Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren has announced her intentions to run for president in 2020 challenging Donald “Literally Hitler” Trump on New Year’s Eve. In a video, that at the time of writing can not be found on Warrens official Youtube channel, she is said to have been making the public announcement.

Honestly, it is impressive that Warren even has a YouTube channel. I thought her tribe was communicating mostly via smoke signals.

A Fox News reporter asked Trump: “She says she’s in the fight all the way Mr. President, do you, do you really think she believes she can win?”

To which Trump replied: “Well that I don’t know, you’d have to ask her psychiatrist.”

Since Trump seems not particularly worried about Warren’s challenge, she has stepped up her efforts on social media in a totally not scripted attempt to appeal to the American public, by awkwardly drinking a beer while in her kitchen and getting slapped on her ass by her husband.

Warren copied this idea from revolutionary Latina Democrat Alexandria and another female Democrat who live streamed from her kitchen before the midterm elections, Beto O’Rourke.

Mark Dice looks like he has a skin condition.

This is one of the problems with being white.

I hope he’s okay.

Shockingly and as a surprise to everyone (seriously I’m surprised), the mainstream Jewish press is starting to ask questions why everyone hates their indoctrination and reeducation through universally loved movies and TV entertainment.

Daily Express:

Doctor Who 11 ends tonight with New Year special Resolution on BBC1, but is fan frustration exactly the same as the Star Wars Last Jedi backlash? What went wrong?

They are two of the most iconic franchises in modern popular culture. In 2018 both Star Wars and Doctor Who encountered major fan backlashes. Jodi Whitacker’s ground-breaking first season as the Gallifrey globe and universe-trotter wraps up this evening on BBC 1 in a series that has seen falling viewer numbers and rumblings of discontent.

Ground-breakingly bad, apparently.

Star Wars Episode 8 also faced a major backlash on social media and threats of a franchise-wide boycott. Extremists with racist and misogynistic views have been grouped with the frustrated majority who feel the latest incarnations of their beloved franchises have lost sight of their core. Documentary maker Marc John is currently making Episode Backlash, a film about the Star Wars situation with contributions from fans, and now he is asking the same questions of Doctor Who fans.

I wonder who they are talking about. This article, being released only two days after the Daily Stormer reported on precisely this topic is absolutely coincidental, let me assure you.

Marc told Express Online: “Some Whovians have already been critical of showrunner Chris Chibnall’s storytelling choices, calling out a perceived obsession with political correctness.

For those of you who are not gay and don’t know what a “Whovian” is, it’s basically a normalfag (mostly British) who loves watching Doctor Who, while Paki subhumans groom and gang rape their daughters.

Political correctness is being perceived as a problem, by normal people? But that is also what the “extremists with racist and misogynistic views” have been saying. So what is it going to be? Are normal people becoming more racist and misogynistic or are the evil extremists making normal people more misogynistic? What’s going on here, Mr. Jew?

Do tell.

“Are there any ‘Whovians’ who feel that a similarly perceived political hijacking has occurred within their own beloved sci-fi mythology too? It’s open knowledge that the ratings for Doctor Who dropped dramatically over the course of Series 11, from around 10million viewers at the start of the series to a little over 6million at its close a few weeks ago.

“The gulf of opinion on Rotten Tomatoes between mainstream critics (94%) and ordinary fans (26%) is staggering. Doctor Who returns on New Year’s Day for a special episode titled Resolution. The fan reaction to it will be interesting.”

…

“More worryingly, have we started to see a shift in the cultural landscape where some quarters are seeking to stamp out diversity of thought and freedom of expression altogether? Episode Backlash is not a film about Doctor Who. But to add perspective from neutral sources, Whovians will also be asked what they think about the Star Wars fan backlash and how it resembles their own experience.

“It looks increasingly to me that the Star Wars fan revolt is not just about honouring the mythology, protecting our right to free speech is also at stake.”

At first glance, it almost looks like this guy is onto something here. What does he mean exactly, though? What ‘shift in the cultural landscape’ is he referring to? The shift toward more niggers and women in movies and TV shows? Or the backlash, the shift that aims to attack the female Doctor Who and the diversity disaster that is Star Wars?

Is the latter phenomenon actually a shift, or did the fans stay in the same place while the Jewish entertainment machine shifted right on past them?

“Unfortunately, we continue to see mainstream news articles bashing fans for expressing valid criticism.

