UK: Widower of BBC Journalist Killed by Vax Joins Group Suing AstraZeneca
Yeah, I mean, at this point, everyone knows this vax kills everyone. It is the most insane thing on earth that people keep pretending it is “safe and effective.” Human…
Woke Tech Bro Assumed to be Stabbed by Black was Apparently Stabbed by Iranian Tech Bro
So he was killed by diversity after all, just not the kind of diversity we all assumed. CNN: San Francisco Police have arrested Nima Momeni in connection to the murder…
South Korea: Government to Start Paying Young Hikikomori to Leave the House and Socialize
We need men to have sex, or we won’t have any more people. The Guardian: South Korea is to offer reclusive youths a monthly living allowance of 650,000 won ($490)…
Kenya: Student Dresses as Woman to Enter Chess Championship, Wins Big, Eventually Gets Caught
He must’ve won because he had more upper-body strength. There’s no other explanation that isn’t sexist. Breitbart: A man pretending to be a devout Muslim woman wearing a full niqab…
UK: Pub Whose Golliwogs Were Confiscated in Police Raid Puts up New Ones
Put the golliwogs back. We want the golliwogs, and you’re not our boss. You’re not God and you’re not our boss. The Guardian: The landlady of a pub whose collection…
Claim: UK Census Allegedly Asked Confusing Questions to Increase Number of Trannies
We need to max out the trannies because this is very profitable. And also very moral. The Telegraph: The census may have overestimated how many transgender people there are in…
Mexico: 27-Year-Old Singer Dies of “Acute Heart Attack”
This is normal. Everyone was always dying all the time before, especially young, healthy people. Shut up. NBC News: The death of Mexican ballad singer Julián Figueroa from a heart…
American Medical Association Finally Gets Its First Ever Faggot President
His first order of business is the tranny stuff, just like you assumed Faggots are really healthy. It’s only reasonable we put them in charge of public health. AP: The…
Germany: Fat Woman Politician Finds Solution to Stabby Diversity – Knife-Free Zones!
If only there were a sign that said you’re not allowed to carry a knife It was so obviously all along – just ban knives! This allows for diversity and…
Whole Foods Shuts Down Biggest Store in San Francisco a Year After Opening It
You can’t have nice things. Because of black people. More specifically, you can’t have nice things because the cops won’t stop black people from committing crimes, because that would be…