

And the Primo Collection:

]]> Astroturf Bonanza: Double-Talking Kook Nick Fuentes Continues Flooding Internet with Lies and Gibberish https://www.anglinarchive.com/2025/10/23/astroturf-bonanza-double-talking-kook-nick-fuentes-continues-conquering-internet-with-lies-and-gibberish/ Thu, 23 Oct 2025 15:47:35 +0000

Following the death of Charlie Kirk, all sorts of weird things are going on.

It has “rallied the MAGA base” in a depraved manner, similar to the way the nation was rallied after 9/11. Clearly, this was intended by the administration, which has worked with all of these “alternative media influencers,” to stoke the hysteria. We are hearing from Trump that there is an “enemy within,” and he appears to be describing more than the immigrants. There is some kind of Antifa narrative, apparently.

This is all very convenient. I’m not saying that someone in the White House said “they won’t quit talking about the Epstein Files and they’re still upset about these wars? The podcasters are all talking about Palantir and this Peter Thiel antichrist thing? Well, I don’t know – murder Charlie Kirk, I guess.” But it is not hard to imagine that someone at the White House said precisely those words before the shooting.

Basically, every MAGA person is now calling for a police state. Further, they demand much more extreme censorship than Democrats ever called for. Whereas Joe Biden secretly communicated with social media companies, ordering them to censor things he did not like, the Trump Administration is openly threatening to use the power of government to silence people. Pam Bondi, who is a really dumb bitch, is saying she is going to start arresting people “on both sides” for “hate speech,” something which is not only not illegal, but which the Supreme Court has repeatedly said does not exist and cannot exist in America.

In 2017, during Matal v. Tam, the most recent instance of hate speech being brought before the court, Judge Alito wrote in the unanimous opinion:

Speech that demeans on the basis of race, ethnicity, gender, religion, age, disability, or any other similar ground is hateful; but the proudest boast of our free speech jurisprudence is that we protect the freedom to express ‘the thought that we hate.’

Last month, as a response to Charlie’s death, Bondi, who is currently operating in the position of the highest office of any lawyer on the planet, announced that without any law, she will begin targeting and arresting people for legal speech.

Meanwhile, Trump has taken to using comic book villain rhetoric about “an invasion from within” as he releases the military onto the streets for unclear purposes.

Citing Kirk’s death, James “JD Vance” Bowman is talking about retraining law enforcement to focus on political enemies of the president.

Within the context of this new war against political “enemies within,” Trump is talking about using American cities as training grounds for the US military.

The initial explanation for the deployment of military forces and paramilitary forces onto the streets of the country was immigration. This involved masked ICE agents randomly grabbing people off of the streets, out of church parking lots, and throwing them into vans.

It was my assertion that this would expand to political enemies, and we are now seeing this happening. It was clearly ridiculous to any adult that ICE was going to round up tens of millions of people one at a time and deport them. It was further never explained why the feds were building concentration camps inside of the United States for immigrants (who would presumably be deported).

What I pointed out repeatedly was that you could get rid of upwards of 95% of illegal immigrants by simply making it a serious felony to employ or rent housing to them. With nowhere to work and nowhere to live, they would just leave. You would not need to send military men in masks to throw them into vans. You can go ahead and research why it is that the feds are not targeting the employers and landlords of illegal immigrants. Ask the AI, maybe. There is of course no explanation, despite the fact that this would cost virtually nothing.

The only explanation as to why they would choose these terror raids, choose to release the military, I asserted, is that they are not actually trying to remove every immigrant one by one, but rather trying to get people used to the idea of military and militarized police on the streets throwing random people into vans. I asserted that this military force, along with the system of camps they are building, would be used against non-immigrants. And after Charlie’s murder, we saw the building of the narrative about political enemies, setting up this precise framework.

Meanwhile, the FBI is refusing to answer any of the nagging questions surrounding the murder of Charlie Kirk, and is treating it effectively as a closed case. It’s a good thing no one in the media is pressing them on any of their claims.

There are many, many questions about this murder, but the most obvious is probably how it is that Charlie Kirk’s neck was stronger than a 3/8-inch-thick piece of steel.

Again, there are a whole lot of questions. This one is just the most obvious, which alone is more than enough to prove that the FBI’s story of Charlie Kirk’s murder is a lie.

This is what a .30-06 round, shot at the same distance as Charlie was shot from, does to a 3/8-inch-thick piece of steel. You can find dozens of videos of the same and similar tests being done.

While the FBI refuses to comment, the media has claimed this was a “miracle.”

TPUSA’s spokesman, Andrew Kolvet, has also claimed it was a “miracle.”

It is all very surreal.

It’s happening alongside a whole load of other surreal happenings. Trump is declaring he’s established peace in Israel while Bibi is publicly assuring his supporters no such thing has occurred. He’s made a complete reversal on the Ukraine war. He is blowing up random boats off the coast of Venezuela claiming that they are cocaine traffickers responsible for Chinese fentanyl from Mexico.

It feels like a kind of “shock and awe” campaign to overwhelm the public. But the public is very excited about it, after having been whipped into a frenzy over Charlie Kirk’s assassination.

Standing on Charlie’s Corpse, Nick Fuentes has Been Astroturfed as the Most Important Right-Wing Voice on the Internet

Something that is personally very surreal to me is the fact that Nick Fuentes is clearly being positioned by very powerful people to be a new “voice for the youth.” For those who don’t know, and for the sake of full disclosure, Fuentes spent years as my Padawan, basing his show on my materials. Two years ago, I disavowed him due to his decision to associate with and promote Richard Spencer, and then to openly tie himself to documented FBI informant Chuck Johnson. I am a really cool guy, I’m totally super edgy and doesn’t afraid of anything. But I have a hard rule that I do not associate with anyone who associates with FBI informants.

Nick Fuentes pictured with federal informant Charles Johnson. I don’t know if Fuentes has ever explained why he decided to establish this relationship, but according to his followers, Fuentes is not a fed, he is just friends with them and cooperates with them to make content. Notably, court documents show that Johnson not only worked as an informant himself, but was also tasked with recruiting other informants. But hey. Who knows, right? It doesn’t really even matter at this point.

Before I denounced him, Fuentes spent years citing me as his biggest influence, and would use my articles as the basis of virtually every show he did. Now that he has become this alleged superstar, it’s worth analyzing in some detail just what the hell is going on here.

For basic context: he supported Trump until some point before the election. Then he became anti-Trump. However, his current “anti-Trump” stance is that Trump is not doing enough censorship, not doing the police state hard enough, and so on. It’s actually hard to follow, which is sort of the underlying point I want to try to highlight today: it’s all very garbled.

For unclear reasons, Charlie Kirk dying meant that Nick Fuentes became very important, and was all of a sudden everywhere. No one has explained why, and I think I am the only person asking why. But it is clearly astroturf.

When Charlie died, Fuentes said he was too distraught to do a show. Then the next day, he did this really emotional show where the ideas being communicated were confusing to say the least. He started campaigning for mass censorship, and for some kind of domestic terrorism operation or something. (I covered his early post-assassination campaign here.)

He was clearly calling for some kind of police state involving precrime, a la the program being pushed by Palantir:

He actually went so far as to imply that some unspecific left-wing violence group was more of a threat than Israel and Palantir.

I have no idea who these “millions of Americans” he is referring to are. “Antifa” is the only violent leftist political group I’m aware of, and there are not millions of them. In fact, I would be surprised if there were thousands. In all likelihood, Antifa was more or less entirely organized by the FBI itself, as the group existed almost exclusively as a way to shut down right-wing political activism. (Note that whenever you saw arrest photos, they appeared to be standard junkies, who were likely paid to engage in these activities.) Their disappearance after Biden took office, and their failure to reemerge during a second Trump Administration which has much more institutional backing than the first time around, certainly indicates they were operated by the state. Regardless, the implication that Antifa is a bigger threat than Palantir or Israel is obscene. Despite Fuentes’ stated opposition to Trump, downplaying the two biggest influences on the Trump government while calling for a focus on “the enemy within” fits very neatly into Trump’s current agenda of establishing a domestic police state.

