Jeff Bezos Announces He’s Going to Use Most of His Net Worth to Fight Weather
In a world where the ass was swampy, one man was brave enough to get down in the swamp and push back against swamp ass. That man was Jeff Bezos…
UK: 10-Year-Old Girl Dies Suddenly
I don’t mean to laugh at dead 10-year-olds. But come on – this is so ridiculous. Little kids are just suddenly dying for no reason, and everyone is just looking…
Moron Hohols Just Bombed Poland
Ukraine. Poland. Freedom. Liberty. 🇺🇦🇵🇱🇺🇦🇵🇱 pic.twitter.com/xXtT3KkcII — Sarah Ashton-Cirillo (@SarahAshtonLV) November 15, 2022 Poland believes that the Ukraine people are their close friends, even whilst the entire history of the…
Climate Reparations: Cows Farting in America Make Poor Somalians Suffer, So You Must Pay Up
Pushback against the global warming agenda has ceased completely. The mainstream rightists who used to criticize the theory of global warming have been bullied into submission by leftist lunatics…
Democrat Terrorists Now Threatening Elon, Telling Him to “Fix” Twitter or Else!
Elon Musk has yet to bring freedom of speech to Twitter, but he is nonetheless paying the price for it. Demon-RAT Senator Ed Markey (more like Ed Malarkey, amirite?) has…
Bankman-Fried Now Accused of Money Laundering Democrats Funds Through Ukraine Charity
Previously: “Kanye was Right” – Black CoinDesk Journalist Fired for Noticing That Everyone at FTX was Jewish The Jews are such a dispicable group. Our funds are not recovering. Now we…
Once and Future King Blames Mitch the Lich for Midterm Debacle
Once and Future King Donald Trump has blamed Mitch McConnell for the Republican failures in the midterms. Frankly, I do not support the theory that McConnell is to blame, as…
UK: 30-Year-Old Actress Dies Suddenly of “Unexpected Natural Causes”
🇬🇧 British actress Emily Chesterton has #diedsuddenly from "unexpected natural causes" 🪡🤔 pic.twitter.com/va3wEzTpqA — DiedSuddenly (@DiedSuddenly_) November 12, 2022 How many people have died from this vaccine? We only see…
Florida: Kids Can Play Dildo Ring Toss Game in Anal Event Promoted on Government Website
It’s really great that kids are learning how to do anal at such a young age. Gay anal rimjobs and ramming can bring incredible joy to kids of all ages.…