Trump Just Named Uber-Israel Shill JD Vance as VP Pick (“Nikki Haley With a Beard”)
People who are telling you “no, the election is real, Trump is legit” are either the biggest retards on earth or they are lying to you for money. This just…
A Reader Thinks It’s the Fallout of the Trump Shooting That Matters
The CIA: They Do Not Miss. So, look. I was supposed to write a review of the assassination attempt today. But I didn’t. Frankly, the piece I wrote announcing that…
The Beard Question
I’ve seen the right-wing memes about how hipsters are faggots and respectable men shave. I remember a meme I can’t find right now comparing some beardsoy to Cary Grant. But…
New Rule: Respecting the Sabbath and Resting
I’ve been talking about it for a long time, and I’ve now decided to do it. I’m taking Sundays off. It’s possible I’ll go back on this, as there isn’t…
(New Trump Shooting Article Coming – Obviously, I’m Not Taking This Sunday Off)
Just letting you know – top article today will not be some inane gibberish about beards. I’m writing the Trump thing. Canceled my first ever Sunday rest day activities. Writing…
The Trump Shooting Means He Wins the Election, And It Means America is Going to War for Israel
Author’s Note: Please forget about the beard thing. This is the first official “Sunday Single,” and they will follow in this format of casual but complex for the foreseeable future.…
Donald Trump Shot!
Shooting just happened at The Trump rally pic.twitter.com/Xs1dVL1H3T — Acyn (@Acyn) July 13, 2024 Well. This is a happening. Donald Trump just got shot during a rally. Apparently. The word…
UN: White Population Declining Faster Than Expected, Everyone Must be Replaced with Niggers
The global population reached nearly 8.2 billion by mid-2024 and is expected to grow by another two billion over the next 50-60 years, peaking at around 10.3 billion in the…
Finally: Science Makes Suit That Lets You Drink Your Own Urine
There are two things I’ve dreamed of in this world: a Europe completely populated by Africans, and a machine that lets me drink my own urine. This is a big…
UK Now Considering Common Sense Crossbow Control Laws Because Women Too Fat to Dodge
“We are seized by the seriousness and importance of this.” Security Minister Dan Jarvis tells #R4Today that Home Secretary Yvette Cooper is looking at tighter restrictions on crossbows after three…