“The latest hostile news piece comes from the American fashion magazine, Esquire, in an article which failed to make any distinction whatsoever between a radical minority of Star Wars fans and the good-natured rebel majority at large. It makes me wonder what the fan bases associated with other sci-fi franchises think about this extraordinary stand-off between negative news reports and Star Wars fans.

“Looking in on the Star Wars fan backlash from the outside, for example, what do Doctor Who fans think about the rebels? Are there any Doctor Who fans who sympathise with the uprising? Or do ‘Whovians’, as they’re known, think that the Star Wars fan uprising is unjustly critical of Johnson and Lucasfilm generally?”

The mainstream media acknowledging that the mainstream media is unjustly attacking fans for their criticism at the same time pointing out the rift between how critics and the audience rate shows? Things are dawning on them.

When you go from this:

To this:

And then start calling people racist and misogynistic and bigoted for not liking it, well, you are probably overestimating the level of cultural marxism your society is actually on.

This is good, hopefully they keep making more diverse, more womyn lead, more anti-White movies. Let them destroy every cultural sanctuary white people have until even the very last realizes that he is in a war with Jews and their goal is the eradication of their race and history.

Here is a Bonus Quote from the above mentioned fan-bashing Esquire article.

Star Wars, and a loud section of Star Wars fans, have tragically become synonymous with hate, bigotry, and pervasive assholeness in 2018. From various sinister online campaigns, to racist and misogynistic attacks on actors, to bafflingly stupid takes and interpretations of the film, The Last Jedi inspired the worst impulses of a far-right movement that’s taking hold of the internet and extending its influence into the real world.

Another extraordinary Jew passed away in an unfortunate case of old age. Not soon enough. And he leaves us with his smug face and a tale for the annals of the new religion called Holocaustianity.

Shameless as ever, Jews are using his death to once again promote the infinite suffering their devil-worshipping race never even experienced.

The Guardian:

Georges Loinger used all his skill and cunning – and a large dash of chutzpah – to rescue Jewish children from deportation and near certain death during the second world war.

The French Resistance hero – who has died at the age of 108 – would set up ball games for children along the Swiss border in France. Having trained them to run like the wind, he would throw the ball over the border, telling them to chase after it – and then run for their lives.

In an interview published this year, Loinger said he had used the lightly-guarded border as a life-saving escape route during the earlier part of the war.

“I threw the ball 100 metres towards the Swiss border and told the children to run and get the ball. They ran after the ball and this is how they crossed,” he told Tablet magazine. “After that, the Italians left France and the German came in. It became too dangerous to play ball with the children like this. With the Germans we didn’t play these games.”

This faggot is so endemic of Jewish lies and exaggeration. If you google “farthest football throw” you are given an exceptional result of 79 yards, and this Jew right here is claiming he threw a ball 109 yards.

More important is the claim that those poor yid scoundrels were facing “near certain death” when even Jewdipedia tells you that 75% of French Jews totally survived WW2 and the evil German occupation. A more realistic number is over 90%, however.

Using this method, and a variety of other ruses, Loinger personally saved at least 350 children, for which he was awarded the Resistance Medal, the Military Cross and the Legion of Honour.

Honouring his life, chief executive of the Holocaust Educational Trust Karen Pollock said on Sunday that he was an “amazing” man. “Georges Loinger was a French Jewish resistance fighter who saved hundreds of Jewish children during WWII. He passed away yesterday at the age of 108. Hero. May his memory be a blessing,” she wrote on Twitter.

France’s Holocaust Memorial Foundation said Loinger died on Friday. It described him as an “exceptional man” and said his efforts would live on in their memories.

Born in Strasbourg to a Jewish family in 1910, Loingner was a talented athlete and cousin of the famous mime artist and fellow Resistance member Marcel Marceau. While serving with the French army, he was taken prisoner by German forces in 1940 and sent to a prisoner of war camp in Germany. But as a result of his blond hair and blue eyes his captors did not realise he was Jewish, and he managed to escape, return to France and join the Oeuvre de Secours aux Enfants, (OSE) a Jewish children’s aid society founded in St Petersburg in 1912.

Those damned Jewish aid societies. They are everywhere at all times subverting and scheming away. But one has to wonder, though, if the Nazis were really that determined in finding and killing Jews, why they didn’t bother checking enemy combatants more thoroughly?

