A neo-Nazi from Twitter was delighted this week when alabaster skinned Aryan beauty Asia Argento made a surprise visit to his house in order to have sex with him as a reward for defending her Aryan honor on Twitter.

Mike Richards, a 27-year-old gas station attendant and neo-Nazi who lives in a trailer a few miles outside of Ann Arbor, Michigan, had been pouring a lot of energy into Twitter lately in the defense of Aryan women who were raped by Harvey Weinstein.

Richards was drawn into the battle for the honor of Aryan women who were raped by Weinstein when he saw that some people on the internet, particularly those in the far-right, didn’t believe the women’s stories.

“I’ve always been a big respecter of women,” Richards told me, “but when I saw people were defending the Jew Harvey Weinstein, I knew that I had to get more involved in fighting for a future where all women are believed, regardless of what they’re saying.”

“In particular, I wanted to stand up against that misogynist manlet Anglin,” he said, referring to Andrew Anglin, a prominent figure in the far right who refuses to believe aspiring actresses who say they were raped. “I was just looking at the pictures of these women, with their beautiful alabaster skin, and thinking about how short and pathetic he is, how weak he must be to not believe the truth of women, and I just thought, ‘he’s working for the Jews, man.’ So I really started to go hard against him on Twitter, trying to convince as many people as possible that his refusal to believe women shows he’s an incel and Jew agent.”

As Richards thought about Anglin’s refusal to believe the alabaster skinned Aryans, he clinched his fist.

“What Anglin doesn’t understand is that even if Weinstein didn’t force the Aryan girls to do anything, it was still rape because of the power differential between a rich man and a naive middle class girl just trying to make an honest living in Hollywood. These girls had dreams of stardom, in their innocence, and Weinstein the Jew took advantage of them, he exploited their angelic purity and tarnished their pure alabaster skin with his dirty Jewish hands. He stole their innocence away from them. Anglin doesn’t know anything about women, because he is an incel. He doesn’t know anything about true Aryan honor,” he said through intensely clenched teeth.

“He’s short. Did you know he’s short? What does a manlet know about the honor of true Aryans?”, he said, becoming visibly more angry with each word. “He also believes in the Jewish scam of Christianity. What does rabbi Jesus know of Aryan honor?”

As he spoke of Christianity, he nodded towards a painting of the Norse god Odin hanging from the wall.

“As for me, I worship the old gods, the gods of our ancestors, and our ancestors knew the strength of Aryan women. Before Christianity, our women would fight side-by-side with men, on the frontlines of battle, because our Aryan men knew that they were strong. Once the Jewish system of Christianity came in, they began to oppress women in a Jewish way, so women lost their skills on the battlefield,” he said.

As I spoke with Richards, Argento worked diligently in the kitchen, making him eggs.

“He likes them over-easy,” Argento told me. “We’re really getting to know each other, now that I’ve decided to make him my little Aryan warrior.”

She rubbed Richards’ head, messing his hair as his face lit up.

“Come on, babe, I gotta look good for the cameras,” he said, referring to a camera crew that was set up on the home recording footage for a part of a documentary on men who are rewarded with sex for defending the honor of women on the internet.

“You always look good, hon,” Argento shot back, sitting the eggs down in front of him.

One of the eggs was a little bit runny, and he frowned at it slightly, before smiling. As Argento went back into the kitchen, he whispered to me, “I don’t like my eggs runny, but that’s okay. If I tell her I don’t like them runny, that’s third-degree rape. We have to have those laws to protect Aryan women from Jews who groom them. I’ve never heard of any Aryan woman accusing a white man of rape, unless he was an ugly manlet and a beta male cuck, but I wouldn’t ever want to disrespect her like that, by making her think I don’t like her eggs.”

Argento returned from the kitchen, and sat down next to Richards. She began to massage his shoulders and lightly nibble on his earlobe.

I asked her about how she became interested in Richards.

“After my rapist Harvey was sentenced to prison, I was scanning neo-Nazi accounts on Twitter, and I saw Mikey’s handle, NorseWolfOdinson88, and I saw the passion with which he was respecting women and believing in their truth. So I send him a DM, and bought a ticket from Los Angeles to Ann Arbor an hour later. I guess the rest is history,” she said, running her hands through Richards’ hair.

“It’s really that simple,” Richard said, nodding. “These manlet incels don’t understand, because they have low self-esteem because they’re ugly.”

“It isn’t looks that turns a woman on, babe,” Argento injected. “It’s respect. When a woman sees a man respecting her honor, and believing her, no matter what she says, she just gets so hot, and she’ll do anything to get in the bed of the man she sees with the highest levels of respect.”

She kissed him deeply. “Baby, I’m getting so hot right now, thinking of how much you respect me and believe everything I say.”

“We might need a little bit of private time,” Richards said, indicating he wanted to have sex with his Aryan bride in private. “After all, we’ve only done it what, 9 times today, babe?”

“Oh, you! It’s only 7 times! But I think you can make it to nine. Because you’re a very good boy, aren’t you? Yeah, good boy,” she said, squeezing his cheeks.

“We’re trying to get pregnant,” she said. “I want to bear his Aryan stallions, so we can repopulate the white race, just as Hitler would want us to do.”

“I think this is a lesson to everyone in the white nationalist community: respecting women will lead to sex. If you’re not having sex now, and you’re respecting women, then you just need to respect them harder. You need to get out there and really fight for their Aryan honor. I’m living proof that this tried and true technique works,” he said, rubbing the alabaster shoulders of his Aryan princess as he gazed at his painting of Odin.

During his first broadcast since being banned from YouTube, which appeared on Dlive, virulent anti-Semite and Christian gamer Nick Fuentes said Friday night that he “knows the Jew” who got him banned from YouTube, and claimed this Jew is associated with Turning Point USA.

