CNN: Fattest Star Eats Its Brother to Get to be the Fattest Ever
When you see that CNN has a section called “SPACE’S NEXT CHAPTER,” and that it’s written by some stupid bimbo named “Ashley,” it really makes you want to start believing…
US Consumer Watchdog to Monitor Cryptocurrency Payments
When the earth gets so hot that your ass is sweating all the time, and you have permanent swamp ass, you’re really going to wish you would have… Oh, right,…
Climate Disinformation is Killing the Planet, Media Claims
Fire didn’t exist until humans changed the climate. You’re really going to wish you didn’t have swamp ass when the earthquakes begin because you didn’t buy an electric car from…
Congo: UN Peacekeepers Appear to be at War with the Local Population – Several Dead
It’s starting to look like it might be time for the UN to totally pull out of Africa and just let the Chinese manage the Dark Continent. When the UN…
Indiana: Judge Decides 10-Year-Old Tranny Can Play on Girls’ Softball Team
Men are the future of women’s sports, and it’s high time women got out of the way. Maybe if women hadn’t spent decades trying to humiliate men by falsely claiming…
Biden Prevents Recession by Changing Definition of Word “Recession”
So, I was reading the news, and hearing about the second quarter of GDP drop in the US, which means we are in a recession, officially. JUST IN –…
Did You Ever Know That You’re My Hero, And You are the Wind Beneath My Wings?
Volo-da-mire Zelensky and his wife Slutfest posed for a glamour shoot in Vogue. There’s a war that’s so very serious that he can’t put on a shirt. He is literally…
Jewish Gwyneth Paltrow to Hailey Bieber: “I Fucked Your Dad in the Bathroom”
Hailey Bieber is supposedly a Christian, though she did get the vaccine and had a stroke (then her husband Justin got facial paralysis). Gwyneth Paltrow is Jewish. So of course…
Dallas School District Gives Graphic Porn Books to Middle Schoolers
J.R. must be rolling in his grave. Daily Caller: A Dallas public school district appears to offer graphic comic books to children in middle school, according to the district’s online…
Ukraine Asks America to Send Free Gas for Winter Alongside Free Weapons
There might be a lot of non-Jewish Ukrainians who would be willing to lead an anti-Russian junta. But it had to be a Jew, because only a Jew would have…