Leaks Show Uber Running a Global Crime Network
Wait, the multinational gay sex corporations are engaged in unethical behavior? Governments as well? This is an absolute scandal…! The Guardian: A leaked trove of confidential files has revealed the…
Democracy Celebration After Poopy Pete Ass-Blasts Mutated Fox News Host
tfw when Poopy Pete gives you an ass-blasting on live TV Many people are celebrating the ass-blasting that homosexual extremist “Poopy” Pete Buttigieg delivered to a Fox News host with…
The Ukraine Claims It’s Built a Second Army, 1 Million Men Preparing to Retake Country
Remember when I kept saying that the Ukraine’s plan was to build a completely new, second army from random people they pulled off the street? Well, they’re now claiming that…
EU Mourns Loss of “Battle of Narratives” on Border Skirmish in Former USSR
Pictured: Americans learning about Putin’s Price Hike The “Ukraine War” is actually just a border skirmish in the former USSR. Wikipedia has a page called “Post-Soviet Conflicts,” and the invasion…
Video: Hunter Biden Banters with a Hooker About the Weight of a Bag of Crack
Hunter should run against his dad in 2024. This is the kind of energy America needs right now. Some Trump-linked group is still tricking out video from Hunter Biden’s laptop.…
A 7% Drop in Twitter Stock Doesn’t Make Sense If Elon is Really Pulling Out
Twitter remains psycho overvalued. The only reason the stock wouldn’t collapse by double digits is that some smart money doesn’t really think the Musk deal is off the table. They…
Memetic Monday: The Late Edition
Hey, hey, hey. Monday…! Meme time. I’m late – we’ve had technical difficulties. People been like So let me get to the point. Editor’s Pick of the Week: Runner Up:…
New Coronavirus Variant Symptom: Sweating at Night During Summer
Gotta stop kids from sweating. We have to change the DNA of the children to stop them from getting night sweats. New York Post: Luke O’Neill, a professor of biochemistry…
BBC Removes Lesson About Alternatives to Abortion from Website After Backlash from “Experts”
The BBC Bitesize diagram entitled ‘Alternatives to Abortion’. The Science says human beings are only alive after they exit the body of a woman, except in cases when they exit…
Based Black Football Player Brings Gun on the Plane for No Reason
Black people are awesome. They don’t know when they have to kill a nigga. Maybe they have to kill a nigga on da plane, mathafaka. New York Post: Former Seattle…