Fuentes was banned from the Google-owned video site for his virulent hate speech, which included both tropes and canards about the Jewish people, as well as a virulent Afro-Latino strand of pure white supremacy.

“I know the name of the Jewish man who was responsible for this,” Fuentes said. “I’ve been told that I can’t say who it is, but I know exactly who’s responsible for this. I know that it’s a person connected with Turning Point USA, who has a big problem with me.”

“I know for a fact that it was driven by pressure from Conservative INC as a result of what we did at the end of 2019 with Groyper Wars, and Turning Point USA, and Charlie Kirk. I know it for a fact,” he informed the audience of nearly 10,000.

Experts believe that his source is correct, as we have seen little or no pressure from Antifa on Nick Fuentes, and Antifa is typically the ones who get people shut down.

“I can buy that it was T’Pusa,” said Andrew Anglin, an expert on people getting banned from the internet. Anglin pronounced the acronym for Turning Point USA (TPUSA) phonetically, calling it “Tuh-Poo-Zuh.”

However, others have claimed that Nick’s claim of Jewish culpability is a canard, a trope and a ruse.

“It is a virulent anti-Semitic canard that Jews get people banned from YouTube,” said Jonathan Greenblatt, leader of the Anti-Defamation League, an Israeli lobbying group.

“Anti-Semites spread the trope of the hook-nosed YouTube flagger, and the image is no different than the image of Jewish child murderers, bankers, landlords and blood-drinkers that we have seen historically in Germany, France, Russia, Britain, Poland, Greece, the Netherlands, Austria, Belgium, Spain, Italy, Bavaria, Bulgaria, the Holy Roman Empire, the Byzantine Empire, the Ottoman Empire, Arabia, Palestine, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Haiti, Guatemala, Ancient Alexandria, Ancient Rome and so many others,” Greenblatt said. “They all tell the same lies: that we drink blood, that we hate Christianity, that we engage in unethical business practices, that we undermine governments and that we get people banned from websites. These are old lies and they are always the same. It is a ruse to cover up their own insecurities.”

When asked what he thought of the banning, Greenblatt praised YouTube, saying, “this is great news, and a big step in the right direction, but YouTube hasn’t gone far enough. There are many more people who must be banned immediately if YouTube wishes to help fight rising hatred. We have seen rising attacks against Jews in New York, and our research shows that YouTube videos and tweets are responsible for this.”

An overweight YouTube Frenchman known as the “Retard Rammer,” who made his name on the internet scene when he became famous for trafficking retarded people for sex, has claimed credit for the ban on YouTube and Twitter, saying, “Nick Fuentes is gone from YouTube. Thanks to all the antifa volunteers who have contributed to our campaign.”

However, other people on the internet noted that the French “Gimp Grinder” would not have the capacity to organize a mass flagging event against a channel as large as Fuentes’ America First, while those resources are something that TPUSA would have. It was noted that the “Mongoloid Mangler” had received $25,000 in cash from Jeffrey Epstein before the latter’s most recent arrest, but researchers believe he spent all of that money on gifts for mentally retarded women.

Internet experts and people from 4chan believe that the “Spaz Smasher” is simply claiming credit for the banning in order to make people think he matters.

However, the “Derp Double-Dipper” has received a negative response to his claims of having had Fuentes banned, with many pointing out the fact that he trafficked a retarded woman for sex and the fact that his current girlfriend is a retard.

In response to these criticisms, the “Idiot Inseminator” laughed and had sex with a mentally retarded person.

Regardless of whoever was responsible for the flagging campaign that resulted in Nick Fuentes getting banned from YouTube, one thing is for certain: YouTube is a private company and they have a right to do whatever they want to anyone, including conspiring to silence people’s speech for political reasons.

Many people believe that more bans will be coming ahead of the election, as the very liberal Silicon Valley tech monopolies will try to change the outcome of the contest through mass censorship. But we have to allow them to do that, because monopolistic companies preventing individuals from freely expressing their opinions as a means to alter the outcome of elections is the foundation of our democracy. America is the greatest country on earth because we allow multinational corporations to operate with impunity, to use government resources and tax incentives to dominate entire sectors of the economy and then use that power to shape the nation in their own image, against the will of the people.

Unlike the “Downy Dicker,” prominent Jewish libertarian Ben Shapiro morally defended Fuentes, as we all should. Because it is mean for YouTube to ban people, and it is mean for tech companies to collude to restrict information in order to change the outcome of national elections.

Nick Fuentes is an absolute disgusting s***show. But if he was banned for his idiotic, garbage viewpoints rather than for violent threats, YouTube shouldn't be deplatforming him.

— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) February 14, 2020

However, in democracy, multinational corporations have a right to be mean to people. They have a right to do anything they want to you, because they’re not the government. The Constitution only prevents the government from taking away your right to free speech. It says nothing about Google, Facebook or Twitter taking away your right to free speech.

In fact, if Google wants to, they can quarter soldiers in your home, because they’re not the government. And the Constitution only says that the government can’t quarter soldiers in your home. It might not be nice for Google to storm into your house and force you at gunpoint to allow members of their private army to sleep in your bed, but that’s their right. Because that’s freedom. It’s what makes us the greatest nation ever before in all of the entire galaxy.

You might not like it, but this is what peak freedom looks like. If we were to change any element of this, we would end up like Venezuela, begging for toilet paper.

On Friday, I attended a meeting of African youths in Uganda at an event organized by Greta Thunberg’s “Fridays for Future” organization. What I found was a group of brave and courageous young Africans who feel, much like Greta feels, that their future has been stolen from them by white people who eat meat and drive cars.

“We ain’t know why the mothafocka be so hot out this bitch, what for we ain’t seen it,” climate activist Ibingu Ujabu told me, wiping sweat from her brow. “But for then we done heard, this skinny little white bitch came up, she tell us that the mothfocka so hot cuz yall white mothafocas be heating this bitch out.”