Ah, nevermind, “only” 75% of French Jews survived the Second World War, the Germans were just too stupid to find them.

Also, lol at another prison break escape miracle story from a Jew.

When I initially read the title and the first few paragraphs of the story, I was thinking about how this “French man” helped turn his country into the Jewish occupied open air nigger and moslem run rape cage it is today.

I was going to show you how Paris looked during the German occupation.

Even throw in some colored pictures.

And then I was going to contrast them with contemporary visual recordings of Paris.

And then I was going to be like: “If you love being French and if you are proud of French culture, maybe you shouldn’t have saved these Jews.”

Him being Jewish, however, who can be surprised about it at this point?

Fortunately, the French people seem to have had enough of this shit and it appears as if they have correctly identified the one pulling the strings behind the curtain.

Bonne chance mes frères français!

Aryan Übermensch PewDiePie, famously known for his outrageous anti-semitism, racism, sexism, homo-, trans- and various other phobias, has started a new offensive against the Google censorship machine.

He’s the Kjellberg which will sink Google’s Titanic flagship Youtube.

In an effort to boycott Pewds and other not 100% kosher content creators, YouTube started demonetizing YouTubers in 2017, taking a toll on creating dank OC.

Trying to no platform YouTube’s biggest channel has not been going so well. They didn’t include PewDiePie in the 2017 YouTube Rewind which resulted in a moderate 2:1 like/dislike ratio.

This year, when Pewds was again discluded, people weren’t having it.

Since we last reported, YouTube Rewind 2018 has indeed become more hated than child pornography. People were actively un-disliking the previously most-disliked video on YouTube – Justin Bieber’s “Baby” – to make it happen.

And it did happen.

Felix “Yamamoto sama” Kjellberg, grand admiral of the Internet Neon-Nazi armada, sensed the opportunity to issue a fatal blow to the JewSS YouTube by making an actually good version of YouTube Rewind 2018, wherein he whitewashes Will Smith as himself.

Within hours of the release, Pewd’s video gathered more than 2M likes and only 10,000 dislikes.

Well, that certainly says a lot more about my YouTube 2018 experience than the original, wherein I did not recognize anyone.

Ugandan Knuckles, that little hapa girl talking shit, (actual footage of) Fortnite, Thanos, Jake Paul, the race war with T-Series, womp womp, Ben Shapiro, PewDiePie and many others of my favorite other otherwise remembered memes of the year were present.

Your move, Silicon Valley kikes.

Two weeks ago, Commie Princess Alexandria claimed to be of Jewish ancestry followed by a barrage of criticism from Jews.

Turns out, there’s a good statistical chance that’s actually true, as Latin America is crawling with partial kikes.

This is why you don’t invite Jews to your sex tourism hubs, Spain.

smdh.

Breaking Israel News:

A recently published study surveyed the DNA of Latin Americans and revealed that despite immigration restrictions, many more bnei anousim (Jews forcibly converted during the Inquisitions of Spain and Portugal at the end of the 15th Century) arrived in the New World than previously thought. The results indicate that there may currently be over 150 million Latinos with Jewish ancestry.

The study, published in Nature last Wednesday, was one of the most comprehensive genetic surveys of Latin Americans ever. Their Jewish ancestry is more pronounced than in people in Spain and Portugal today, indicating that a significant segment of the immigrants that settled the New World were of Jewish descent.

“We were very surprised to find it was the case,” says Juan-Camilo Chacón-Duque, a geneticist at the Natural History Museum in London, who co-authored the paper.

Chacón-Duque and his colleagues sampled DNA from 6,500 people across Brazil, Chile, Colombia, Mexico, and Peru, which they compared to that of 2,300 people all over the world. Nearly a quarter of the Latin Americans shared five percent or more of their ancestry with people living in North Africa and the eastern Mediterranean, including self-identified Sephardic Jews.

Jews like to claim that they are an ethnic group with distinct genetic features when it suits them, for example when it comes to justifying the existence of Israel. They say this is the ancient homeland of the Jewish people. If there is no Jewish people, then there is no legitimate claim to the land.

The rest of the time they do the “fellow white people” shtick and push their agenda, guilt tripping white people.

And the classic:

“There are also a significant number of people in Spain, Portugal, and Italy who have a very high percentage of Sephardic Jewish ancestry,” Perry said. “I used to think there were 100 million people in the world that had Jewish roots but it now seems the number is closer to 200 million.”

