Ireland: Mutant Leprechaun President Attacks His People for Protesting Invasion
What kind of person thinks it’s a good idea to be ruled by midgets? The problem was: Irish people were always after Higgins’ lucky charms. Arabs don’t give a shit…
Kyle Rittenhouse Loses Bid to Have Civil Suit Thrown Out
He’s gonna win this, but he’s also gonna spend tons of money on lawyers, which is the whole point of the lawsuit to begin with. New York Post: A Wisconsin…
Las Vegas: Non-Fat 43-Year-Old Drops Dead on the Tennis Court
Joe Brandon is telling us the coronavirus is over, but all these sports players keep dying suddenly from the coronavirus. It’s almost like Brandon is working with the Chinese virus…
Satanic Temple to Open Their First Feticide Facility in New Mexico
It’s just a joke religion, guys. They don’t really worship Satan. They just think that Satan is like, Science or whatever. They’re not really doing human sacrifice rituals, guys. Life…
Minnesota: Senate Passes Bill Allowing Abortion Until Birth
We never should have allowed the Swedes in our country. Nah, I’m just joking. They’re normal. But frankly, it is just wild how the Swedes seem to be biologically inclined…
Non-Fat MSNBC Host Gets Heart Problems, Blames Common Cold
Is this a joke? How are these people even real? If I was this bitch, I’d be mad at Pfizer for giving me a debilitating, life-ruining medical condition that will…
Catholic School Suspends Christian Anti-Tranny Student for the Rest of the Year
“There’s always gonna be more to do” These dumb bitches complained to this kid like “omg the trannies are coming for us.” He was like “I’ll save you, damsels!” Now…
UK: Tranny Killer Who Identifies as Baby Gets Pacifiers, Diapers, Baby Food in Prison
Finally, we’re getting some real equity in our prison system. The path to utopia was long and filled with strife, but we’re almost there. We just gotta keep pushing and…
Germany: Former Top “Nazi Hunter” Gets Attacked by Own Party for Talking About Great Replacement
This sucks for this guy, but you know what? This is the world he created. The Nazis weren’t trying to replace the population. They were dealing with the Jew problem.…
Canadian Province Decriminalizes Virtually All Hard Drugs
Hear that sound? That sweet, sharp sound? That’s the train whistle blowing. We’re rolling out of patriarchal white supremacy. Next stop? Utopia. Fox News: One of the largest provinces in…