She stared at me, right in the eyes, with her dark, piercing black eyes. I tried my best to meet her gaze, but I cracked, looking down at my notes and mumbling “well, I’m actually not myself white, I’m Jewish.”

“You a Jew?” Ibingu said, laughing and pointing her finger in my face. “Get this mothafocka here, he a Jew!”

Responding to her shouts, a young black man ran up to me, got in my face and said “lemme see dat dick mothafocka!”

When I protested, the young man pulled out a knife and held it to my throat. I looked over to the security guards at the door of the school the climate meeting was being held in, and they smiled at me. One of them explained “he want see your dick, you show him.”

Shyly, I pulled down my trousers, and exposed myself to the teenagers, who had circled around. They laughed loudly, and slapped one another’s backs. My penis, you see, looks like a vagina, and I do not have testicles. This is a familiar condition for Jews, but it is quite a novelty for Africans, who remain uneducated about Jewish genitals to this day due to global economic inequality, racism and global warming.

“That’s a messed up dick you got there, bitch,” Ibingu said to me. “That dick looks like a pussy, just like they said. I ain’t think you was for real a Jew, but now I seen it, I knows it.”

The crowd began to dissipate, and I stood there with my pants down. Ibingu eventually told me to pull them back up.

“Come on, you Jew mothafocka, I’m gonna let you peep some other bitches who be trying to stop global warming.”

***

Ibingu took me around the conference, where the Africans had established an internet uplink to Greta Thunberg.

Ibingu had spoken directly with Greta earlier in the day, and was very proud of that fact. The uplink was in another room, so I had not witnessed her conversation with Greta.

I asked her about it.

“I told that skinny little bitch she’d best tell them white mothafockas to stop driving them cars, because niggas down here in Uganda is hot as a mothafocka and we ain’t got no money in this piece,” she told me of her conversation with the famous Swedish climate celebrity.

“Is you see that movie Wakanda?” Ibingu asked me, referring to Marvel’s Black Panther film, which many Africans believe was a documentary.

I told her I had.

“Well I tried to get to Wakanda and them niggas done denied me entry,” she said. “But that bitch Gerta done told me that all Africa be like Wakanda if them white mothafockas ain’t heat this bitch out.”

I nodded in agreement. There is a consensus at the UN that the number one thing keeping Africa in poverty is that the continent has become too hot due to white people causing the weather to change.

Ibingu introduced me to her friend, another black teenage female named Sisli Onugu. Of the 75 people gathered at the event, all but the one who pulled a knife on me were female.

Ibingu told me that Sisli had tried to make money, but couldn’t because it was too hot.

“Das rite, mothafocka,” Sisli told me. “I be out there ereyday to get dat money, but yall white faggots made this bitch so hot that a bitch can’t get no money.”

I asked her what line of business she was in.

“Mothafocka what you think this bitch do?” Ibingu said. “She sellin dat ass! Bitch, show this bitch dat ass!”

Sisli then began “twerk” dancing and rubbing her buttocks against my vagina-like penis.

“Slap that ass, mothafocka!” Ibingu yelled at me. “Come on bitch, I gonna has to call dat nigga with da knife again? You slap that ass, you Jew mothafocka!”

Not wanting to have a knife at my throat again, I obliged, and slapped the woman’s buttocks. The entire school yelled and cheered, and several other young women began to do the “twerk” dance. The security guards then turned on some music, and the entire conference was “twerking.”

I sat in the chair with my hands folded across my lap, but could not avoid being the target of the dances.

After several minutes, a woman came out of the room which had the uplink with Greta Thunberg, and she yelled, “you bitches need to quiet your black asses down, we got this skinny white bitch on the line, she tryin to help us niggas cool this mothafocka down, and she ain’t even hear herself speak with you bitches gettin grimy in this mothafocka!”

The room quieted down for a few moments before a large woman went over to the woman who had been yelling and said “bitch, what you said to me? You think you better than me, bitch?”

A fight broke out between the two, and the crowd then moved to cheer the fight, before several other fights broke out between conference attendees.

Ibingu stayed with me, saying “bitches always gonna fight, because it be too hot up in this bitch.”

***

After the brawl ended a couple of hours later, I was able to get several of the girls into a conference room to tell me about how white-induced weather changes have ruined their lives and made them poor.

All of them told similar stories: it was so hot out that they could not pick up men for sex on the street during the daytime.

“If it hot out, a nigga ain’t think he wanna get nasty, that nigga be thinkin he wanna drink water,” a young climate activist named Jubu Huju told me.

All the other girls nodded and said “das rite.”

“It so hot in this muthafocka, a bitch likely to fall down when she tryin to find a nigga wants dat ass,” another said. And all agreed that while soliciting sex on the street, they had experienced such immense temperatures that they had had to go back inside.

I asked the girls if they had ever considered a profession other than prostitution, and they appeared to be confused by the question.

“Mothafock, if you think this bitch gonna work dat field, you botta get smacked cross you Jew beak,” Jubu said.

The other girls again voiced agreement, all saying that they would never work in a field.

I told them that there were other types of jobs in the world, that professional work is not limited exclusively to farming and prostitution. I suggested they could take jobs in a bank, if the Ugandan economy were to pick up due to colder weather. They did not know what a bank is. I tried to explain.

“You mean it be like a store? Because a bitch ain’t get no money in a store,” one of the girls said.

“Yeah a store is for the bitch too old to sell she ass,” another agreed. “Ain’t no money at da store.”

I began trying to explain the concept of loans, and the girls became angry, believing that I was offering them loans. A lack of education has unfortunately resulted in Africans believing that Jews engage in predatory loan practices.

“You Jew mothafocka, you think a bitch be stupid?”

Eventually, I accepted that because it is so hot due to global warming, their brains were incapable of working correctly.