The absolute nightmare. We are going to need bigger ovens. Much bigger ovens.

The researchers were surprised to find that the Jewish population succeeded in moving to the New World. During the Inquisition, Jews were prohibited from immigrating to the New World. This remained true until Felipe III’s Royal Pardon of 1601, and Pope Clement VIII’s Papal Pardon three years later, both obtained through massive bribes. Jews began to immigrate despite the official ban and the Inquisition continuing in South America most notably in Mexico.

Jews were living in Spain and Portugal in medieval times subverting away, sacrificing Christian children, drinking their blood, getting rich off of the goyim with their usury stuff. Basically, just doing their Jew thing.

Then Christians had about enough of that. (You’ll notice a pattern here with Jews in history.)

Naive and nice as they were, they gave those Jews the choice to convert or leave. Jews love their subverting so they pretended to convert but kept practicing Judaism in secret dark rooms.

Eventually, the Spaniards found out about it and the Inquisitions began, trying to find out who isn’t really a Christian, while pretending to be.

Not surprising at all, Jews bribed their way out of Europe.

“There is a plethora of historical evidence to show that many of the people immigrating to the New World had Jewish ancestry,” Perry said. “Priests were writing back to the Church in Spain and Portugal complaining that the Jews outnumbered the Christians. They managed to forge documents or bribe their way.”

It’s amazing what these Jews admit if they think nobody is listening.

Just by what they themselves admitted to be doing back then, it seems absolutely reasonable to expel them.

But hey, my fellow white people, those stereotypes you propagate about us nice Jews, they are not true! You are just an evil anti-Semite and hate us for no reason at all!

What does this study say about the nature of the beaner? Maybe this is an even better reason for the wall.

I can see the headlines already:

“Let those poor Jews in!”

“We cannot have the wall!”

“They are literally Inquisition survivors!”

Well, I’ve found another example of why women should not be allowed on the internet. Or even taught how to read and write, for that matter.

Wandering the tubes, I saw this clickbait headline without seeing the name of the publication or the author’s byline:

The thumbnail was a picture of Tyrion [SPOILER: he is the most popular character, duh]. Just to make sure it’s actually him I clicked the article to have a look.

Indulging in a little clickbait never hurt anyone eh? As long as you’re not addicted, there’s no harm in it, eh?

Despite the fact that it is produced by Jews, there are a lot of cool things about Game of Thrones, although there is a lot of degeneracy and feminism in there, and the plot has certainly devolved since the series passed the the point that the books had plotted out. The acting is generally well done, the character development is extremely good and enjoyable and the sets, costumes and cinematography are fantastic.

Furthermore – and this is probably the first time I’ve ever said this – the CGI is totally watchable.

But I did not expect to read about any of that, I was just interested in the results and maybe the metrics of the poll.

It turns out that this was Irish feminist clickbait, placed strategically beside normal clickbait.

For what was about to happen to my precious eyes, I could not have been prepared.

Her:

Is anyone else totally obsessed with Game of Thrones? Welcome to our club,

Anyway, if you’re a fan, you probably also have a favourite character.

So you establish that the person is a GoT geek. Good. Why the “if you’re a fan” in the next sentence? The article is aiming at fans and you just established you are talking to a fan with your first sentence.

Of course everyone who watches a series has a favorite character, what a dumb thing to say.

And no, we’re not talking about the person you FANCY most (Jon Snow, heya), we’re talking about your all round fave person from the show.

Who is “we”?

We personally adore Brienne of Tarth, because she is a hardcore feminist QUEEN.

We?

One may use “we” as author like that when one aims to include the reader. The way it is used here is like reading the works of a schizophrenic psychopath. And Brienne is not a QUEEN. She doesn’t even want to be a lady. I thought you cared about this show?

Reality and facts are not your strong suit. Apparently it’s more about a manufactured reality instead.

However, the most popular character from game of Thrones has just been revealed…

*Drumroll please*

Tyrion Lannister took the top spot as the most loved character in the show, and we are HERE FOR IT!

In second place was Jon Snow, which he deserves for his magnificent hair alone.

And in third place was Ayra Starlk, the small but mighty warrior of the North.

What is your designation again?

Editor. Aha. Well, beauty editor.

However, we’re wondering how our opinions will change after the final season.

The next season of Game of Thrones will be the last one,  and we’re not emotionally ready.

