Alfred Tennyson Posthumously Declared a Faggot
Is there any worse fate than being publicly declared a faggot hundreds of years after your death? They are just doing this to everyone now. What can we possibly do…
Malaysia: Musicians, Local Businessmen Getting Ready to Sue British Faggot for Ruining Their Festival
Imagine being such a faggot that you can’t live with the idea that people from some country on the other side of the planet might not be as enthusiastic about…
France: Macron Insists He Should be Able to Shut Down the Internet Whenever He Wants to
The internet is basically over. Europe is now claiming all of these new powers, and they’re trying to force them on other countries. They’re talking about VPNs now. How did…
Michigan: University Creates Guide to Trannify Romance Languages
We are going to have to completely create totally new languages in order to save the trannies. Everything about our society is geared towards maxing out trannies. We don’t have…
Japan: Population Drops in All Prefectures for First Time Ever
This was already happening. But let’s be real: the vaccines made it worse. Korea and Japan were both psycho-vaxed out to the max with Western vaccines. Imagine that China refused…
Dr. Mercola and His Employees All Lose Their Bank Accounts at the Same Time
Hmm… A bank is a private company so they can do whatever they want to you. America is a libertarian country, you see. It’s also a communist country. The best…
Woman “Scholar” Celebrates the “Queering” of Animals Through Toxic Pollution
Anne Pollock, head of the department of global health and social medicine at Kings College London This, I think, is my favorite ever news story. The College Fix: The head…
Coming Soon: Philadelphia’s First Fat People Convention
This obese non-binary streetshitter is gonna be the keynote speaker There’s nothing wrong with being a fat, worthless piece of shit. Sure, you’ll die young and in agony after having…
Italy: Giorgia Meloni Says Italy Needs Migrants…
HAHHAHAHAHAHAH. This bitch was elected on claims she was going to stop migrants! She quadrupled them, then started going apeshit about wanting to kill Putin! This is the funniest thing.…
Canada: Former School Principal Kills Himself After Being Accused of Whiteness
This is literally what they want you to do. They are trying to drive us all to suicide. Fox News: A former Canadian principal died by suicide after filing a…