UK: Poll Shows 70% of Kids Aged 7-12 Terrified of Cow Farts Changing the Weather
Telling kids that everyone is going to die because the weather is changing is very serious abuse. No one has even explained what the threat is. The concept of manmade…
37-Year-Old Country Singer Dies Just Hours After Wedding
At least he died with a manly beard This is very normal. It’s just like the 1990s. Everyone was dropping dead for no reason in the 1990s. Breitbart: Up-and-coming country…
UK: Head of Country’s Main Child Mutilation Organization Quits Abruptly
Think anti-tranny persecution isn’t real? Check this out, bigot. The Guardian: The chief executive of Mermaids, Susie Green, has left the transgender children’s charity after six years in her post,…
University Introduces “Ethics App” for Students and Staff to Snitch on Each Other Anonymously
Clemson Tigers? How about the Clemson Narks? Or Clemson Tattletales? @ClemsonFB @ClemsonUniv @ClemsonTigers What's wrong with these people? ‘Ethics’ app at Clemson allows students to instantaneously report on each other…
30-Year-Old Tech CEO Dies Suddenly in His Sleep
He’s Chinese and into crypto and he took the Pfizer? Jeez. Also, he’s not actually Chinese, he’s probably Thai or something. The Sun: Crypto kingpin Tiantian Kullander has died suddenly…
Portland Sets New Homicide Record in 2022, And the Year Isn’t Even Over
Just as we predicted, America is on the brink of going full Mad Max. Normal people are now living in a constant state of fear for their safety. Oregon Live:…
France: Man Fired for Refusing to Have Fun Wins Lawsuit Against Former Employer
As they say, girls just want to have fun. Men, on the other hand, tend to just want to work and take care of business. It surely makes us wonder…
UK: Local Government Renames Ethnic Minorities to “Global Majority”
This is actually the truth, and calling them “minorities” was offensive to whites, who are global minorities. Breitbart: Local government officials in a London borough will now refer to people…
Moroccans Riot in Belgium and The Netherlands After Morocco Beats Belgium in World Cup
To be fair, all soccer fans riot after they win. The sport is so low energy, they have to riot or it just wouldn’t be any fun. CNN: Belgian police…
The Science is Working on a mRNA Universal Flu Vaccine
They announced in 2020 that in the future, every vaccine is going to be a kind of gene therapy. The Guardian: A universal flu vaccine that protects against all strains…