In the days following Charlie’s death, Fuentes also appeared to go along with various calls for people to be arrested for “celebrating” the event:

He called in the FBI and demanded Jackson Hinkle be sent to prison for suggesting Israel was involved in the Kirk assassination:

He later walked most of that back, with a “pay no attention to your lying eyes” explanation that he was “misunderstood.” He said he didn’t want people to go to prison, even though he said to Jackson “you are going to prison.” He said he wasn’t calling for “hate speech laws” but rather for the government to pressure businesses into firing and silencing people who weren’t sufficiently sad about Charlie’s death and/or questioned the official story.

As we will see, he regularly says things and then says the opposite thing without acknowledging he is doing this. “The internet is forever” and so on, but he has now apparently created an audience that is too stupid to notice these sorts of things. (I also have questions as to how big of an audience he actually has, given that this “rise” is such a classic astroturf campaign, which I will get into below.)

The Conspiracy Theory That Went Too Far for the Mega-Kook

Fuentes tried to distance himself from me and my content following my denunciation of him. He continued reading my site and using some of my material, but whereas he’d been proud of my support for him previously, he was clearly ashamed to be using me as his main source after I’d denounced him. To make it less obvious that all of the good ideas he ever had were from my website, he went out and tried to make up some of his own conspiracy theories about various things, which became increasingly bizarre. It was stuff I would never say, and I think that was part of the point. It is also possible that he actually believes he is some kind of genius who is able to formulate genius theories no one else can think of. He was called a genius when copying my material, and I think this caused him some confusion about his own ability to do analysis.

I have not watched his show regularly in years, but people have sent me clips of some very wild theories. Just as an example, he told people that the Taylor Swift Dance Club stabbing that took place in England on July 29, 2024, was a false flag attack by Israel. Three girls between the ages of six and nine were killed by one Axel Rudakubana, the son of Christian immigrants from Rwanda. There wasn’t any evidence for the theory and it didn’t make any sense, but he said Israel did it to stop the pro-Palestine protests that were happening in the country. He claimed Netanyahu ordered the alleged Trump assassination attempt so the GOP would install Nikki Haley as president. There are many such cases, with very extreme assertions often relying on a single datapoint, and regularly presented as established fact. You will learn about quite a few of his theories below.

Given that he was so aggressive in promoting often totally nonsensical theories, it is very strange then that Fuentes is now claiming that there is nothing at all suspicious about the killing of Charlie Kirk, and going so far as to promote a conspiracy theory that anyone who says the assassination is suspicious and that the government may not be telling the whole truth is a Russian agent. Specifically, he has listed Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, Jackson Hinkle, and Max Blumenthal as secret agents of Russia.

Fuentes has publicly accused Candace Owens, Tucker Carlson, and Max Blumenthal of violating the Foreign Agent Registration Act (FARA) and working for Russia to try to discredit the FBI
Fuentes’ theories of right-wing media personalities being secretly paid by Russia to discredit US intelligence agencies mirror theories promoted by Rachel Maddow during the first Trump term. She was eventually sued for defamation by one of her targets, though the court decided she was “not presenting the claim as fact.”
Fuentes’ theories also mirror those promoted for years by Democrat politicians, including Hillary Clinton

After years of supporting Russia when he was using my material as the basis of his show, he has pivoted to Democrat-style theories about Russians trying to undermine faith in our institutions. Many people would consider this theory of Russian agents secretly paying some of the most popular right-wing pundits in America to discredit the FBI to be a much wilder conspiracy theory than the suggestion that the FBI could be lying about what is apparently the biggest act of political violence since 9/11.

It is notably unclear where exactly Fuentes is going with this theory. The most obvious explanation would be that he is involved with the FBI and they are telling him to promote anti-Russian materials while defending their official narrative about Charlie Kirk. This would certainly go a long way towards explaining why, after Kirk’s death, he has been pulled from obscurity into the mainstream of the right-wing internet media. He has appeared on podcasts or shows with Patrick Bet-David, the Nelk Boys, Red Scare, Glenn Greenwald, Hodgetwins, Russell Brand, Dave Smith, and others. Given that there is no hard evidence of an organic increase in interest in Fuentes or his “back the FBI or you’re a Russian” claims after Kirk’s death, this is the definition of “astroturf.” (Note: though it’s beyond the scope of this piece, these “alternative media” people all have agents who communicate through backchannels, just like “mainstream media” personalities, so the logistics of an astroturf campaign in this space are not complex.)

One may wish to give the benefit of the doubt, to try to steelman a position where he is innocently spreading “Russian meddling” theories. It is unclear how this would be done. It’s not believable that anyone actually believes Charlie had a “neck of steel.” And it is incomprehensible that someone who has spent so many years framing himself as an opponent of the US empire would all of a sudden start defending the FBI and claiming Russians are attempting to discredit it.

It is particularly strange that he is going so hard in attacking people for claiming Israel may have assassinated Charlie Kirk, given that he has framed himself as some kind of extreme opponent of Israel and the Jews. Again, no serious adult believes the official story, given that it is physically impossible and relies on a “steel neck miracle.” Given that Israel is infamous for doing political assassinations all over the planet, and given that it aligns with Israel’s interests, it is certainly well within the bounds of rational discourse to consider that Israel may have been behind Kirk’s death.

To attempt to silence discussion of possible Israeli involvement in the killing with claims of Russian disinformation makes this shilling almost cartoonish. You see him being rewarded for this shilling all over the place with this massive astroturf.

“Russian Meddling” Narrative Glitch

Claiming that people questioning the FBI’s narrative on Kirk are Russian agents necessarily creates a whole series of narrative problems.

To wit, one would have to assume that anyone who believes that Owens, Carlson, Blumenthal, and Hinkle are being paid by Russia to discredit the FBI’s claims about Charlie’s assassination are also working for Russia to discredit the FBI’s claims about Epstein, the State Department’s claims about the Ukraine war, and so on and on. It simply would not make sense if these individuals were Russian agents only on the issue of Charlie Kirk’s death. Right? I mean, that’s crazy obvious, is it not? I mean, did they just start working for Russia, sometime between the FBI’s Epstein scandal and the assassination of Charlie Kirk? So like, they were being real when they questioned the FBI about Epstein, but then they got hired by Israel to discredit the FBI, so they’re doing a Russian op questioning them about Charlie? I guess it would have to be either that, or that Fuentes actually supports the FBI’s claims about Epstein.

Wait, here he is in July saying Candace works for Russia. In one of his very interesting and brilliant original theories, he says Candace believing Macron’s wife is a tranny is proof she works for Russia. And she interviewed Andrew Tate. Also, working for Ben Shapiro indicates a Russian angle. (That’s the theory. This is this person’s content.)

“Candace is definitely Russian,” he says. Here’s another clip of him saying the same thing a week later, just so you’re clear this wasn’t just some random comment. (In the context of an interview, he backs down from “definitely” and says “speculative.” It’s worth watching if you want a bit more information on how he just pulls theories out of nothing at all. Fantastically, he says “maybe two years ago, I didn’t believe any of this.” It’s a great compliment to me.)

Just you wait. It gets dumber before it gets even dumber.

Before he was astroturfed all over the place, he could make a stupid claim, then just delete his posts and move on. But with this new attention on him, these tactics are not working. He is clearly not “ready for prime time.”

Just for the record, I am not only banned from Twitter, but linking this site on Twitter is also prohibited. It is listed as “dangerous.” Despite having the great privilege to be on Twitter and having his account boosted at every turn, Fuentes regularly posts on Telegram instead so that people cannot respond to him and question his claims. During his attacks on Candace Owens for questioning the official story of Kirk’s death, he attacked her on Telegram for claiming Netanyahu offered Kirk $150 million.