You just referred to the final season, the sentence before. Who are you talking to? Literally retarded people that do not know that final = the last one? Scratch that – this website is named “Her” so yes, she is talking to actual retarded people.

Technically, they aren’t even people (nb4 yes I mean women aren’t people, not the Irish).

This whole “women spaces” and “feminism” thing has to be stopped.

If I wasn’t a hardened anti-ZOG warrior, scarred by enduring decades of POZ, I might have gouged my eyes out reading this pile of garbage.

Any half decent boy can write more captivating stories at age 7.

The internet should be a place for men and teenage lads. Not babbling women. And if we’re going to allow women to be on the internet, they need to be isolated from the male population that so that no man risks clicking on something like this when they are innocently succumbing to entertainment media clickbait.

Because it may be a while before this issue is cleared up, I am officially starting a “Victims of Female-Written Clickbait” support group to help other men deal with these types of experiences and the personal anguish that can last for years after having been exposed to such material.

Andrew Anglin contributed to this article.

All roads lead to Auschwitz. All of them, no exception, believe me. I know everything about roads. I am the best when it comes to roads. You can ask anyone.

On Wednesday, Democrats were celebrating, because I—I mean, president Trump agreed to the spending bill without the payment for the wall. Little did they know.

They were happy, very happy. They were so happy, they were even singing and dancing, I mean, look at Nancy Pelosi, singing and dancing.

But then on Thursday, I changed my mind, just like that, lol. Eh… I mean President Trump changed his mind. He also just ordered the troops to be withdrawn from Syria, just like that. The elites in DC went totally nuts. They never saw it coming. No, they didn’t. Fools. Truly a Ship of Fools.

If everyone thinks you are literally a madman, imagine the things you can do. Just like that. This is also something that happened in history, I should know, I know all about history, believe me.

There is a small, rootless, internationalist group of people trying to stop president Trump. They don’t want him to Make America Great Again. They feel at home everywhere and they are the only ones that truly do. They do their business everywhere and when the people they have stolen from get upset, they just leave. They are internationalists. The people, We The People, we can’t follow them. We are bound to this soil, America.

The Democrats are internationalists. They don’t want borders: “No borders, no wall, no USA at all” is what they chant.

These Democrats, they are the enemy. They are the enemy of the American people, like the media, the Fake News media. They were happy about the spending bill. Without the funding, of course, until they weren’t.

They were singing and dancing and laughing. They are not laughing now.

“And I do NOT believe that those enemies, who were laughing back then, ARE STILL LAUGHING NOW.”

A Chinese challenger has appeared on the free-to-play battle royale vidya scene.

Tencent’s Ring of Elysium was recently released in early access on Steam and I have tested the game extensively.

Early indicators are that RoE could end up being the best offering of the genre. I am quite certain that Epic and PUBG’s CEOs are already ringing up Justin Trudeau and demanding he kidnap Tencent’s CEO immediately.

Before I get to my own superior tactics guide, let’s check out the review at IGN.

IGN:

Now that battle royale games have become legion, the new arms race is to find clever ways for a new game to set itself apart from the Fortnites and PUBGs of the world. In Tencent’s winter-themed Ring of Elysium, which recently launched as a surprisingly polished early access game with cosmetic-only microtransactions, there’s more than a little inspiration taken from those two behemoths, but its wintery theme, clever new ideas around movement, and exciting final moments make it feel distinct.

It most definitely has a very distinct feeling to it. The entire in-game atmosphere is much more inviting than PUBG’s. Although movement may feel somewhat clunky at first, it is much better than PUBG was when it entered Early Access. You can vault already, imagine that!

Here, a smaller-than-average group of 60 players (either alone, in pairs, or in groups of up to four) battle it out to escape a deadly blizzard that ravages remote mountain towns. But unlike the usual trudging around on foot or the occasional vehicle, Ring mixes up the way you get from point A to point B with a map that features not only ski lifts, but also gives you access to snowboards, hang gliders, and mountain-climbing gear. That change injects exciting creativity into the genre without going into off-the-wall fantasy.

You may say it is not very realistic to pull a glider out of your a**, however, it is not reaching levels of “LOL lemme just wall myself in kek” of Fortnite.