And that is the truth that we all must face: until we are able to lower the temperature in Africa by two degrees, the Africans will not be able to think straight, and this will result in them doing nothing but having sex and producing more Africans.

Scientists agree that all of the problems in Africa are due to white people making it too hot there. But white people have not yet accepted this responsibility.

The primary goal of the Greta Thunberg global warming movement should be to convince white people that it is their fault that Africa is poor, and if they do not do something to make it two degrees colder in Africa, they will soon be overrun by billions of Africans.

The presidential campaign of Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D-HI) came to an abrupt end Wednesday night when she was found dead of a gunshot wound to the head, an apparent suicide.

Gabbard’s body was discovered in the early hours of Thursday morning in her D.C. apartment. Neighbors said that they heard two gunshots in rapid succession, and medical examiners report that she sustained two bullet holes to her head, which the D.C. Police Department called “a classic suicide.”

Congressman Gabbard had recently been involved in a high profile spat with Hillary Clinton, who had accused the late Congresswoman of being a Russian spy. Gabbard had, in turn, accused Clinton of being a “warmonger.”

.@HillaryClinton, your foreign policy was a disaster for our country and the world. It’s time for you to acknowledge the damage you have caused and step down from your throne. https://t.co/2cWI54lf6Y pic.twitter.com/h2fl7ox0Rv

— Tulsi Gabbard (@TulsiGabbard) October 22, 2019

Contacted by the Times on Thursday morning, Clinton began laughing hysterically when asked about Gabbard’s death. She then asked “you’re not suggesting that I had something to do with it, are you? Are the police suggesting that? This is outrageous. A classic conspiracy theory, straight out of Moscow.”

The Times informed Former Secretary Clinton that the death had been ruled a suicide, and that she was not under suspicion. Mrs. Clinton then apologized, and expressed her condolences over the death of Gabbard, but added that it was “a triumph for democracy, and for human rights in the Middle East.”

“As the old saying goes, a nation can suffer its fools, but it’s the Russian agents you have to watch out for,” Clinton added.

Upon news of Gabbard’s death, the Anti-Defamation League released a press statement condemning the late Congresswoman as an enemy of Israel, and a threat to democracy in the Middle East. The statement was later retracted, with a second statement being issued saying that the League was unaware she had died.

Despite the consensus by authorities and the media that the death was a suicide, conspiracies about Rep. Gabbard’s suicide began to run wild on the internet, with Russian bots amplifying the message that the Clintons or Israel could be involved in her demise.

Twitter announced that they would be banning anyone who questioned that the late Congresswoman’s death was anything other than a suicide. The company released a statement saying that the FBI had identified conspiracy theories as a leading cause of domestic terrorism, and that people spreading false rumors about Gabbard’s death could lead to persecution of the Jews.

In 2016, Sultan Muhammed Bin Al-Trump was elected on a Wahabbist platform of bringing jihad to the infidels in the name of Allah Most Merciful. Al-Trump promised that the Shiite rafida would feel the bottom of his shoe, as he unleashed the wrath of Allah’s most dedicated warriors against them in order to ensure that pure Sharia law ruled not only in the Kingdom of Saud, but across the entire planet.

However, despite winning on a hardline Islamic jihadi platform, Al-Trump is seen to have wavered on his core campaign promises to wipe out the infidels, to bring down the Shiite regime in Iran and to build mosques across Europe.

“By Allah and his prophet peace be upon him, Al-Trump shall never fulfill the glorious jihad of Allah most merciful!” exclaimed a June 2017 tweet by Ann Muhammed Jihad Al-Coulter, one of Al-Trump’s most prominent supporters during his campaign for sultan – and one of the first to abandon him when he failed to follow through with a global jihad against the infidels.

Many of Al-Trump’s other supporters were more patient, but as time went on and Iran grew stronger, while ISIS and al-Queda lost territory, others grew impatient as well.

“Sultan Al-Trump was elected on a platform of sending the mujahadeen to fight the infidels, and yet two years after his inauguration, the Iranians continue to break the food embargo on Yemen, bringing food to infidels that Al-Trump promised would starve to death,” Fox News Host Tariq Abu Bin Carlson declared in June.

“Instead of crushing the infidels of Yemen and working to bring down the refida regime in Iran, Al-Trump is talking about fake problems. Let me just tell you something: illegal immigration is not a real problem. This is a hoax, just like the opioid crisis. This is a conspiracy theory used to divide the ummah and empower the infidels.” Bin Carlson then took off his shoe and began banging it on his desk, adding: “The real problem that this country is facing is infidels in Yemen, who have disrespected Allah and his prophet Muhammed, may peace be upon him.”

However, Al-Trump’s announcement on Friday that he will be deploying mujahadeen to Saudi Arabia to fight jihad against the Houthi infidels seems to be a welcome return to his campaign promise of global Wahabbi jihad.

Even Ann Muhammed Jihad Al-Coulter was forced to acknowledge it as a positive sign.

“I’m very glad to see the mujahadeen being sent to fight the shiite dogs,” Al-Coulter said on a Saturday morning radio broadcast. “But this has to be the beginning of a trend. We need to begin bombing Tehran, and Al-Trump needs to fulfill his promise of funding truck attacks in Germany and France.”

Whether a shrewd political move or a genuine act of service to Allah, most merciful and most peaceful, Al-Trump’s decision to deploy mujahadeen to protect the holy city of Mecca and fight a holy jihad against the infidels of Yemen has his base fired up.

Radio host Imam Achmed Al-Jones of Infojihad.com, a Wahabbi jihadist and member of ISIS who has been supportive of Al-Trump while pushing him to go further with his Islamic agenda, seemed crazed on his Friday show after hearing about the mujahadeen headed for Saudi Arabia.