When I saw that, I said “hold on a second, he was promoting that himself!” Various fellows on my forum told me “oh no dude, he might not usually be consistent, but he’s been consistent on this for sure.” My bro said this to me:

I just about snapped.

After smashing everything in my room, it then took me an hour to find the clip:

On the Bibi offer of $150 million, he says: “I have independently confirmed that by the way, I’ve heard that from four [handsign, FOUR] people. Four people that I trust, that are in the know. So this is coming from Candace Owens, a friend of Charlie Kirk, this is coming from Max Blumenthal, who purports to have a source, and I have heard, from a handful of people independently of those sources, that this offer was real.”

Here’s the face he makes after saying that:

(The original video on Nick’s Rumble is here. It starts at 1:06:00.)

He holds up four (4) fingers to stress that four (4) of his sources have confirmed this thing that he now claims was a Candace Owens hoax.

So why did it take me an hour to find it? Well, because the main tweet which spread this claim, a tweet by @ImperiumFirst which had millions of views, was deleted.

I then found a deleted reddit post:

I also came across this in my searching:

That link leads to this:

But wait: there is a reupload of that video.

“Where did we get this $150 million figure? We got it from Candace Owens and Max Blumenthal.” He then goes on to say that Candace and Blumenthal claim they never said that. (I don’t know if they said that. They are also under investigation by me, but not in this article.) He also says in this clip “my credibility is now on the line.” Yeah, no shit. What happened to your four very reliable sources???

He does not mention those four sources he claimed to have, putting the entire thing on Candace and Max.

(I found the original video on Nick’s Rumble, here. It starts at 2:04:00.)

Just a side note here: Fuentes refers to his “groypers” as “Elite Human Capital.”

Here’s the one who’s talking in that clip:

Going through these clips, I also found this one:

Just, I mean. If anyone is keeping track of the physiognomy patterns found among these EHCs, you might want to note those two.

So what about the deleted tweet from @ImperiumFirst? The one that had millions of views? Well, that’s a totally pro-Fuentes account (Imperium First instead of Fuentes’ America First. It’s a Warhammer gag, you see. These EHCs are very clever with stuff like that). One wouldn’t have to be a kook conspiracy theorist to imagine Fuentes DM’d him and asked him to delete that tweet. I mean. Why else would he have deleted it? He knew the statements had been clipped and didn’t want it reposted in the comments section, so he posted his claim that Candace was responsible for the $150 million theory on Telegram.

This is how he is used to operating. It works when you’re an obscure streamer. When you’re the next big thing, it probably doesn’t work as well. This is the definition of “not ready for prime time.”

You might be thinking “oh, so he lied about having sources for a claim, then he decided to completely change his own narrative, and then he covered his tracks so he didn’t look like a stupid liar, wow, is that such a big deal?” Firstly, yes. How the hell can you have a person you trust for information lying to you and covering it up? Like, sure, give him the benefit of the doubt that he believes the “steel neck miracle theory” and all of the rest of it. He definitely knew that he claimed he had four sources, and his viral clip (later deleted) was most responsible for spreading this $150 million theory. Then he lied and said the claim came exclusively from Candace and Max. As he is building a narrative that anyone who claims the FBI is dishonest is a Russian agent.

Oh, and lest we forget: he is also now promoting the idea that Russia is working with Israel.

I’m sure there is some zany kookspiracy theory explaining how Russia’s nearly century-long alliances with all of Israel’s enemies, including their current support and arming of Iran, is all somehow fake or whatever. But yes, while Fuentes is claiming that Russia is paying Candace, Tucker, etc. to blame Israel, he also claims Russia is secretly best friends with Israel. So, you know. Don’t really know what to say about that, but it certainly adds yet another layer of “wait, what?” to this layer cake of confounding gibberish.

But wait.

Can it get dumber? 

People Can Have Opinions

To be clear, I do not know what happened to Charlie Kirk. At first, the official story, that he was killed by a radical trans supporter, made sense to me. The story started to make less and less sense the more I heard about it. There is a lot you can go into. There is a lot of disinformation mixed in with legitimate theories. But the “steel neck miracle” thing is something you can zoom in on that cannot be true. What I had initially assumed is that the bullet went through his neck and into some concrete or brick behind him. Now that it has been established that the official story is that the bullet was stuck in his neck, “just under the skin,” it is impossible for anyone to genuinely believe the official story. However, let’s say we give Fuentes all the benefits of all the doubts, assume he is very unfamiliar with guns, and maybe hasn’t taken the 1-2 minutes it would take to research how a .30-06 round could be stopped by a human neck at that range. Lashing out at people who question the FBI is very strange, a conspiracy kook saying this monumental event should be accepted at face value is very out of character, and when you add this “Russian meddling” gibberish, it becomes too much.

What is the big deal? Why go so hard trying to defame people who are asking questions? And are we really supposed to believe that his defense of Israel and his attacks on Russia are completely unrelated to a spontaneous astroturf campaign? Does anyone believe that?

Also, to further clarify my own position here, I am not a defender of Owens, Carlson, or Blumenthal, all of whom I have issues with, and may even be suspicious of. Carlson definitely needs to explain what he was doing in Nicaragua in the 1980s, for example. However, I do not take issue with them questioning the FBI’s narrative of the Kirk shooting, just like I don’t take issue with them questioning the FBI’s narrative about Epstein, or really anything else. (Note: I do take some issue with Candace’s theories about Macron’s wife being a tranny. Though I also think it is hilarious.)

Just as an example here, if I was going to accuse Carlson of something, I would accuse him of purposefully mixing a lot of good information with some very bad information, which is a very basic disinformation tactic. He is very hawkish on China, he promotes the UFO and aliens hoax, and he has appeared at points to support gay marriage and other liberal sexual norms I do not think belong in a Christian society. “Limited hangout” is a piece of CIA jargon describing a situation where the official story no longer holds up, so you admit the truth in part while withholding other truths, which is how a lot of the “alternative media” seems to function. However, the only entity that would be running this kind of operation would be the US government. And indeed, just months ago, Fuentes was accusing Carlson of being a CIA operative. Now he’s accusing him of being a Russian agent trying to discredit US intelligence. So, is it both? He is working with the Kremlin and the CIA to discredit the FBI?

Note: I understand I am belaboring the point here. But as I have seen no one else with any kind of large platform questioning the “Astonishing Rise of Nick Fuentes,” I feel it is necessary to be thorough, and to make it fully clear just how bizarre this all is. We need all of this on the record.

Who are the Fans of Nick Fuentes?

Along with all of these shows, there has been a barrage of mainstream media articles about Fuentes. It’s actually overwhelming, constant press. Type his name into any news aggregator.

What’s highly notable is that much of this coverage is neutral, if not bordering on positive. Whenever he made the media during his time under my tutelage, he was referred to in any headline as a “neo-Nazi” or a “white supremacist,” and these terms have been replaced with “far right” or “white nationalist.” I’ve read a lot of these articles, and none of them note any of the weird theories, which as far as I can tell, are his core content at this point. By not pointing out things like “he says Tucker Carlson works for both Russia and the CIA,” they are effectively running cover for him. No one who is prone to supporting right-wing politics is going to be turned off by any of this. Six weeks out from Charlie’s death, there are daily articles from the likes of Mediate and Raw Story just reporting on things he said.

Last week, GQ called him a sex symbol.

In an almost unbelievable alleged coincidence, literally the day before Charlie’s death, the New York Times published a piece about him that was as close to a puff piece as the Times has ever given anyone who spent years denying the Holocaust and praising Hitler. In a case of eerie precision or you know, something else, the Times writers predicted “rising influence.”