Choose between the glider pack, snowboard or climbing equipment

The weapon handling is fairly similar to what PUBG has to offer and weapon types are almost the same. A major improvement, however, is that while looting attachments, those will automatically be equipped to your weapon. If you drop a weapon, attachments will be placed into your inventory if you have enough room.

Weapons can fit two sight attachments, making it easy to switch between a red-dot and a four-times scope on your favorite AR via hotkey. Bind “Toggle fire mode” and with just pressing two buttons you can transform your rifle from close quarter combat to mid range fighting.

Outside of that, the biggest change that Ring of Elysium introduces is that there is not just one single winner at the end of a match. Instead, as the storm closes in and wreaks havoc on your surroundings, a helicopter flies in to rescue survivors – but it’s only got four seats. So regardless of whether you play as a four-person squad or not, only four people can leave the match alive, and that gives the last moments a fresh and completely exhilarating change of pace. The evacuation zone is clearly marked for everyone so it results in a mad dash as each person scrambles for the chopper and shoots down others trying to climb the ladder. This can create utter chaos and sheds a bright light on what makes Ring of Elysium feel so new.

The cosmetic-only micro-transactions include cool anime-style skins, and clothing for your custom avatar

The zone mechanic is much better and provides more diverse and surprising development during a match. While you are still able to predict where hostile players may be moving into the zone, it is much harder for high-end gamers to predict and minimize ambushes.

Especially exciting is the final zone with the helicopter arriving and almost always fierce fighting ensuing.

Outside the action, Ring of Elysium also takes inspiration from another source for how it asks you for money. There’s a robust “Adventure Pass” that works just like Fortnite’s Battle Pass, in which you unlock tiers of rewards that include new skins and XP boosts, many of which can only be accessed if you pay for the season’s pass. I don’t usually pay for optional cosmetics in games, but I ended up dropping $10 for this season’s content and look forward to unlocking all of the skins. Other than that, Ring of Elysium is entirely free to play if cosmetics don’t matter to you at all.

This must be especially interesting to all 9-year-old players, who do not get sufficient allowance – you do not need to steal your mother’s credit card to play this game!

With Q (default setting) you can mark positions for your friends

Gone are the times of intense screaming over the microphone, hastily looking for degrees and subsequent deaths of teammates. No more “HE IS RIGHT THERE” “AT TWO-SIXTY-FIVE” “NORTH EAST NEAR THE SHACK!!!”

Instead just a very calm: “Marked.”

Some people have been complaining about less randomness due to the lack of an airspawn.

One major break with battle royale tradition that I feel eliminates an exciting element of randomness and strategy is that Ring of Elysium ditches the air drop concept and simply lets you pick where you want to spawn on the map.

The spawn location of the other players is visible, which means you can get into very early fighting, if that is how you like to play. You also start with a weapon and even if you do not find a gun immediately, you are still better off than in PUBG. Anyone who has searched three houses without finding a gun and ended up getting snacked by a shotgun knows what kind of frustration I am talking about.

The kind of frustration where things break around you and neighbors start bumping the wall.

The author’s favorite skin: Hikage Pale Raven

As a new early access game, Ring of Elysium is already more polished and feature-rich than many of the other battle royale games out there. By injecting a fresh take on movement with creative solutions like snowboards and streamlined loot management, in addition to an escape chopper that creates a last-second rush to be one of four survivors, Tencent has introduced a surprisingly inventive version of what’s become gaming’s hottest and most crowded new genre. It’s still got a few kinks to work out, but in its current state it already offers a fantastic experience that’s completely free of charge for anything but cosmetics.

We agree with the judgment wholeheartedly. Unless Tencent does a royal Oopsie and goes full on greedy Jew, little stands in the way of Ring of Elysium superseding Fortnite and Playerunknown’s Battlegrounds.

Superior Tactics Guide

Ok, people, let’s get to what you came here for.

Package selection and location choices:

Glider. All the way. Always pick the glider. While you are able to carry a lot more choosing the climbing pack and your mobility uphill is slightly better, your overall mapcontrol with the glider is immensely overpowered, if done correctly.

Being able to specifically select engagements and ambush enemies mostly without them even realizing cannot be outdone.

Choose one of those starting locations

Depending on whether you prefer intense early fights or to mind your own business, make your pick in one of those locations. The Western part of the map has greater elevation giving you the air superiority you need.

Ideally, you are done looting after the initial three minute timer.

Midgame positioning and strategy:

Since it is very obvious how to play if you do not want to take engagements (just don’t engage) we will focus on how to play if you want to f*** your enemies up!

