The Science Discovers Racism Causes Type 2 Diabetes in Blacks
I was just sitting around this afternoon, thinking to myself “why are niggers so fat?” I should have guessed – it’s white people’s fault! Who else would make niggers fat,…
New York City: Neo-Nazi Immigrants Protest Government Bringing in More Immigrants
It turns out, the Asians have white privilege. They try to use it against much more vibrant folks, such as blacks, Moslems, and Mexicans. It’s time to really make the…
Canada: Eritrean Cultural Festival Canceled Over Fears It Might Become Too Vibrant
You never thought there could be such a thing as “too much vibrancy,” eh? Well, then – you never met an Eritrean. The Guardian: A weekend of Eritrean cultural festivities…
Red Cross Finally Starts Allowing Faggots to Donate Blood
The first thing I thought when I heard that the Red Cross was going to be accepting homosexualiac blood was: “can I just buy bottle of it to drink before…
Uganda: Evil Men Threaten Human Rights by Getting Paternity Tests for Their Kids
So, they’re framing this as a bad thing? Interesting. BBC: With reports of a sharp increase in the number of men in Uganda seeking paternity tests, fears are growing it…
St. Louis Pays 5 Million Dollars Because Cops Were Mean to Rioters
The thing about black people is that they are special. They are like little toddlers. You hurt their little feelings, and their little hearts just break. The only way to…
19-Year-Old Mormon Suddenly Drops Dead for No Reason
Quite frankly, I don’t think Japan needed any more Mormon missionaries. That said, we do have to ask: why would a 19-year-old boy drop dead for no reason? The only…
California Cracks Down on School District for Telling Parents If Their Kids are Trannies
It’s basically national law at this point that no teacher is allowed to tell the parents that the school has turned their kid into a tranny. It’s pretty extreme. But…
Washington: Museum of Pop Culture Scrubs Rowling’s Name from Harry Potter Exhibit
JK Rowling called me last night and asked if I’d put my name on her next book. I was like “nah, bitch – I don’t need that kind of heat.”…
California: Sikh 7-Eleven Employees Might be Charged With Assault for Beating Black Thief
Punjab-style justice You can’t just stop black people from committing crimes. That is completely illegal in America. New York Post: A suspected shoplifter beaten by two 7-Eleven clerks in a…