Trained Dogs Will Sniff Your Armpits to Check for Coronavirus
Picture of a Covid sniffing dog, by the National Veterinary School of Alfort. Just be grateful that they’re going to be sniffing your armpits and not your crotch — for…
Meat Cooked in Plastic is Better for Health Than Traditionally Cooked Meat, Malicious Scientists Say
Vegans are known to boil their fake meats in plastic bags. “Dimension Vegana” is one of the biggest Spanish-language vegan YouTube channels, and they promote boiling food wrapped in plastic…
US Sanctions Chinese Company Over Internet Censorship
The U.S. is sanctioning PRC tech firm CEIEC for enabling the Maduro regime’s efforts to undermine democracy in Venezuela. Their support to restrict internet service and conduct digital surveillance against…
Jewish Woman Orders Goyim to “Pull On Those Big-Boy Pants” and Get Gene-Altering Coronavirus Vaccine
Alexandra Shulman, former Editor-in-Chief of Vogue, is taking the role of your new mommy. She is a brutal mommy that wants you to be penetrated by a needle and filled…
Coronavirus Mind-Controls People and Urges Them to Socialize to Increase Spread, Researchers Say
Coronavirus is now brainwashing people into wanting to have face-to-face conversations with loved ones, in order to increase its spreading chances. This comes after it destroyed our economies and forced…
UK: Boris Johnson Says Tougher Lockdowns are Coming Until Gene-Altering Vaccine is Ready
Boris Johnson is determined to ruin everyone’s Christmas in the name of keeping people safe from a flu, in a blatant attempt at making people see the upcoming coronavirus vaccine…
Japan Enslaves Cockroaches Using Technology, Turns Them Into House Servants
Japan has figured out a way to turn cockroaches into useful house servants. Researchers from the University of Tsukuba envision a future where an army of tiny cockroaches inhabit people’s…
Peru: Women Pull Down Their Panties in Public as a Form of Protest Against Justice
Not everything women do is sexual. If a girl walks into your room wearing red lingerie, strips off her clothes, puts your hands on her hair and starts to suck…
Woman Pays Doctors to Reconstruct Her Hymen So She Can Auction Off Her Fake Virginity
Ana Otani, 26 Thanks to the wonders of modern science, women can now regain their innocence and lose their virginity as many times as they want by traveling back in…
Black “Diversity Champion” is Sacked for Posting “AUSCHWITZ Gas Chamber Music LMAO” on Twitter
Smash or pass? Stephanie Yeboah is black, female, and obese. According to the current standards of oppression, she should be allowed to make jokes about Jews in the same way…