If the next safe zones are on your side of the map, you can either relocate to positions with higher elevation in your areas or start hunting for others within proximity.

You may also evaluate possible entry points of enemies who are currently outside the safe zone and set up an ambush.

Otherwise you start moving to positions with higher elevation, secure and hold them until the time of the zone is about to run out.

Best positions to start from

Depending on where the zones are exactly, how much resistance you encounter during your travel, and your overall situation, you must decide when to do the jump and start gliding into or toward the zone.

Usually, it is a good idea to time it in a way that you enter the safe zone with maximum altitude and minimum time on the clock. This means that within a few seconds of you entering the safe zone, the new safe zone will be revealed.

You can now either choose to locate to the most elevated position in the last safe zone, being the first to reach it (most of the time) giving you a significant advantage toward the enemy players still alive.

Or you can locate enemies (usually around the edges of the safe zones) and get involved. It has proven to be tricky business. While it is easy to locate enemies visually or through gun fire, others can do the same.

And while you may get the drop on one or two players, a third one may have just been observing the situation and end you.

Gliding to safety, the map enables the use of the glider until the very end, most of the time

Endgame and escape:

Following this superior tactics guide you should be able to make it to the endgame very consistently, while also having a lot of fun annoying the living hell out of the others. Top ten ratings well above 60% and win ratings well above 20-30% are something even an average player can achieve this way.

How to position yourself depends highly on the location of the last circle, the previous circles and your choice of positioning before the revelation of the final circle.

As a general rule of thumb you can never go wrong with high ground.

How to escape and what to do in which situation has (mostly) little to do with the choice of the package in the beginning. It is also easily the most exciting and thrilling part of the game and we hope this guide will help you bring a lot of joy to your heart and a lot of pain to your enemy’s.

Do not forget what happened to Toruk Makto

Our girl has been bringing Despair into the hearts of mother niggers.

She made a new friend, too.

NBC News:

Marburg virus, a deadly cousin of Ebola virus, has been found for the first time in bats in west Africa, U.S. researchers said Thursday.

Christmas season has brought us a new powerful ally determined to assist Ebola-Chan in her nigger-exterminating mission.

CDC:

Marburg hemorrhagic fever (Marburg HF) is a rare but severe hemorrhagic fever which affects both humans and non-human primates. Marburg HF is caused by Marburg virus, a genetically unique zoonotic (or, animal-borne) RNA virus of the filovirus family. The five species of Ebola virus are the only other known members of the filovirus family.

Exterminating niggers is Ebola-Chan’s family business now.

…and business is good.

AP:

The second-deadliest Ebola outbreak in history is “certainly” expected to continue for another three or four months, Congo’s health minister said Thursday.

These niggers are certainly optimistic about their chances. They’re definitely counting on The Gibs to provide.

But Ebola-Chan got their upcoming elections in her payroll. She’s going full bio-mafia on these apes.

ABC News:

What’s an election campaign without shaking hands with potential voters? Congolese candidates in the thick of an Ebola outbreak, now the second deadliest in history, are finding out in uncomfortable ways.

Jaribu Muliwavyo seeks another term as provincial deputy in North Kivu, the restless center of the outbreak. He’s sad when he arrives in communities and isn’t permitted to greet traditional chiefs properly, with a warm clasp of hands.

“They take that as an insult,” Muliwavyo told The Associated Press. This election, he mused, is “a real puzzle.”

Congolese officials have openly worried about the risks of holding an election in a densely populated, highly mobile border area where health officials are fighting to bring Ebola under control amid rebel attacks. Nearly 550 cases of the virus have been reported so far.

“Imagine … voters are in line and terrorists come with guns and shoot everybody. It’s a concern,” the president of Congo’s election commission, Corneille Nangaa, told reporters earlier this month.

In addition, some election workers might hesitate to show up, Nangaa said. “There are so many risks.”

So many risks… for niggers.

As usual, veterinarians are already freaking out about their black-goo-creatures zoo dying out and calling for The Gibs to be honored.

Reuters:

Doubts are growing about whether the world’s emergency stockpile of 300,000 Ebola vaccine doses is enough to control future epidemics as the deadly disease moves out of rural forest areas and into urban mega-cities.

I wouldn’t call anything in Africa “urban mega-city” but whatever. You know what this means. They expect white people to step up and pour money into vaccine gibs for Africa.