“It’s on now boy! Full jihad!” Al-Jones screamed. “You see, Al-Trump was just waiting for the right minute. He has all of these infidels in his administration, rafidas who don’t believe and know the truth of Allah and his prophet peace be upon him, but now he’s got them right where he wants them, he’s sending in the mujahadeen, he’s bringing down Yemen. And my sources tell me he’s also just ordered a lot, lot of big money to European mosques and that we’re going to be seeing some big truck attacks this fall.”

Al-Jones then read an ad for “Super Jihad Quran Force,” a nutritional supplement he claims increases your ability to kill infidels during jihadi truck attacks. “You pop a couple of these babies before you get behind the wheel of that semi-truck, and those infidel frogs won’t know what hit em. You’re going to have the kind of jihad focus where you’ll be dodging the bullets of the cops, circling back around to run over more infidels with that truck. I mean it is going to be like the prophet Muhammed peace be upon him is riding shotgun in that truck while you’re running down those infidels.”

Analysts predict that if Al-Trump follows this war against Yemen with a bombing campaign against Iran and terrorist attacks in Europe, the Sultan will be nearly certain to secure the 2020 election.

The brutal dictator of Denmark has released a biological virus among the peaceful and vibrant people of Greenland, leading to an intensification of calls for a US military intervention on the world’s largest island.

The Danish Queen, Margrethe II of Denmark, who is known to have killed many journalists and imprisoned and tortured minority groups, has been struggling to maintain order in Greenland after the population began demanding more democracy, because their human rights had been violated.

Pro-democracy protests across the island in recent months have led to a crackdown on dissent, where the population has been repressed as the Queen struggles to maintain her stranglehold. Danish special forces were sent in to attack protesters with gas last week, and on Tuesday, reports claim that the Queen released a “zombie” virus. The virus was released by helicopters flying the Danish flag, eyewitnesses report.

The deadly zombie virus caused the undead to rise up and attack villagers, which led to increasing unrest on the troubled towns of the island’s south coast.

A local shaman, Angaangaq Lyberth, said he was shocked when he looked out of his window and saw the undead rising from their graves and attacking the children of his village.

He described how he cried, watching small babies be ripped apart by the bloodthirsty zombies, and begged the whale spirits to send a message to Donald Trump that the people of Greenland need help.

US President Donald Trump told reporters on Tuesday that he is “monitoring the situation very closely.”

However, for many, this is simply not good enough. Politicians from both sides of the aisle are calling for an immediate US intervention, including strategic airstrikes against Danish military installations on the island.

“The president must act to stop the brutal dictator of Denmark from using chemical weapons against the people of Greenland. This is a gross violation of human rights. It is past time that the president moved to restore democracy in Greenland,” said Congressman Adam Schiff.

Senator Marco Rubio himself traveled to the troubled island to hand out blankets and American flags to those affected by the Danish release of the zombie virus. After leading a rally against Denmark, Rubio spoke to reporters with tears streaming down his face.

“I have never seen a people who crave freedom like these people crave freedom. Freedom oozes from the pores of Greenlanders. The Danish Queen has left them for dead, as they fight off zombies that she released upon them. Mr. President, look at these people,” the Senator said, pointing to a group of small children in colorful native dress.

“The time to act was yesterday,” Rubio said. “Democracy must be restored, and the people of Greenland must have a say in how their country is run.”

Trump has been hesitant to invade countries because of his promises during his campaign that he would not be doing that. However, even many of his own supporters are now calling for a reversal of his non-interventionist policy, having witnessed the carnage that the dictator of Denmark has created in Greenland.

“It looks to me like those little people just want their freedom,” said Mary-Sue Peckerson, an attendee at a recent Trump campaign rally. “The communist mullahs of Denmark probably need to be taught a lesson.”

Denmark is not ruled by communists or mullahs. Peckerson appeared to be confusing the calls to invade Denmark with the calls to invade Venezuela, Iran and China. However, the point remains, given that there is so much global hostility towards democracy in our current geopolitical climate.

Trump is still trying to balance his “America First” policies with calls to bring democracy to all of these different countries. But one thing has been made abundantly clear this week: while debate still rages about America’s role in defending freedom and democracy across the globe, the people of Greenland continue to suffer under the brutal oppression of the Queen of Denmark, and their suffering will continue until America makes a decision to act.

The Neo-Nazi and White Supremacist Troll Army commander Andrew Anglin on Tuesday declared his bid for the Democratic Party nomination for the 2020 presidential election to much fanfare in a speech at his heavily-armed compound in Nigeria.

In the video of the livestreamed event, Anglin declares that if elected president, he will establish a dictatorship, execute all Jews and invade and conquer Mexico.

The transcript from his campaign website reads:

America is controlled by a cabal of scheming Jews, and the time has come to rise up against them.

We are being flooded by hordes of disreputable brown fiends, women are all total whores, most of them are also fat, video games are getting shittier every week and nothing is going to change unless we take decisive and radical action in the very immediate future.

We must act to save America, and we must do it now.

Today I am announcing my campaign for President of the United States.

We are going to make America white again.

On my first day in office, I promise to immediately declare martial law, abolish Congress, the FBI, the CIA, the IRS, the National Institutes of Health and pretty much every other government organization, and have all of the people who work at the organizations put in prison. I will replace all government offices with people from the internet, who will be elected via polls on my website, The Daily Stormer.

I will immediately make it punishable by death to be Jewish and all Jews will be required by mandate to report to a federal kill center, where they will be steamed to death, masturbated to death, have their heads bashed in with pedal-powered skull-crushing machines, be forced into cages with bears and eagles, or forced to climb stairs carrying boulders until all of their bones break.

I will immediately declare war on Mexico, with all able-bodied men between the ages of 12 and 47 being forced to take part in the brutal invasion, which will be a complete bloodbath. The Geneva Conventions are off the table, kids. Mexicans will be pushed across the Panama Canal and the Mexican territory will be claimed as a new US territory, which will be renamed “Westworld” – not after the shitty HBO series, but after the Yul Brynner movie. Soldiers will all be required to wear GoPros so that their campaigns of murder and rape can be streamed on Twitch. Fans will be able to vote on their favorite soldiers’ streams, and popular soldier-streamers will receive medals and cash prizes. The soldier-streamer who gets the most subs will be promoted to CEO of Netflix.