What is interesting is that aside from Ron Unz and myself, I don’t really see anyone critically questioning what is going on here. There isn’t any discussion of really anything about him, anywhere. There are these media articles, which present a boilerplate narrative about how he was on the fringe and now he’s mainstream. They don’t attempt to offer any insight into it, other than that “young people are turning to the far right.”

Note: I haven’t seen any of them mention me. There is a hard blackout in the media of my name (that’s what happens when the establishment is actually afraid of what you’re doing). I am mentioned only in very specific contexts. But it is quite a thing to talk about Nick Fuentes’ rise and not mention me. Long time readers, who also followed Fuentes, know that I’m not exaggerating this: his entire show, for over five years, was based on my website. And it isn’t simply that he would copy the material, but he would credit me on the show, call me his hero and his biggest influence. It’s actually sad to think about. I guess I can just say that. This whole thing is still a bit emotional for me. I don’t think that makes me a pussy. I believed he was copying me because he believed in my material. Certainly, without having used my material for all those years, he never would have been notable. He is charismatic enough, and has oratory skills, but if he had come out of the gates with this kookspiracy stuff, there never would have been any real traction.

Here’s the question though: who are all these people following him? Where is the evidence that they exist? If he has all of these hundreds of thousands of followers, why is there no critical discussion of him anywhere?

In what was clearly a stunt and part of the astroturf campaign, he had a Spotify account for a few days, and it is claimed that it became the number one podcast in the world.


He said he didn’t make the account, that some random person just started uploading the shows, and that resulted in it becoming number one.

That does not even seem possible. How would the podcast be promoted in the first place if he didn’t tell people about it? Assuming it got caught in an algorithm, are we to believe that no one is monitoring the charts at all?

Based on his YouTube followers, and the pictures of his followers we’ve seen in public since his split with me, his followers we can prove exist are a bunch of grotesque Mexican gargoyles. Is it possible that Hispanics didn’t know about him, and he is just really appealing to them? That is possible. Hispanics do this with their stars. But it can’t explain the numbers.

All of the material you see posted as comments anywhere looks like bots. On Twitter, for example, you don’t find the kind of back-and-forth between posters that you would see on really any other person’s Twitter comments. There is nothing negative. It is just a bunch of slogans and cringe memes.

Here are some top memes posted on a recent Fuentes tweet:

What is going on there? Those are humans? Bots? Boomers? Indians?

Note: It may seem trite, but as a founding member and former leader of the Alt-Right, the fact that our people were always funny was very important to me, as it was evidence of high intelligence and good socialization. If I was running a movement and my followers were just posting “GOAT” and “cope and seethe” and GIFs from Office Space, I might have considered pulling a Fuentes and selling them out to the feds. No, I joke. But only because I hate the feds so much. In all seriousness though, I definitely would have considered selling them into slavery to build skyscrapers in Dubai.

Just go look yourself. I just clicked the top post and found this at the top:

Here’s the account:

It’s a bunch of similar memes, and replies to known botted-out accounts.

Elon Musk:

End Wokeness:

No joke, that was the first one I clicked.

The second one I clicked was this:

And the account is a bunch of reposts of viral dog videos.

Go through and investigate yourself. @NickJFuentes. Scroll through the comments on any tweet and see what you see. Click through randomly on the commenters. See what you see.

I’m obviously not saying he has no followers. He had followers before the media and the “influencer network” started pushing him like this. I don’t know whether Rumble has a good record for accurate viewer numbers, but after Elon Musk personally decided to give Fuentes his account back, his numbers on Rumble, where he primarily streams, went from an average of 20,000 views to nearly ten times that. But there is clearly a concerted campaign by both establishment and “alternative” media to present him as a phenomenon, and there simply is no evidence that the interest matches the hype.

Insofar as these groypers (often called “mugus” by those critical of Fuentes) are real people, they do not engage in any form of critical analysis of his materials. If you ever come across one, ask them to name one thing Fuentes was ever wrong about. They will become very uncomfortable, and simply begin calling you names.

They are now repeating his narrative about how everyone who questions the integrity of the FBI or anything else Nick Fuentes supports is a Russian agent. Last month, Ron Unz of Unz.com, where my articles are often reposted, cited me when questioning exactly what was going on with Fuentes, and many of the allegedly human followers of Fuentes attacked Unz without even attempting to address or defend Fuentes’ new position on “Russian meddling.”

Note that after Fuentes stopped promoting the Daily Stormer as his primary influence, he began citing Unz as his favorite website.

They Call Him “NATO Nick”

It’s impossible to go through all the weird shit this guy is saying. But it’s worth noting that there is more State Department type material, and it’s worth contrasting it with his previous materials.

Along with pushing this “Russian agents” theory, “NATO Nick” as they are calling him is now all of a sudden talking about “Russian aggression” against NATO.

Russian aggression against NATO…!

Here he is doing his zany conspiracy theory bit against Jackson Hinkle, who he says is a Russian agent because he has a Russian girlfriend.

The most notable thing about that is that he says there is “no difference” between Russia influencing our politics and Israel doing so. That is a truly incredible statement for a number of reasons, but surely, putting everything else aside (such as the fact Russia is not engaged in an organized influence campaign in America, and comparing Jackson Hinkle’s Twitter account to AIPAC and the $200 billion Miriam Adelson gave to Donald Trump is utterly nonsensical), the intent and effect of Russian influence would be much different than that of Israeli influence.

In that clip, he also claims Russian Foreign Affairs Minister Sergey Lavrov personally “tipped off” Hinkle to “investment opportunities.” As far as I can tell, there is literally no source for that anywhere. I used multiple AIs to attempt to find even a rumor of this posted on reddit or some other obscure forum, and none of them could find anything, with one noting: “Even in spaces like r/Destiny, r/NAFO, and r/KnowledgeFight, where Hinkle is frequently mocked or analyzed, there is no mention of a Lavrov-provided investment tip.” Fuentes seems to have made it up out of thin air, which is another one of his strategies. He usually cites “his sources” when inserting a completely fabricated claim. (It would be shocking to me if he had any sources at all, given that aside from being a ridiculous and totally unserious person, he is virtually impossible to deal with on a personal level due to a lack of a basic understanding of human social norms. Further, he constantly posts private messages from people he’d previously been cordial with or even worked with directly. I have documented that he publicly tried to blackmail me, threatening to reveal private information. [This is a felony, by the way. And for the record, the first time I heard this I demanded he release whatever this blackmail was, and instead he simply continued to make the threat. More very odd behavior.] He suggests many of these “sources” he claims to have are inside of the government, meaning statements to him would be “leaking,” which though a common practice, is in many contexts a felony that can carry up to a ten-year prison sentence.)

Note: I assume Fuentes is getting some of these weird talking points from handlers, and he just inserts them randomly without coherent structure. However, he also seems to get confused about what his handlers are telling him to say. Further, separately from whatever handlers are feeding him this disinformation, he appears to be a pathological liar. And then separate from that, it also appears that he creates conspiracy theories in his own mind, and the lack of pushback from his “mugu” followers reinforces the idea that he can keep creating goofier and goofier theories. You can see above that on his own show, he said Candace is “definitely Russian,” stating it as a fact, but then when sitting across from someone looking a bit skeptical, he adds “it’s speculation” at the end. I’m including this as a side note because it really doesn’t matter why he spews out all of this convoluted and confounding nonsense, but it is obviously natural for people to try and understand how something like this happens. Further, it is worth noting that schizophrenia typically manifests in the early to mid-twenties. Fuentes is 27 now, whereas when he began using my material, he was in his early twenties. I am not asserting that he has clinical schizophrenia, as there are obviously other possible explanations for this (primarily, being fed disinformation by handlers and being too stupid to effectively communicate it), but a lot of the lines of thought he presents do line up with schizoid disorder. I also just want to take this opportunity to note that the idea that people take this man seriously, and I am now “debunking” something that could at least be confused for schizophrenic ramblings, is incredibly exhausting.

