It was an Ex-Firefighter Who Bugs Bunny’d the Cop with a Fire Extinguisher
“I know how to extinguish fires – and I know how to extinguish traitor pigs too!” NBC News: A Pennsylvania man accused of hurling a fire extinguisher at a group…
Norway: 13 Dead from Coronavirus Vaccine, Government Says They Don’t Care
No one thinks that the virus is more dangerous than the vaccine. It’s just that if you die from the virus, it’s really important, and if you die from the…
QAnon Shaman Says Trump Should Pardon Capitol Stormers
He’s obviously correct here. The Hill: A man who donned fur, horns and red, white and blue face paint while storming the Capitol last week is now requesting a pardon from President…
UK Government Attacks Brown People for Refusing Vaccine, Says They’re Too Stupid to Read the News Correctly
A white woman pictured trying to explain to a Moslem why he needs to take this vaccine. Because of genetics and culture, non-whites are more likely to be skeptical of…
New York: Bus Drives Straight Off the Side of a Bridge
FDNY units are on scene of a motor vehicle accident at University Ave and the Cross Bronx Expressway in the Bronx where a tandem bus has crashed through the barriers…
Trump is Just Being a Bitch, Trying to Stay Out of Prison – Please Just Ignore the Gay Speeches
President Trump gave another stupid, gay statement on Wednesday, a week after the Capitol Storm. He denounced his own supporters, saying that no one who is on his team would…
BASED Female Woman Says She’ll Impeach Biden on DAY ONE
I actually do think it is retarded to have women in the Republican Party. It’s worse than having black people, obviously. Some of the black people are actually okay, but…
Russia Comments on Trump’s Twitter Ban, Israel Calls for Investigation of Gab
“We believe everyone has a right to speak, and free speech is enshrined in our legal system, but we will silence political leaders because we’ve determined they gave a speech…
China Cites George Floyd in Response to Claims of Islamic Abuses
China’s first foray into trolling. Mixed reviews. RT: Beijing has cited the death of American black man George Floyd as evidence of Washington’s hypocrisy after it imposed a ban on…
Former Michigan Governor Charged in Racist Conspiracy to Poison BLACK People’s Water
No, this isn’t a gag. I saw this story, and immediately ctrl+f’d “racism.” Sure enough, prosecutors are claiming that the governor of Michigan was involved in a racist conspiracy to…