Death to democracy!

Death to the Jews!

Death to Mexico!

Long live the internet!

Love live Freedom!

Long live the White Race!

Hail Victory!

Anglin’s website also lists a plethora of other policy proposals, which are not elaborated on, and instead given a numbered list. Under the heading of “The Anglin Plan: 25 Points +2” he lists “27 other acts I will rapidly perform as President of the United States”:

1. Ban women from the internet
2. Arrest and execute all journalists
3. Legalize the lynching of nasty niggers (and the well-groomed ones as well, LOL) if they are suspected of having done something disreputable or disrespectful
4. Disprove the existence of black holes
5. Nationalize Google, Twitter, Facebook and Amazon and put them under the management of Ethan Ralph (all company profits will go to my ambitious projects)
6. Mandate government-funded subtitles for all anime within a week of the initial Japanese release
7. Send Seal Team Six to liberate Brenton Tarrant from his prison in New Zealand and appoint him as head of ICE
8. Release Dylann Roof from prison and appoint him Secretary of HUD
9. Legalize domestic violence (against women only)
10. Grant visas to hundreds of thousands of fresh slant-eyed hookers from Southeast Asia (visas will be immediately canceled when they turn 22, LOL) to be placed in government-sponsored brothels where incels and other white men of good character can use their services free of charge
11. Insert electric shock devices into the brains of black people
12. Order all scenes of Stranger Things to be reedited to remove race-mixing
13. Tear down the statue of Martin Luther King Jr. in Washington, D.C. and replace it with a statue of Adolf Hitler, and rename every Martin Luther King Blvd in America “Adolf Hitler Blvd”
14. Outlaw fat people from buying food
15. Turn over control of Area 51 and everything in it to internet kooks
16. Raise the value of bitcoin to one million dollars
17. Build real life Gundams to protect earth against a potential alien invasion
18. Bring back prayer in schools
19. Ship 1,000 fully-charged and state-of-the-art nuclear warheads with accompanying ICBMs to Iran
20. Order cellphone companies to send people text messages reminding them to go to the gym
21. Institute forced child marriage
22. Declare Canada annexed
23. Reopen the Charles Manson case and clear his name
24. Euthanize childless women over the age of 25
25. Outlaw wolves and other forest creatures from harboring Jews or providing food to escaped Jews
26. Give free guns to school children
27. Order a full investigation into the moon landing and the shape of the earth

Anglin refused an interview with the Times due to this writer’s religion (I am Jewish), and replied by email that I should “contact me when you’re a pile of smoldering ashes, and maybe I’ll spit on you.”

Anglin’s official campaign slogan is “Make America White Again.” Anglin recently told Russia Today that he thinks the slogan is “possibly too derivative,” but that it was picked by his campaign manager Paul Manafort, who he trusts.

“It will also be easy for people to edit their hats,” he said, without elaborating on what it means to edit a hat.

Anglin added that he and Manafort agreed strongly on the choice of Kim Wilde’s “Kids in America” as the campaign’s theme song.

Manafort, 70, is currently serving a 70 month prison sentence in the Metropolitan Correctional Center of New York, having been convicted of accepting bribes from Russia and using them to buy an ostrich coat. He told the Times over the prison phone that he does not agree with Anglin’s radical views, but agreed to serve as his campaign chief because he promised to pardon him when elected.

Manafort described difficulties in managing the campaign from prison, saying that his duties mostly involve talking to Anglin on the prison phone. He said that these conversations are often difficult, as Anglin is regularly distracted, often spending their conversational time bragging about his sexual conquests or ranting about other unrelated subjects. He took a call from Anglin last weekend, wherein he said Anglin spoke for two hours about Stranger Things 3.

“It was an especially difficult conversation, because we don’t have Netflix in here,” Manafort said. “I didn’t even know who these characters he was talking about were.”

“He was really shook-up by a colored boy dating a red-headed girl, I can tell you that much,” Manafort added.

Asked why he thinks Anglin is not taking their conversations more seriously, Manafort said that he thinks Anglin is so certain that he’s going to win by a landslide that he isn’t really worried about the details.

“And he’s probably right,” he added ominously.

Donald Trump was apparently very disturbed by Anglin’s announcement, and took to Twitter to stress what a threat Anglin poses to Jews and Israel, particularly Anglin’s stated plan to deliver nuclear weapons to Iran.

Anglin met the threshold of donations to enter the debates in a record 15 minutes after the stream of his announcement speech cut out.

However, it is unclear how Anglin can appear in the debates, given that he does not live in America, and has said that he will not return until he is president because if he does, he claims, he will be “assassinated by the kikes.”

Anglin has stated that he can livestream into the events, with his face projected on “a gigantic high-definition screen behind the asshole brigade.”

“If the DNC doesn’t let me in through a livestream, I’ll sue them for $14 million in psychological damages,” Anglin recently claimed on his website.

The Times spoke with Johnathan Greenblatt, the Jewish leader of the Anti-Defamation League, who stated that Anglin has a real shot at beating Trump in 2020 with the coalition he’s attempting to form.

“White Americans crave racial hatred, and so far, Anglin has been demonstrating more of it than Donald Trump.” Greenblatt said. “[Anglin] is bringing together a dangerous coalition of racists, anti-Semites, self-hating Jews who are too cowardly to kill themselves, incels, gymcels, Christians, fat people haters, homophobes, gamers, organic farmers, anti-abortion activists, nutrition specialists, Asian fetishists, UFO conspiracy theorists, weebs, gun fanatics, 1980s nostalgia enthusiasts, AIDS denialists, IT professionals, flat-earthers, Bitcoiners, disillusioned Netflix subscribers and anti-pit bull activists.”