This anti-Russia narrative he is pushing is very new. He maintained a positive view of Russia, left over from when he was getting his entire script from me, up until earlier this year.

Here is Fuentes in June of this year talking about how, in the wake of the Ukraine drone striking Russia’s nuclear-capable bombers in Siberia, Russia would be justified in nuking the Ukraine.

That is definitely not exactly an anti-Russia take, three months before Kirk’s death. (Please enjoy his explanation of the way nuclear deterrence works. He has a lesser understanding of this issue than anyone who has taken International Relations 101 or like, read the Wikipedia page about Deterrence Theory. Again, he seems to believe he is a genius and he can just intuitively understand how everything in the world works. Of course, he is playing for an audience which, if he says something with enough confidence, will just accept it, so I guess it works out for everyone.)

Here’s Fuentes in March of this year, calling for the US to surrender the Ukraine to Russia:

Going back a bit, in January of last year, just going through all my talking points about how the US caused the war:

More basic, obvious stuff from early 2024:

Also worth noting is that he supports the US doing regime change in Venezuela to take their resources.

But don’t let that bother you, because while he supports regime change, he is also against it.

I think he said he supports it because the US should steal their resources, but he is also against it, because Marco Rubio is Cuban? Honestly, it is absurd to try to make sense of any of it. It’s whatever. But note that there is a definite pattern not only of changing his views back and forth, but of presenting multiple conflicting views in a very short timeframe, without explanation, indicating that he actually holds conflicting positions in his mind. (Again, one would certainly be inclined to consider mental illness in analyzing that behavior, with the other possible explanation, probably the only other possible explanation, being that he is too stupid to coherently convey narratives that his handlers have given him.) You saw an example of this above, where he said to Jackson Hinkle “you are going to prison” for saying Israel killed Charlie Kirk, tagged the FBI in a call to arrest Hinkle for his posts, called for the government to act against people who engaged in anti-Charlie speech after his death, then later claimed he didn’t want arrests or hate speech laws and never implied that, saying he was actually talking about mass censorship. Further, as noted above, he has claimed that Tucker Carlson is both a CIA agent and a Russian agent, claiming to hold both beliefs at the same time.

To be clear, everyone has a right to change their position on anything. I have very rarely changed my position on anything, but most people have. Sargon of Akkad comes to mind as an example of someone who has gone through a pretty significant transformation in his way of thinking about things over the years. However, whenever he would make a change in his mode of thought, in his presentation of his ideas, Sargon would spend many hours explaining why and how he changed his view.

Fuentes has made no attempt to explain how he went from cheering on Russia’s invasion of the Ukraine, from praising Russia as a Christian country fighting against the satanic Western empire, to arguing that Russia is engaged in a campaign of disinformation to discredit the FBI and that they are actually the aggressors in the conflict with NATO. So it is certainly a fair question to ask how many of these people who are going along with this, following Nick and changing their views to match his without any explanation, are even real people.

Note that mainstream MAGA has been very critical of Trump when he’s changed his position on H-1B visas, on the Epstein Files, on the Ukraine war, and so on. And Trump has done more than Fuentes to try to explain why he changed his positions.

Other Gobbledygook (Of a More Dangerous Sort)

Fuentes recently stirred controversy among morons after telling his followers to infiltrate the CIA. This clip went viral and actually did stir some discussion from real people, given the bizarre nature of the statements.

A recent article in WIRED described the Fuentes plan to “conquer America.”

There’s a lot you could say about this. Some of it would be very funny, I’m sure. I mean, like, you could point to the examples we have of his Elite Human Capital.

(Yes, posting that photo does feel a bit cruel. I understand that and feel bad about it.)

But there is a pretty obvious “bottom line” about the “we’re going to infiltrate the CIA” gibberish.

Here is his response to criticism of his plan:

That’s a Telegram post. He uses Telegram as his primary writing platform and encourages all his followers to follow him there. Telegram requires a phone number, and you have to install it on your phone so the app operator gets access to a unique device ID. The owner of Telegram, Pavel Durov, cooperates with the feds (from the US and many other governments) without publicly disclosed warrants. The CIA and really any intelligence agency could obviously get the list of Fuentes’ Telegram followers without that benefit, but they have that benefit.

Fuentes doesn’t even encourage his followers to somehow use op-sec when signing up to follow him on Telegram. It would be virtually impossible to do anyway. You could in theory buy an internet phone number with anonymous cryptocurrency, but you would still have to install the app on your phone, which would mean you could be identified even without the phone number.

Do you see where I’m going with this? Smell what I’m cooking?

Fuentes has created a situation where every federal law enforcement agency has a full list of all of his followers. He encourages people to sign up to multiple TG channels on all his socials. He also sells merch and takes donations with Visa cards.

He holds events at public venues, where people register with their real names. He holds these events at random hotels, which will almost certainly turn over video to the FBI without warrants, and use facial recognition to identify people (your facial recognition data is logged by the federal government when you get your driver’s license).

At an event last year, the venue he’d booked canceled on him, and so, after promising attendees anonymity, he took them all to a public rooftop bar where dozens of people filmed them and posted video on social media.

Serious political leader, by the way. Ready to infiltrate and take over the CIA.

There are dozens of different ways he’s made it possible for the FBI and literally every other intelligence agency on earth to collect full lists of all of his followers.

So obviously, none of his followers are ever going to get anywhere close to state power. They are all on FBI lists as “followers of a right-wing extremist telling his followers to infiltrate institutions of state power.”

What’s more, because Fuentes has framed himself as a “political dissident” with the goal of “reshaping America,” and formed a group based around this idea, if someone from that group attempted to join the CIA for the stated purpose of undermining and reshaping the organization and America, it’s not exactly difficult to imagine that they could be charged with sedition, a very serious felony potentially carrying a 20-year prison term. A lot of this stuff he says is goofy and potentially harmless, but setting up young men to completely destroy their lives is not a joke.

So, do you see how that is just like, retarded? And that only a retarded person would take that seriously, or consider the person saying it a serious person? He has talked about this “infiltration” stuff for years. It would have been very easy, if this was actually your plan, to encourage people to use operational security (op-sec) and ensure that the government doesn’t know who they are. Instead, it’s “show up to this IRL event, follow me on that app where you register with your phone number, and please send me money with your Visa card.”

He is saying “infiltrate the CIA.” Do you believe that he believes that the CIA doesn’t do background checks? Or does he believe the FBI doesn’t create lists of “extremists”? He would have to be very stupid to believe those things. But if he knows those things, and yet he is still saying “get on my right-wing Telegram channel to learn more about how to infiltrate the CIA,” then what exactly is going on?

There is a Lot More to Say (And Say It I Shall)

I mentioned in my last article that the reason I have been publishing less is that I have been working on a new project which will be a podcast, or perhaps more of a TV show. What I have realized is that my role should be analyzing this alternative media that has become the mainstream media. That is where I belong now. The best way I can communicate the truth of things is by showing you where these people are lying. Fuentes is the man of the hour, but all of these alternative media people are rats. I watch these shows, and the amount of lies is simply incredible. It’s virtually all video media, so I need to be on video, so I can show you these videos and break it all down.

I want to do this right. So I’m taking my time. The goal is to have the show put together on or before Valentine’s Day, which marks a year since I quit the daily news. I’m putting together a team. I don’t want to reveal too much, but it will be a weekly show, primarily focused on deconstructing media narratives. We will probably also do some kind of donation drive to help with the costs of the equipment. I’m not going to do that until everything else is ready to go, and we’ve worked out all the staffing details and so on.

What I plan to do is bring back the energy of the best days of the Daily Stormer, which were those years before Charlottesville, when it was fun. I’m really feeling this energy. I’ll have to learn to be on camera and so on. I’ve started filming myself, started working on my oration.

