Russia Bank Chief Says Definitely No Recession in 2024
I had some jokes about a female bank chief, such as: “I’d like to hike her interest rates.” I won’t be making those jokes, however. Here’s an interesting little factoid:…
Jill Biden wishes you all a Merry Niggerfaggot Winter Holidays!
A bit of magic, wonder, and joy brought to you by the talented tappers of Dorrance Dance, performing their playful interpretation of The Nutcracker Suite. Enjoy! 💕 pic.twitter.com/qXtCm4t37o — Jill…
Faggots Say Only 1 Billion Dollars Left for Ukraine Queers
Oh, damn, boy. No money? RT: Washington is about to run out of funds allocated for Ukraine and will need to begin reducing military aid to Kiev, the Pentagon told…
Jews Create Massive “Child Graveyard” and Fatmericans Continue to Eat
I look at these Americans, plopping around like literal Dungeons & Dragons slimes, and think. I think a lot of things. How do they remain unconscious of the fact that…
Sleazy Shitbag Elon Musk Falsely Claims Journalists Have Freedom on Twitter
If you’re a journalist who wants more freedom to write and a higher income, then publish directly on this platform! — Elon Musk (@elonmusk) August 21, 2023 The sleazy shitbag…
Spain: Olive Oil Will Soon be a Gourmet Product
Medieval peasants could afford olive oil. RT: Spanish authorities are sounding the alarm over olive oil prices, which continue to rise and may eventually turn this Mediterranean staple into a “gourmet…
Republicans Can’t Stop Crack-Smoking Gang-Member Tim Scott
Republican presidential candidates have started to notice that drill rapper Tim Scott’s violent style is resonating — and they’re zeroing in on him to be setup by the police like…
Biden Agrees with Putin: No NATO for the Ukraine
It’s not really clear how anyone was talking about the Ukraine joining NATO while they are in the middle of a war, as that would effectively mean that NATO was…
Soap Company Demands More Fat, Ugly and Crippled Women in Video Games
Actually, a game where annoying women in wheelchairs fight a dragon sounds fun, assuming you’re playing the dragon This is the single most moral soap company I’ve ever seen in…
Proud Boys Leaders All Sentenced for January 6 “Seditious Conspiracy”
There is no evidence for this theory, by the way. The idea the Proud Boys were planning to overthrow the government is totally retarded and everyone knows it. However, in…