“This may be the most serious coalition a presidential candidate has ever assembled, given that the people who feel strongly about any of these topics won’t care about the rest of the platform. He’s grabbing all of the single issue voters in a grand swoop of hate.”

Greenblatt said he is relatively certain Anglin will grab the Democratic nomination with ease.

“Biden is on a rampage to stop busing and reimplement segregation and Beto is bragging about how his ancestors owned slaves, but neither of them can hold a candle to Anglin’s level of pure and unadulterated hatred. This makes him a shoe-in, because of the debased psychology of the goyim.”

He is less certain that he can beat Trump, however.

“Trump is already upping his hate game, as you can see with his recent statements about how all nonwhites should leave the country. If he can meet Anglin’s level of hate, he may be able to squeak out a victory in 2020,” Greenblatt concluded dismally.

Joe Biden has told his heavily aged supporters that he’s going to cure cancer if elected in 2020.

“I’ve worked so hard in my career, that I promise you, if I’m elected president you’re gonna see the single most important thing that changes America, we’re gonna cure cancer,” Biden told his audience in Ottumwa, Iowa this week.

“Take my hand, we’ll be able to fly. Don’t fear the reaper,” he added.

Speaking about President Donald Trump, and comparing his presidency to that of Barack Obama, the former vice-president said: “Tell me now, is he good to you? Does he do to you the things that I do? Oh, no.”

He painted a dire picture of the state of Trump’s America, saying he looks around and sees “people shuffling their feet, people sleeping in their shoes. But there’s a warning sign on the road ahead. There’s a lot of people saying we’d be better off dead.”

He also condemned Trump’s trade wars with China and his threats against Mexico, pressing the importance of American exports. “We’ve got to move these refrigerators, we’ve got to move these color TVs.”

Reaching out directly to former Trump voters, Biden said: “Ain’t it hard when you discover that he really wasn’t where it’s at, after he took from you everything he could steal? How does it feel?”

He closed by urging Iowans not to miss the primaries.

“Get your motor running, head out on the highway,” he told the enthusiastic listeners.

They appeared dazzled by his words. He’s a man of the people, saying keep hope alive.

And his support base, made up almost entirely of pensioners, believes in magic.

One pensioner at the event, Judith Blatzman, a 72-year-old woman in a walker, said that she believed Joe Biden has the power to cure cancer, and that if he were elected, she would never die. She added that Joe Biden struck her as a “magic man,” saying that while he was speaking, “he seemed like he knew me, he looked right through me.”

Another attendee, Herman Johnson, an 81-year-old former Fuller Brush salesman, said that he had voted for Donald Trump in 2016 because he believed he would start a war with Iran that would cause the rapture and allow him to be sucked up into the sky to live forever. Johnson said he was disappointed in the outcome, and that he’ll be happy to see Biden elected and completely transform America to create a world without disease or death.

“I’ll tip my hat to the new constitution, take a bow for the new revolution, smile and grin at the change all around,” Johnson said. “We don’t get fooled again,” he added.

Another pensioner at the event, Gerald Cunnings, a 71-year-old retired insurance salesman, talked about how things in his town have gone sour in the last few years, and he doesn’t think immigrants or the Jews are to blame. However, he is worried about his pension.

Describing the events in his small town in Iowa, he said: “They burned down the gambling house. It died with an awful sound. Funky Claude was running in and out, pulling kids out the ground. When it all was over, we had to find another place. But Swiss time was running out. It seemed that we would lose the race.”

Cunnings said that Biden could get him back in the race with his plan to protect pensions and allow him to live forever through new technologies.

From the vibe of this event, it is clear that the exodus is here and the happy ones are near.

As Biden was leaving, a man in a wheelchair with an oxygen tank rolled up to him and wanted to shake his hand, but he couldn’t lift his arm up off his lap. Joe Biden instead rubbed his inner-thigh and groin area, and the man smiled brightly, saying, “I’ve been first and last, look at how the time goes past. But I’m all alone at last, rolling home to you.”

That is quite an endorsement.

It’s unclear how Joe Biden would cure cancer if he is elected president. Based on his statements, he may have already found the cure, and is simply waiting to get elected to release it to doctors and scientists.

One thing is for sure, however: baby boomers are finding their stairway to heaven in Joe Biden.

Homosexual conservative Paul Joseph Watson interviews transgender conservative Blaire White. White left the Democrat Party due to rampant transphobia. 

The Democrats have a deranged obsession with promoting the false idea that conservative Republicans are transphobic, when in fact the precise opposite is true. The actual history of the Democrat Party shows that they have always been involved in transphobia, while the GOP has been on the frontlines of fighting for trans rights, trans acceptance, hormone replacement therapy and gender confirmation surgery.

Furthermore, these transphobic Democrats have blamed conservatives for the high suicide rate of transgender folks. In fact, Democrats are also responsible for this, due to their reliance on big government interference in the transgender medical industry.

The lie that the Republican Party is the party of the transphobe is a grand lie, designed to stigmatize and demonize conservatives and their values and principles.

The history of homosexual prejudice in the Democrat Party is long and strong. During the 2008 presidential election, bigoted homophobes Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton both were virulently opposed to homosexual marriage.

The Democrat Party has a long history of sidelining and oppressing queer folk.

Conservatives argued that who a person decides to marry is none of the government’s business. The conservative position has always been that government should stay out of people’s sex lives and let the market decide whether or not gay marriage is an economically sound policy.

Eventually, after decades of cruel oppression, the homophobic Democrat Party had to capitulate to the conservative push to get government out of the marriage industry, and to allow homosexuals to express their love with whomever they want.

Finally, the trans community began demanding their rights, and the Democrats once again stood in the way of their personal individual choices.