I don’t intend to stop writing. I will write less than I did, but more than I have been in the last few months. For the last few months, I’ve been focused on this project, and until it’s done, you can assume that the less I’m writing, the better it’s going. After we get going, I plan to write a long piece based on the show’s notes before we do the weekly stream, so there is a written accompaniment when I post the show that will include all of the sources I am using, and comments on the topics. Writing is a big part of how I think, so preparing for the show, I will write a kind of outline for the show, published alongside it.

Along with that, I will no doubt publish various other articles during the week.

Right now, I am writing a lot about the show, as I try to work out exactly what I want it to be. But aside from being classic Stormer type anti-media media, I know I want it to be fun. I know I want it to be a Saturday Night Parasocial Spectacular, where I get together with all of my parasocial friends and we drink and vape and talk shit together. But it’s also going to be very structured, and not a “live stream” or a “podcast” but a real show, with significant planning, not some “just chatting” slop with superchats.

I’ve been going in all different directions over the last nine months, working through what I want to do on the next leg of my career, and this is definitely it. And I am going to be very surprised if anyone is disappointed. Well. Without giving too much away, some people will be shocked and confused, particularly those who were not around for the pre-August, 2017 Stormer.

I know most of you are not checking the site very often anymore, because there hasn’t been much content. I am going to set up on Nostr, which is a new (or rather, newly working) uncensorable Twitter clone. We might try some other socials. But I think Nostr is going to be big, and it’s a good place to make our basecamp.

I keep getting frustrated that I didn’t think of this months ago so I could be up and running now for all this weird shit that is going on with these podcasts. Clearly, this article you have just read would have been a lot better as a video. But I needed the time. And I think it is very safe to assume that the weird shit is not going to stop, and we are going to have endless “alternative media” content to analyze.

The Troll Army will be reconstituted and it will be bigger and better and funnier than ever before.

If you are reading this, consider yourself conscripted.

This is the dawn of a new era. My blood is pumping like a machine gun just thinking about it.

“We hope everyone is innocent.” -🦇☭

Article updated to correct the publication date of the NYT piece on Fuentes.

]]> Announcing the Dawn of a New Age of Ultimate Content (I Finally Figured Out Where We’re Going Here) https://www.anglinarchive.com/2025/10/08/announcing-the-dawn-of-a-new-age-i-finally-figured-out-where-were-going-here/ Wed, 08 Oct 2025 02:21:40 +0000

At this point, you probably think “oh jeez it’s been a long time since Anglin published something, why isn’t he doing the thing about the Charlie Kirk neck thing proving the whole thing was fake? He must be going through it to miss out on gloating about that, oh jeez.”

I assure you, my dearest friends, I am not going through it. I am going in it.

“He was really into that Charlie Kirk thing, so him not posting about it daily with all this new stuff coming out and the FBI introducing this new magic bullet theory, and this sickening stuff with his nappy ass hoe widow going off the charts, this must mean he’s getting all Irish again, full into it,” is the perfectly logical conclusion to come to based on the current evidence.

However, what has actually happened is that in the process of getting all excited about the Charlie Kirk thing, I have stumbled into an entire new plan for the Stormer. I have become maniacal regarding this plan. I have notes for some Charlie stuff, which I will hopefully publish in the next couple days. Some of it might be a bit behind, but there are things I want to talk about that others have missed. I’ll get it out.

But there is a new project coming. And it is going to be big. It is going to be quite possibly – and I do not say this lightly – the biggest thing in the history of the internet.

What I speak of is the Dawn of a New Age. My Daily Stormer daily articles ran for 12 years straight. Ten years were uninterrupted, literally not a day off. (I used to say “except Christmas,” but I don’t say that anymore because it isn’t true, because I would still publish an article every Christmas day. So aside from days the site was down because of censorship reasons, I was here every single day.) I would say it was probably 9 good years. Maybe 8. I started to kind of lose some of my enthusiasm somewhere between coronavirus and the Ukraine. Probably. That is probably what history will remember.

But what were the best years? Many of you were not even born yet. But many of you remember. The best years were 2014-2017.  Specifically, the good times ended in August of 2017, with the Charlottesville debacle. And it wasn’t just the censorship and all the hounding. It was all of the fun sucked out of the air. Among other things, “Neo-Nazism” went from being the funnest internet meme ever to being “oh, wow, holy shit, there are these fat slobs in these costumes? Fuck my life.” No disrespect to any good guys who went there, which was most of you, but the feds sent these fats in these costumes, and it just really ruined my fun, I’ll tell ya.

Everything got all depressing, I was depressed, things got too serious, I got too serious, got too religious. I am religious now and I’m glad for that, but the religious content, my doomsday vibes (which seemed to come and go in these strange waves), didn’t really ever belong here. This site was always supposed to be fun. That was the original point. It is educational too, but the fun comes first, because the whole idea was the thing I learned from that black guy from Star Trek: learning is fun.

It’s like that song from that band. It was a 1990s pop grunge band. Total scum of the earth, milking Kurt’s corpse like it was Abby Shapiro, Erika Kirk tier, but they are one of my favorite bands. I don’t remember the name right now. Bands at that time had names that were a random word like “shirt” or “chair” or “plug.” How could anyone remember? But they had this song “there’s no sex in your violence.” Although those were the only words in the song that were intelligible, and we didn’t have the internet to just look up lyrics back in those days, I don’t know what the context of that was, but from the tone, it was clear that sexless violence was not good. It was an accusation or maybe even indictment: “you are hereby accused of sexless violence.” And I think we all get that, right? If you have sex in your violence, you get something cool and fun, like “The Warriors.”

And sexless violence? Well, that’s Gaza, folks. That is what violence with no sex looks like. Just families being burned alive, children blown to pieces, everyone starving to death, buried under rubble, all of that. Not cool.

Speaking of classic 1970s acts of cinema, Zardoz, my favorite film, is actually a lesson about how sexless violence is a real drag.

And I know you must be sitting there thinking: “where the hell is Anglin going with this sexy violence thing? I mean, I get his point and it is clearly true, and really an enlightening thought, but what does it have to do with that other thing??”

Well, friend, violence that you don’t sex up is like education that isn’t fun. Education that isn’t fun is just Ferris Bueller’s Jew teacher droning at you.

Face like an Easter Island statue, that Jew.

Collie included for scale. Don’t contact me and tell me that is not a collie. If you think that, take it up with your favorite dog analyzer, because I simply do not have that kind of time right now.

That Jew from that movie was so boring, he never even got metooed. Working in Hollywood AND academia for decades, as Jewish as they come, never even groped a bitch or whipped out his pecker and dipped it in some slut’s coffee sitting on her desk and said “oohhh, that’s warm, yeah.” That’s the kind of thing you can get out of: “my doctor told me I needed to heat up my balls every 4 hours and I didn’t notice she was sitting at the desk because my glasses were the wrong prescription due to a mixup at LensCrafters. I apologize and will spend my time listening more.”

You know that “no sex in your violence” song could have been “there’s no bizarre pervert actions in your Jews” and it would have been just as damning.

You have to keep the fun in the education, and I am bringing back the fun. I have a plan. And it is going to work. I am laser focused. I don’t really like the word “laser” anymore, because I think of that laser eyes thing people did that I hated so much. I will never be able to separate the word laser from that horrible time in my life when everyone I hated was doing that. Except Steve Sailer. No, wait, I actually do hate Steve Sailer. He’s the world’s most boring race scientist (seriously, bro, spice it up a bit). What is that Bitcoin psychopath’s name. I like that guy. One of the only white guys you see and think “this guy probably rapes women, not in the ‘date rape’ or ‘statutory rape’ way, but in the real negro way.” (“Classic rape,” we call that. I tried to put “rape classic” to give it a kind of sophisticated French allure but it never really caught on.) However, he’s never going to get metoo’d because every woman he raped has zero doubt he will kill them and their whole family – without the use of a gun. There is nothing I love more than a white guy who gives off that vibe. You can’t fake it, you have to be born that way. (Jake Paul’s spiritual guru has it.) But isn’t his name also Steve Sailer? Whatever, I don’t care, but yeah so there was one guy I didn’t hate who did that eye laster thing, so I can still use the word on very rare occasions, but you’ll notice I have cut more use of the word laser back by well over 95%.

