Poll: Most Trump Supporters Favor Secession
Ever since the 2020 election hoax, I’ve said secession is the only option. I remember calling into the Ralph Retort on November 9 and saying “this is over, we need…
Mexican Mother of 10-Year-Old Who had an Abortion Defends “Rapist,” Won’t Press Charges
Gerson Fuentes, 27 Related: Shock as Mexican Impregnates 12-Year-Old Mexican Girl Everyone says they want “diversity,” but what do they actually mean by that? Having sex with girls immediately after…
West Refusing to Sell Long Potatoes to Russia’s Fake McDonald’s
This is the one scheme that might actually work. If anyone started messing with my French fries, I would just surrender. jk, I’m paleo/keto and don’t eat garbage. But most…
Ivana Trump has Died (Yes, It was Probably the Vax)
I’m not sure that Ivana Trump was good for Donald Trump. Women are evil and they try to hurt men on purpose. When Ivana divorced Donald, Donald developed the unhealthy…
Elon Musk’s Father, 76, Confirms Second Child with Stepdaughter, 35, Says Only Making Babies Matters
Like father, like son! Elon and his father are rich and could be getting much younger women. But they are both only interested in middle-aged women who are going baby-crazy…
Oklahoma: Man Forced to Kill His Buddy Because He Summoned a Sasquatch
Man 1: Bro, if you summon that Sasquatch, I will literally f–king kill you. Man 2: *Summons Sasquatch* KTEN: A suspect is under arrest in connection with a bizarre weekend…
US Tells Russia to Cap Oil Price or Face More of the Sanctions That Increased Oil Price
This is like some kind of wild mania that is going on here – “lower the oil price or we will raise the oil price again”? What kinds of threats…
Jewish Hollywood Producer Arrested for Kidnapping Women from Grocery Stores (Or Something)
Jews are perverts, I’m sure. But they’re saying this guy would claim to be a photographer and invite the women to his house and then grope them? They don’t even…
NYU Researchers Get $40K Grant to Find Out Why Children Like White Guys
There is nothing normal in any American university at this point. I don’t believe there is anything normal at all in any of these education institutions. Grade school is all…
Amazon Admits to Sharing Ring Doorbell Footage With Police Without Customers’ Consent
This is actually more offensive than the Edward Snowden leaks about universal NSA spying. At least the NSA is a government agency, and there is some expectation that even if…