WOWZA! Amazon Releases Neato Secret Decoder Rings That Spy on Your Every Move!
Roy Batty Daily Stormer September 28, 2019 Amazon has come out with another neato gizmo for the tech-savvy masses to splurge on! The Verge: Amazon took a whole damn Echo…
Epstein’s Butler Claims Steve Bannon was a Special Guest at Penthouse!
Roy Batty Daily Stormer September 28, 2019 Hopefully, this marks the end of Steve Bannon’s career and the last that we hear from him. Talk about making a deal with…
German Citizens May Face 3-Year Prison Sentence for Insulting EU Flag!
Roy Batty Daily Stormer September 28, 2019 As bad as the right-wing is with its optics problem, our enemies have an even worse optics problem. Straight-up imprisoning people for symbolic…
Joker Update: Theaters Banning Clown Masks to Prevent I.N.C.E.L. Infiltration!
Roy Batty Daily Stormer September 28, 2019 The hype surrounding this movie is something else. Someone is going to propose TSA style grope-and-go checkpoints at all movie theaters for the…
Russian Military Making Sci-Fi Real While US Busy Promoting POCs, Wahminz
Roy Batty Daily Stormer September 27, 2019 The other day, I was reading about this crazy journalist who snuck into some abandoned Soviet-era hangar bay to snap pics of old…
The Alt-Right Firmly Supports Greta Thunberg
Roy Batty Daily Stormer September 26, 2019 There has been an outpouring of support and sympathy for Greta Thunberg following her speech at the UN and all of her other…
Ivanka Appears with Nipples Protruding Before the UN, Very Very Disrespectful
Roy Batty Daily Stormer September 26, 2019 The one redeeming feature of Ivanka Trump is that she is making a farce out of everything. Nothing that she has touched or participated…
Bowl Cut Admitted Into Official ADL Hate Symbol Database!!
Roy Batty Daily Stormer September 26, 2019 Since whatever the Anti-Defamation League says becomes de facto law in the US, we can say that the bowl cut is now illegal…
Modern-Day Patroclus Slain in Boxing Ring by Albanian
Roy Batty Daily Stormer September 25, 2019 History repeats itself. There is an undeniable element of Greek tragedy in this story. RT: Bulgarian boxer Boris Stanchov has died while competing…
US Army Warns G.I. Joe About I.N.C.E.L. Terror Plot at Joker Screenings
Roy Batty Daily Stormer September 25, 2019 Everyone is freaking out about this new Joker film. Especially the US Army, which is unequipped physically, but also emotionally, to deal with…