Brazil Officially Abandons US Dollar in Trade With China!
China and Brazil just dropped the USD for trade, will now use their own currencies with each other. Where do you think all of those dollars are now going to…
Minnesota Chemical Train Crash, Ohio River Chemical Boat Crash
And counting… For reasons no one has even tried to explain, major chemicals spills are happening almost daily in America. On Sunday, a train crashed in North Dakota, spilling chemicals.…
Luke Skywalker Tells People in the Ukraine “May the Force Be With You” in Air Raid Alert
Oh. This retarded shit got even gayer? Didn’t see that one coming! New York Post: “Attention. Air raid alert,” the voice says with a Jedi knight’s gravitas. “Proceed to the…
Ireland: Small Town Continues Battle Against Government-Run Colonization
The Ireland invasion program is spinning out of control. The Irish are some of the first to actually protest the invasion, but to be fair, Ireland is the first country…
New York City Bill to Ban Discrimination Based on Height, Weight
Short men: it is time to move to New York and demand that very attractive women have sex with us. We are handsome, we are in good shape, and the…
ADL’s Greenblatt Says Nothing About Trans Child Murder, Praises Nick Cannon’s Blowjob Skills
ADL head and former bottled water scammer “Jonathan Greenblatt,” a Jewish terrorist Jonathan Greenblatt, the head of the Anti-Defamation League of B’nai B’rith, is “the mass shooter guy.” He is…
Japan: Women Claim They’re Not to Blame for Collapsing Birth Rate
It’s utterly nonsensical that anyone other than women could be blamed for the collapsing birthrate. Women have wombs. Men will have sex with women. It’s that simple. They are the…
Neo-Fascist Idaho Senate Bans Child Mutilation
After all this time, red states are finally taking action against child trans due to mass public outrage. However, many children in these states were mutilated while the government was…
Italy: Government Wants to Ban Lab-Grown Food
I no longer believe the government of Italy will ever do anything. They elected that used up old slut – who is frumpy as an mf – on the promise…
Elon Calls Out Goofy Freak Bill Gates for Knowing Nothing About AI
Bill Gates, who is a bizarre weirdo and pervert attempting to force the world under his control, recently penned an article about AI. In the article, entitled “The Age of…