San Marino Gets World’s First Ever Faggot Head of State
We’ve been waiting a long time for a head of state who licks assholes and eats semen mixed with poop. That’s called “love.” This is a democracy, and those are…
Science Says 99% of People Breathe Polluted Air
We need to exterminate the population. Maybe we can create some kind of death injection. We could like, tell them there is a virus, then inject them with a death…
Ursula Haverbeck, 93, Sentenced to Jail Again
Pure evil Well, at least she didn’t violate copyright by denying this moronic hoax. She’d have gotten did up for ten years like Mr. Bond instead of just another 12…
Disney Releases “Gayest Kid’s Movie Yet,” Plans to Increase Faggotry
If there’s one thing small children need more of, it’s homosexual propaganda. This is our values in a democracy. Breitbart: Disney has released what has been described as the “gayest…
Ohio: Woke College Must Pay Neo-Nazi Bakery 31 Million Dollars for Defamation
At least Nazi bakers are still winning. The rest of the right-wing is facing loss after loss – but the bakers who really hate black people are holding the line.…
UK: 19-Year-Old Gets 6 Weeks in Jail for Being Mean to Black Footballer On Twitter
One of the biggest threats to the formation of a true utopia is teenagers saying mean things to wealthy professional athletes on the internet. With every one of these teenagers…
UK: Tranny Cyclist Banned from Competing in Women’s Event
This is it – it’s time to sanction the UK. We need to cut them off from the financial system, we need to shut down McDonald’s, we need to start…
Finland: Politician on Trial for Quoting the Bible Gets Acquittal
It’s 2022, and it is still legal to read the Bible in Finland? Shouldn’t we be sanctioning them at least as hard as we are sanctioning the Russians? Breitbart: Finnish…
Biden Introduces Tranny Passports for Flying Trannies
Frankly, if you’re getting a new passport, you should probably just choose the tranny “X,” because it will make you less likely to be abused by the TSA. If some…
UK: Country Applauds “Conservative” MP Who Plans to Cut His Dick Off
Literally couldn’t conserve his dick… Breitbart: Conservative Jamie Wallis has become the first Member of Parliament to come out as transgender in an extraordinary post on social media in…