Zodiac Killer Identified, Case Breakers Group Claim
Finally. I’ve been wondering about this. New York Post: A cold-case task force claims it has identified the notorious Zodiac Killer, who terrorized Northern California in the late 1960s and…
Government Orders Google to Hand Over Data of People Who Searched Certain Keywords
Oh, jeez. Here we go…! I think we all know what kinds of words the government is interested in. But I’m sure everyone reading this followed my privacy advice over…
Yellen Defends Biden, Says IRS Must Be Aware of Every Transaction Over $600
We have to know where that money is going. This is of course completely unrelated to the vaccine passport, which is 100% about health and saving 80 year olds from…
Google Maps Now Shows Most Fuel Efficient Route Besides Fastest, to Fight Climate Change
Leftism isn’t a religion, but we do recommend that you drive a different route that is going to take longer so that you can help to change the weather. From…
Taiwan’s Defense Minister Says China Could Invade by 2025, Implies Death of American Supremacy
Meanwhile in America… This guy seems optimistic. The Guardian: China will be capable of mounting a full scale invasion of Taiwan by 2025, the island’s defence minister Chiu Kuo-cheng has said, describing…
Toon Tuesday: Crazy Larry’s Manic Memes Wholesale Clearance!
We literally have so many memes, I don’t even know what to do with them. Did you guys have local furniture or stereo salesman who called themselves something like “Crazy…
Pfizer Coronavirus Vaccine Useless After 7 Months, Latest Science Reveals
Six months is a pretty awesome run, really. Like, if you managed to do a dead hang for six months, you would beat the world record by a lot. We…
Mysterious Rise In Heart Attacks! No Relation Whatsoever to Deadly Coronavirus Vaccine!
If you think this isn’t just a big and completely random and unimportant coincidence, we regret to inform you that private companies have reached the consensus conclusion that you…
Experts Say Flu and Coronavirus Vaccines Can Be Taken Together, But How Do You Know Which One Works?
Now you can get injected with TWO mystery liquids at the same time! Basically, the appropriate way to take vaccines is similar to the way a drug fiend chooses how…
Jeff Bezos’ Blue Origin Is Too White and Too Male, Female Employees Complain
If there’s one thing I know about women, it’s that they’re really good at space travel. The only reason a space travel company would not have a majority of female…