San Marino Gets World’s First Ever Faggot Head of State
We’ve been waiting a long time for a head of state who licks assholes and eats semen mixed with poop. That’s called “love.” This is a democracy, and those are…
LIVE TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT: Andre Wang Lin on Beardson!
Who the hell is even up at midnight? I guess me? This is EST. 12 AM, EST. I’ll try to post the replay in you’re asleep, but who knows. Dunno…
Poland Wants to Deploy US Nukes
⚡️ Top official says Poland ready to deploy US nukes to deter Russian aggression. “If the Americans asked us to store U.S. nuclear weapons in Poland, we would be open…
News Outlets Go Nuts With Russian War Crimes Hoax
Tomorrow's front page: Genocide #TomorrowsPapersToday (Warning: Graphic images) https://t.co/4GMPuGuCWo pic.twitter.com/bMFAFgIk7t — The Mirror (@DailyMirror) April 3, 2022 Guardian front page, Monday 4 April 2022: Horror in Bucha: Russia accused of…
Russia Calls Security Council Meeting Over Bucha Hoax
It's so quiet for the first time at night, but I can't sleep. If the photos from liberated Bucha, where only 42,000 people lived, is a horror and shock, what…
Surprise: Elon Buys 9.2% Stake in Twitter, Becoming the Company’s Biggest Shareholder
Previously: Elon Musk Says He’s Considering Building His Own Free Speech Platform After Attacking Twitter Elon Musk was talking last month about the censoring on Twitter, and musing about making his…
Memetic Monday: Sorry, We’re All Out of Memes
We were selling memes at such a discount, we totally sold out of memes. Now all we have a a few slightly funny or witty images, most of which are…
Ursula Haverbeck, 93, Sentenced to Jail Again
Pure evil Well, at least she didn’t violate copyright by denying this moronic hoax. She’d have gotten did up for ten years like Mr. Bond instead of just another 12…
Flawless Victory: Orban Wins Hungary Elections
Apparently, the Hungarian people prefer Christianity to anal indoctrination of their small children. Viktor Orban has won the election, outright, despite billions of dollars pouring in from George Soros and…
Goldman Sachs Says US Dollar Risking Dominance as a Result of Bizarre, Illegal Sanctions on Russia
It’s truly amazing that the Wall Street Journal and Bloomberg are so infiltrated by Jews that they are pushing this war hoax. I can guarantee you, all of the bros…