More Illegal Migrants Came from US-Canada Border in June Than Total for All of 2022
These are not “Canadians.” The deal is, it’s sometimes easier to fly into Canada than into Mexico to get into the US, and Canada will just let all kinds of…
Latvia Officially Legalizes Anal Partnerships
This is what you get for aligning yourself with America. You deserve this, Latvia. Reuters: Maksims Ringo and Janis Locs became the first Latvian same-sex couple to register their partnership…
Strange Message From Google About the UK Election
I’m in the UK on a business trip. I don’t usually go to Google, but I did for some reason. Interesting message today: Bring you ID to vote? I had…
Tomi [sic] Lahren Looks Like a Smooshed Pile of Dog Shit
Remember this face? From the 2016 election? It was all over Fox News. You remember it. If you’re over fifty, you were probably thinking “that’s a naughty little girl, I…
Tragedy Strikes! Gin Attacks Computer! Late for Work!
I should have known this guy was a vicious psychopath. So, I was late for work. It happens once or twice a month, I guess, for reasons of varying quality.…
Germany: Björn Höcke Convicted as a Terrorist Again for Saying “Everything for Germany”
Bro – bro – you don’t have to wave like that, bro. I can see you’re not really doing the thing, but it sure as hell looks like you’re doing…
ADL Files Lawsuit in DC Demanding $4 Billion in Free Money From Iran, Syria, and North Korea
Based on the Justice for United States Victims of State Sponsored Terrorism Act, we’re seeking justice, accountability and financial compensation for 125+ plaintiffs – all US citizens or family members…
France: Cops Detain Two Directors After Actress Says She Didn’t Consent to Sex 36 Years Ago
Judith Godrèche when she was 14. What is the point of being rich and famous if every woman you have sex with can accuse you of raping them at any…
France: Mostly Peaceful Riots Erupt to Defend Democracy After Le Pen Dominates Elections
Yeah so, Marine Le Pen finally dominated the elections in France. I haven’t been following it that closely, because you know, whatever. I’m not really a big vote believer myself.…
MILO Denies That Kanye West’s Wife Sent Porn to Miners
What’s weird about Kanye’s new mommy is that she’s disgusting. Physically. She is misshapen. And she’s old. I don’t really see the big deal about sending porn to miners. You…