How many critters are already living off of us? Jews, niggers, beaners… these parasites are everywhere. Do you see any parasitic life forms feeding on the Chinese, Japanese, or Koreans?

Why are we keeping all these destructive dead-end lifeforms alive?

Outbreak response experts at the World Health Organization (WHO) and at the vaccines alliance GAVI are already talking to the leading Ebola vaccine manufacturer, Merck, to reassess just how much larger global stocks need to be.

Translation: “how much more money needs to be taken from white people and given to Africans so they don’t all die of Ebola?”

“We’re actively engaged with the World Health Organization and with groups like GAVI, the U.S. government and others to try to understand what will be an appropriate sized stockpile in the future,” Merck’s head of vaccines clinical research, Beth-Ann Coller, said in a telephone interview.

…

“What I’m concerned about is the medium- to long-term stockpile. The figure of 300,000 was very much based on previous Ebola outbreaks where you never really had huge numbers of cases because they were in isolated, rural, populations. But now, we increasingly see Ebola in mega-cities and towns.”

“We need to view it now as an urban disease as well as a rural one – and therefore one requiring a different order of magnitude of preparations, including vaccines,” he said.

Imagine how quick all of these niggers would die if we’d just stop protecting them from Ebola-Chan.

Just let them die.

The year will definitely end on a high note.

Wired:

The DRC’s Ebola Outbreak Is an End-of-Year Nightmare

As of December 20, more than 512 cases have been confirmed and 288 people have succumbed to the deadly virus, making it the second-largest outbreak in history. Twenty percent of new cases have been reported in the last month alone. Now an upcoming election and holiday travel are mobilizing the population, making a tough situation even harder to control.

Yes. Their nigger elections are sure to up the kill count.

Everything is converging to cleanse Africa. Our allies are fighting for us and victory is very close.

We just have to let them do their thing.

Thank you, Ebola-Chan.

Actually, it’s a double Oopsie, someone is most likely going to get fired over this outrageous, insensitive and very problematic outburst on twitter.

RT:

A chubby sea otter doesn’t need much help reaching iconic meme status, but Monterey Bay Aquarium tried to help one of its charges along by adding some sassy phrases to a tweet featuring the animal.

“Chubby?” Are you saying, being a girl with a little more is not perfectly healthy and acceptable? What are you, some kind of fat-shaming bigot? It’s 2019, for God’s sake!

To celebrate Abby, a rather substantial sea otter, the aqarium tried to emulate an innocent fat cat meme – but doomed itself by including a few slang words typically used to appreciably describe large black women.

Oh no, you didn’t. You better not dindu dat. Dat shit is rayciss man.

I am seriously triggered by the facts I am made aware of right now. I am literally shaking and feel very unsafe to say the least. Better call my doctor.

Okay, I just took a break from writing and called my therapist, Dr. Goldberg, to help me calm down, so I can actually take a look at this macro-aggression on twitter and finish reporting on it.

Let’s see, here it is.

Abby is a thicc girl
What an absolute unit
She c h o n k
Look at the size of this lady
OH LAWD SHE COMIN
Another Internetism ! pic.twitter.com/s5fav2gu09

— Monterey Bay Aquarium (@MontereyAq) December 18, 2018

Yes, that’s definitely racist. And fatist. When this goes to court, prosecution is most likely going to make a case that this is even a rare case of animalism.

Racism and fatism are class B felonies and fatism is a class D felony in California. So the tweetster is looking at 55 years to life.

Should have thought twice before he (must be a he and white) committed slavery all over again.

There's a reason we tell non-AA folks to avoid using AAVE: Our language, humor, and cultural references are borne from some of humanity's worst atrocities. If you haven't endured that pain, you can't know where the faultlines in our expression are. Please do better next time.

— Post-Surgical Agitator ☭🌹 (@thespinsterymc) December 19, 2018

The Aquarium apologized, saying in a tweet:

Hey everyone. It has come to our attention that some of the references in this tweet are problematic and insensitive. We’re posting here in the thread so that people who have engaged with this tweet will join us in our learning moment.

An apology is not going to cut it. We want names and addresses and we want them now. I believe 6 months mandatory sensitivity training is in order for the Monterey Bay Aquarium staff and this twitter account must be handed over to a “well nurtured” female of color, to make certain it never happens again.