While the left loves to claim that the racist and transphobic Alt-Right movement is a part of the Republican Party, it has been proven that these racists are actually all Democrats. The Democrat left also harbors the radical Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist (TERF) movement, which denies that trans women are actually women. Meghan Murphy, a leader of this bigoted group, was banned from Twitter because her hatred was too much even for the radical leftist transphobes that control the site.

This type of anti-trans bigotry is rampant in the Democrat Party.

Murphy is simply the latest in a long line of transphobic liberal Democrats.

The beginnings of Democrat transphobia go all the way back to the beginning of the trans movement, with liberal Democrat Janice Raymond’s book The Transsexual Empire: The Making of a She-Male having been released in 1979 to the applause of the Democrats. Having already invented slavery and the patriarchy, Democrats were excited to have a new group to oppress with big government policies. Raymond wrote: “All transsexuals rape women’s bodies by reducing the real female form to an artifact, appropriating this body for themselves… Transsexuals merely cut off the most obvious means of invading women, so that they seem non-invasive.”

After the book’s publishing, the Democrats, through the government-funded National Center for Health Care Technology (NCHCT), asked Raymond to write a paper on transgender health. She produced “Technology on the Social and Ethical Aspects of Transsexual Surgery,” which ultimately led to the trans community being denied healthcare by the government.

More recently, Jesse Singal, a liberal Democrat writer for New York Magazine, published a 10,000-word defense of a clinic designed to “convert” trans kids back into cisgender “normal” kids.

This attitude of hatred by the liberal left is devastating to trans women and trans men alike, and has no doubt contributed to their high suicide rate.

But the key cause of transgender misfortune is what you might have guessed: socialism.

The socialist left has convinced trans children that it is good for them to get free hormone replacement therapy and gender confirmation surgery from the government. It is no wonder that so many children receive their estrogen injections and surgeries to remove their penises for free, and then feel empty afterwards.

How can anyone ever truly appreciate something that they didn’t work for?

They can’t.

Socialism always leads to feelings of emptiness.

If the government wasn’t meddling in the transgender medical industry, the prices would be lower, and transgender children could easily pay for their own hormone injections and surgical penis removal by working in Amazon fulfillment centers part time after school. However, the “tax and spend” liberal left insists on outlawing child labor, meddling in the free market and driving up costs while driving down wages.

If a seven-year-old boy realizes that he is trans and needs hormone injections and penis removal surgery, he will get greater fulfillment from his treatments by getting a job scanning barcodes at a fulfillment center and paying for it himself. The trans suicide rates would plummet, and social acceptance of trans folk would increase overnight.

Trans kids could also get jobs dancing at gay nightclubs if it were not for liberal Democrat socialist child labor laws.

Our trans kids have a right to work for their HRT.

In recent times, brilliant intellectuals like Dinesh D’Souza and Candace Owens have exposed the fact that Democrats are the real racists. But it is time to accept the historical fact that Democrats are also the real transphobes. They project their bigotry onto conservatives, even while there is no evidence that the conservative movement has ever done a single thing to try and hinder the liberation of trans folk.

In response to Steve King’s virulent racial hatred, which involved false claims that “Western civilization” is not an offensive term which oppresses already victimized people of color, Congressional Republican leaders have announced that they will be putting on a live show featuring their wives having sex with black men.

Billed as “Abraham Lincoln’s Mandingo Extravaganza to Stop White People,” Kevin McCarthy, Mitch McConnell and Mitt Romney will all offer up their wives to to black men, while they sit on the couch, watching and masturbating. The show will air live on C-SPAN.

Kevin McCarthy told the Times that he “searched far and wide to find the biggest black buck in America” to “give his wife what she deserves, in the name of Abraham Lincoln.”

Mitch McConnell also stressed that he worked hard to find an extremely large African American man to “destroy” what he referred to as “my wife’s tight little oriental pussy.”

“I can’t wait to see that big black dick split her in half,” McConnell added, smiling widely.

When McConnell was informed by the Times that the word “oriental” is an offensive slur, he began crying.

The night’s final event will be Mitt Romney’s wife doing a 30-man “ghetto gangbang,” which will end with all thirty African American men ejaculating in her mouth.

After the upcoming Extravaganza was announced, Romney told CNN’s Don Lemon that the gangbang will be “really rough” and would involve “humiliating BDSM.”

“Let me tell you Don, the deepthroat is going to be brutal. And when I say brutal, I mean ‘brutal’ with a capital ‘b.'”

“Yeah, I know what you mean,” Lemon replied. “Like all Americans, I can’t wait to watch it.

I’m getting hot just thinking about it,” Romney told Lemon. He then gestured that he wanted to masturbate on air, saying “Don, you mind?”

Lemon responded that he was fine with Romney masturbating, but suggested that he also “give me your other hand.”

“It’s my duty to the spirit of Abraham Lincoln to give you whatever you want, my honored and oppressed true American hero,” Romney replied as he began unfastening Don Lemon’s belt.

“Well in that case, go ahead and suck it,” Lemon said.

CNN skipped the commercial breaks to air the 25 minute sex scene between the two. They later announced that they will be releasing the interview and homosexual sex scene as an educational device entitled “Suck It for Lincoln” for pre-school teachers to show to 5-year-olds to teach them why racism is bad.

Tim Scott, the only black Republican, said that he is happy about the upcoming Mandingo Extravaganza, but fears that white men will watch the live stream and not masturbate, which he claims would “defeat the entire purpose.”

“I can already see them white boys watching this live and not even jerking it, no matter how good a brother be working that pussy,” Scott told the Times.

Since Scott initially voiced his fears, a federal judge in American Samoa has issued a decree ordering that all white men in America must watch the Extravaganza and must masturbate while watching it.

The event is set to air on Friday night on C-SPAN. It is also expected that all major networks will be picking it up, as it is evident that it would be racist not to.