Memetic Monday: Putin’s Tax on Brass
It’s been a long march through the Ides of March. I put this article off until the end of the day, and it’s already like noon in normal human time,…
Watch: Ukraine Trains Shieldmaidens for “War of Attrition”
They really want to pump those “civilian” death numbers. Ukraine is releasing its secret weapon: women. AP: Ukrainian authorities said Sunday that Russia’s military bombed an art school sheltering some…
Watch: Cop Kneels on Neck of 12-Year-Old Girl (In Kenosha)
Cops are so based. It’s so awesome the way they beat up black people. Love it. New York Post: An off-duty police officer knelt on a 12-year-old girl’s neck while…
Navy Commander Threatens War with China, Says US Will Win
US Indo-Pacific commander Adm. John C. Aquilino has a serious case of “maybe you should check this guy’s hard drive” physiognomy. So, um. Now high-level military officials are saying they’re…
Zelensky Threatens “Third World War” with Russia, Apparently Committing US/NATO Forces
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky tells CNN that he's "ready for negotiations" with Russian President Vladimir Putin but warned that if they fail "that would mean that this is a third…
Biden is Really Going on a Euro-Trip
It’s official, folks: the Bidens are going to Europe! So, Kamala’s Euro-Trip didn’t really work out that well. It’s a little bit shocking that their next best is literal Joe…
Ukrainian Peace Prize Democracy: Whip It – Whip It Good!
On Sunday, we posted an endless list of videos of Ukrainians taping Ukrainians to posts, pulling down their pants and whipping them. No one really knows what’s going on in…
BUSTED: Zelensky is Not in Kiev or the Ukraine
The electrical outlet in Zelensky's hospital visit video is a three-pronged type E which is used in Poland and Israel. Ukraine uses types C and F, both two pronged. This…
Bulgaria Chooses to Freeze to Death Rather Than Renew Russian Gas Contract
The contract cannot be renewed, because all Russians are metaphysically evil, and Bulgarians are really concerned about human rights and anal licking. “Anal licking, they name is Bulgaria.” RT: Bulgaria…
Arkansas: Black Mass Shooting at Car Show, 20 Injured, 1 Dead
I think the funniest thing about black people is that they are so obsessed with violence, yet have no interest in learning how to shoot guns. New York Post: One…