But “laser focus” is the only term that fits here, I promise you. I have a vision in a way I have never had since the original vision for the Stormer. We have moved on from midlife crisis to midlife crisis management. It was one of the key revelations that slid into place since I broke up with you all on Valentine’s Day. I said “I’m in a midlife crisis, but I’m the world’s number one crisis management expert, so hey, pal, get it together. Put those two things together. Get to midlife solutions, get to midlife renaissance. Get this fucking show on the road because I am so bored trying to write books that I’m going to fucking kill myself.”

Hey, look, I’m sorry. I have like a million words of “book material.” No joke. I mean do the math. All those words I was writing for the site, I’m now writing for my own projects. I’m also focused on this mantra of “just get the first draft finished, it doesn’t matter how sloppy it is,” so it’s even sloppier than the stuff I publish on this website which is often just like a situation where someone vomits in a mosh pit, like that level of sloppiness. So imagine that turned up to ten, then imagine my word count.

Of course I haven’t been spending all that time writing, there has been a lot of time thinking and scheming and plotting and brooding like some kind of ancient man who was cursed to never be able to die, like at the time of the dinosaurs he got cursed like that, imagine the kind of brooding such an individual would be doing and that’s been me a lot of the time since February.

And I’ve come up with the thing. I’ve come up with a way to bring back the energy, to bring back the sense of community, where we’re all working together to really fuck people that we hate, and really forming a sense of internet brotherhood based on a shared sense of existential purpose in bringing the people we hate to their knees. If you were there, you know. You know what that felt like and you know you’ve never felt anything like that in your life. It is the greatest feeling in the world, to be a part of that kind of operation.

You may be aware of this gay Mexican who claims Russian disinformation agents are trying to discredit the totally truthful FBI story that a miracle (they’re calling it “a miracle”) caused a .30-06 round to get caught in Charlie Kirk’s neck. Nick Fuentes. We’re talking about this guy now because since the Charlie Kirk assassination (preempted by a glowing profile in the New York Times – figure that out), he’s become like this main character in the shill right. After I broke up with him after effectively writing all his material for like four years due to this decision to work with FBI informants, this guy starts saying that he has blackmail on me, and I was like “what is this?” As soon as he started with this blackmail threat shit, which is so catty and creepy and most of all gay, I demanded he reveal whatever the secret thing was. I said “publish all the texts I know you saved, tell whatever story you didn’t save, put everything out there, I demand it.” Instead of revealing it, he just kept threatening it, as if he hadn’t seen me say every time he threatened me “publish that shit you fucking queerback.” (“Queerback” is a portmanteau of “queer” and “wetback,” which I am still, you know, working on. That’s still in the workshop.) I will tell you there is no reason to even hit on the fact that he’s a public associate and collaborator with FBI informants, which I don’t know why anyone would be doing unless they themselves were FBI informants, especially when it’s like, Chuck Johnson, who is a bottom of the barrel schizo who was apparently so mentally ill that the feds won’t even work with him anymore and are embarrassed that he keeps claiming to be working with them. But yeah people don’t care if their internet daddies are feds, but they do care if they are gay and Mexican. I mean now that he’s doing Rachel Maddow talking points about Russians trying to undermine faith in our intelligence agencies, maybe people are going to start to take interest in the fed thing, but that’s beyond our scope. This isn’t even the topic, I’m just working up to explaining that I can guarantee that being in the game during the halcyon days of the Stormer was the best feeling any man will every experience in their life.

And this was sooooooo fucking gay. I am actually starting to think this guy is retarded. He was reading Stormer then doing his show just based entirely on my material and I’m thinking “this guy is a genius,” but I realized this was like if I hade a tape recording of myself and played it back and was like “this tape recorder is a genius.” We have retard radar on. He is saying “I don’t trust him because of something he told me in private but I won’t say it.” And it’s like okay how retarded do you have to be to not say “well if you’re not going to say it then why bring it up? If you want to threaten someone with blackmail, just do it, don’t do this little feminine te-he-he bullshit.” Normal heterosexual men find that creepy. Collecting blackmail on people you are friends with is John Wayne Gacy tier to begin with. But then he knows, ever since the first thinly veiled blackmail threat like two years ago now, at least 18 months ago, I said as soon as I saw it “publish it all now.” Instead he just kept doing the weaselly (fat now by the way, which makes it about 78 times grosser) “oh he don’t want the smoke of what I got on him.” But without fail, every time a superchatter brings me up, it’s “oh I’ve got this stuff on him, you wouldn’t believe it.”

My assumption, because I’m the master of these little games, is that he was just hoping I have some dark secret that I fear will be exposed, and if he just hints he knows something, this will keep me from coming after him. This is like something you read in like, The 48 Laws of Power, Robert Greene books, “Dark Triad” stuff. I guarantee he is listening to books on tape of this shit. Look up what that is if you don’t know. Then look at Fuentes. I promise you, you will never be able to unsee it. And you will watch his show, and see him doing this thing like he thinks no one sees it, and you will lose your shit like you just watched a morbidly obese woman fall down a set of concrete stairs.

Finally, I thought “it is actually possible I told him I have bastard children with hookers, some of which are possibly half Asian or perhaps quadroon Asian (which would make them whiter than Fuentes), though others are Slavic, and sometimes I tell people this in private?” I didn’t think I told him that, but then some mugu from his private chat made some comment about it and I was like “oh yeah maybe, definitely possible in a two-hour phone conversations where I’ve had a few I would mention that (I mean I’ve said it on the site repeatedly over the years, granted people probably thought I was joking, but it’s not like, a super secret). All things being equal, I didn’t really want that out there, not because I give a fuck about someone who thinks like, my internet personality suffers because I got some hookers pregnant a few or maybe more than a few times, but because I care about my children, obviously. Even if they are racially impaired. That means nothing to me, in terms of the love I have for them. I don’t want them getting sucked into some shit and trolled or whatever. But I’m in a better situation now, I’m getting my custodies, one bastard at a time I am getting my custodies and bringing all my family together, as it should be. So it’s like, okay, I’ll spill those beans. I spilled them on my secret forum he reads obsessively.

Take a minute to imagine this Robert Greene Mexican homo scheming to go after my kids, which could involve real world harm, even physical, let alone their socials and so on (these kids are mostly teenagers now, all the Asian ones are) because I said I didn’t want to be friends with him anymore on a semi-private forum. This is a serial killer type personality, and like the dumbest type of serial killer personality who reads pop nonfiction “advice for psychopaths” books. And by “reads” I mean “listens to audio books.” This fellow is definitely not a reader.

But the point of that whole story is this: all of these faggots who say that seeing your child for the first time is the most magical experience are just complete faggots. Sorry! Hey, sorry! And no, you racist, it’s not because they’re Asian, one of these bastards is from a totally fresh 18-year-old Slavic girl who literally just showed up from the village and looks like a Hitler advertisement. I’d say the experience is better than Weapons, better than Peacemaker Season 2 (which is woke btw but the anti-Nazi shit if you’re watching it in the reverse is fun), but not as good as like, Ace Ventura.

I think the experiences of like teaching the kid to ride the bike or the motorcycle or whatever, maybe those are magical, I was denied those. I have teenagers I’ve never met showing up. Insane the connection we feel immediately though. And that they feel together. Very wholesome stuff, wish we could do reality TV, but we won’t and they’ll never be on camera. But the fun part is that they are all like, “dad can you help me, I’m trying to fuck with these people on the internet.” Which circles around to where this is all going. (Oh except my hapa quadroon daughter, who is more like “I’m trying to fuck these people from the internet.” This is just. Man, I do not know. I’m like feeding her alcohol starting at 3PM on Fridays so she is too drunk to go out. What am I supposed to do about this? I didn’t raise her. She shows up at the airport as a full grown woman.)

Anyway, the lucky upshot of this is that I can explain why I had to “get a real job” to get money a few years back. When it was just me, it was fine using donation money to pay for my like, $800 a month lifestyle (plus all the other shit in my life caused by the site), but I wasn’t comfortable using donation money to pay for my kids. I respect Peter Brimelow. I don’t really know why I respect him, I never found his writing impressive at all, and the one clip I have of him talking about me can best be described as “damning with faint praise.” But I guess I’m supposed to respect him because he ran a low traffic boomer white nationalism website for 30 years or whatever and because he has an upper class British accent. Anyway, V-Dare was the opposite of me, super low with the energy, super aggressive with the fundraising, and in these hardcore interstitial begging ads, Brimelow would post a picture of his wife and kids! Like “hey, can you guys pay for my wife and kids for me because I edit a blog”??? WHAT? To make it ten trillion times worse, this is his second family!

This is the kind of picture he would use. Imagine putting your family on your white supremacy website. To beg for money to pay for their upper middle class lifestyle because you edit a blog. What does editing a blog even entail? When I had other writers, I would just proofread their articles. If I wasn’t posting myself, this would be less than an hour a day of work. Millennials are in their forties, won’t ever own homes, this guy I guarantee owns horses.

He is like 80 with a 30-year-old wife. Which you know, hey, I am never going to judge that, but I will judge you for expecting others to pay for it! What percentage of young people can even afford one family? And he is going to use aggressive interstitials. This is the most offensive e-begging campaign I’ve ever seen in my life. I would have told him to say “the libs and the dem media are doing me up because I stabbed a guy at Taco Bell, but it was a black, this was completely in self-defense, the libs are out to get me.” I’d drop a 5-spot if Brimmy shanked a nog at the Bell at 3AM. I’m not paying for your second family, bro. This is like posting a picture of a yacht and saying you need donations to make payments – “we’re asking for your support once again, as I am working my best to save the white race by editing a blog with 25,000 monthly uniques, the libs and the dem media cancel culture warriors are trying to repossess my yacht.”

Anyway. Hey. I’m not trying to diss Brimelow. I suspect he hates niggers even more than I do, and I trust a general consensus (though I have no idea what the basis for it is) that he deserves respect like Jared Taylor and Anthony Cumia. And I don’t deserve any respect because boomers get confused by satire like 18th century British elites discussing the suggestion of eating Irish children.

I understand that I haven’t revealed what the project is. I have shot off in all kind of different directions. Of course, the reason is – wait for it – the project is still a secret and I don’t want to drop any spoilers yet. It’s not ultra secret, and you can find me dropping bits here and there, but things are constantly evolving.

I will tell you what I think you can know about the project:

  • This is an AV project. That means it will have both audio and video.
  • I already revealed that it will be fun. That will be the main thing. It is going to be political, but I am going through everything that made the halcyon days of the Stormer great, and figuring out how to bring back all of those key elements that made it great.
  • Heavy community vibe, sense of common purpose, people having fun together.
  • Even some longtime fans are going to be confused by it, potentially for months. Though not so confused that they won’t get laughs. But I know that some people are not going to immediately pick up on the deeper thing that is happening. And there is no shame in that. This is very high concept. And that sentence is entirely serious.
  • There will be a paywall, because I have no other way to monetize, and this is going to be extremely expensive to operate. I am not doing superchats. This is tacky and grotesque, and no one serious does superchats. Can you imagine Tucker Carlson reading superchats? They are garbage content. (That said, we are toying with the idea of bonus “casual” shows with superchats and interactions with non-superchats. But no superchats on the real show. This is going to be very serious business.) Obviously there will be free shows as well, but some of them are going to have to be paywalled, because that is just the reality of the situation.
  • I can’t reveal a first date yet. I will say that I want it to be before Valentine’s Day. That is, before a year after I stopped regular Stormer Daily. I think it’s unlikely I’ll meet that date unless the stars really align for us, but it will be in that range. I can’t make any promises at all, but the closest thing to a promise I am willing to make is: “I’m pretty darn sure it will be up and running before summer.”
  • After a potential period of confusion, I promise that every Daily Stormer fan is going to love this. Unless I just totally suck. People have said I suck on podcasts, and I know that, but I am very good at content, and I am already filming myself and critiquing myself and working on a voice that is less mumbly. Oh and the other thing, just to be real, a lot of these podcasts people say I suck on were very late at night for me and I was usually “in the cups” as they say. Maybe also “in the xans” as they might also say. I’m going to arrange my schedule so when I’m streaming, I’m bright eyed and bushy tailed and on coffee alone. I mean I will probably drink on the show some, because it will be a party show where I drink with the audience, though I will not be getting “drunk” on the show. I am committed to giving the best performance possible, at any cost. And yes, it will get better over time, obviously, as I learn the new medium, but that is all this is: a new medium. The content will be the same, and I am very good at the content, so I just have to learn a new delivery mechanism.

As we get closer, I will be revealing more information, and also probably doing a donation drive, for the cameras and so on. The real cost is going to be the servers, which are going to be obscenely expensive. I might only have the archives of the free shows on torrent. We shall see. And even with the paywalled shows, I am going to beg anyone with the ability to use torrent (we’ll have a private tracker thingie where you have to have a sub to get the torrent). But we will have to provide downloads from servers for people who can’t use torrent, at least for the paid shows, and we will have to have the streams live on our servers. So it is going to be brutal, and there is no way I don’t lose money the first year (short of generous donations, which I am trying to figure out perks for that do not involve reading superchats on my show, which I will not do – unless there is a second casual show, which I am leaning towards, both because it is an added bonus for subs, it will allow superchats, and most importantly, it will allow more audience interaction and a chance for the audience to give us ideas about things we should be doing. And when you know the theme, you will be wanting to give ideas.)

We will be setting up a Telegram soon, so people can follow the happenings. I will also post photos on here.

Oh, and just to be clear: I am still going to write some stuff on the site. Right now, I am maniacal about the show, and it is hard to focus on anything else. But at the very least, every show will have a good long article attached to it when it is posted, talking about the topics. I’m still figuring out how that will be written, because if it is written before the stream, we may miss key elements, but I want to get the shows up fast with an article. So I will probably write an article based on the show notes, then edit it to add any spontaneous things that happened. Or, perhaps, it will not really be a summary of the show, but a written commentary on the themes of the show, and therefore can be written the day before it airs.

There is a very, very long list of details like this to work out.

But here’s the guarantee: if you like this website’s content, especially if you like classic Stormer and funny Stormer, you are going to love this show. Or your money back. No jk, I can’t give money back, everyone has to pay with crypto (which is now VERY EASY with Bitcoin on Venmo and Cash App and my system of individual addresses for every user, but it will not be possible to issue refunds, and even if it was, I wouldn’t do it.) But watch the free shows, and then you will know if you want to pay.

Also, I’m very interested in Nostr right now, and we may be doing the official chat on there. Both the free chat and the paid chat. Obviously, people who pay will get a separate chat. That’s another thing we’re figuring out, but check out Nostr. @jack actually delivered. No one thought it was going to happen, except for me. I always believed in him. And it is definitely the future.

Hopefully, some minor fraction of my excitement is coming across here. My true level of excitement is impossible to communicate, and you will not understand it until you see the show.

Get excited. This is real. Nothing but bullets can stop me at this point.

This is happening.

I love you all, and it is my love for you that drives me to do this. Also my midlife crisis. But mostly my love for you.

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