It is January 21, 2021, And There is Only Thing Any of Us Can Do
None of us freaked out and did the yellow jacket girl scream when the senile usurper Joe Biden was inaugurated as 46th President of the United States on Wednesday. However,…
Ultimate Decider Anthony Fauci Announces That US Will Remain in WHO, Distribute Vaccine Across the Planet
The Biden Administration’s no-nonsense, common sense approach proved effective on day one: Anthony Fauci reviewed predictive models created by science regarding the spread of the deadly coronavirus and the most…
Federal Prosecutors are Attempting to Build a Massive Sedition Case Against All of MAGA
You remember Joe Biggs. He used to work for Infowars. He’s some manner of military veteran. I don’t remember which branch. He’s a good ol’ boy type. He left Infowars…
Booming India: World’s Largest Vaccine Factory Explodes
India, folks – it’s the wave of the future. They might shit in the streets and kidnap toddlers and torture them to death in satanic rituals to fix the money…
Cool Cat: On Day One Biden Signs Executive Orders to Change the Weather
I felt a chill go down my spine looking at this photo. It must be because the most popular man who ever lived in history is signing a declaration to…
Cocaine Bananas Arrive in Grocery Stores in Canada
Del Monte stock briefly shot up 400% after baby boomers with stock trading apps misread the headlines on Facebook and thought “cocaine bananas” were a new product being offered by…
Moronic National Guardsmen Crash Helicopter in a Field, Three Dead
Word is that as the helicopter went into a tailspin, they were all thanking each other for their service – knowing that it would be the last thank you any…
Boris Johnson Refuses to Back Biden’s Claim China is Committing a “Genocide”
Shocking to see Boris Johnson bucking his new boss on day one. The Independent: Boris Johnson has refused to describe the treatment of China’s Muslim Uighur minority as “genocide”, despite…
Joe Biden Sworn in as President
Welp. CBS News: Joseph R. Biden, Jr., has been sworn in as the 46th president of the United States, taking the reins of power at a perilous time in American…
Ivanka Trump Wishes Hopefully for Joe Biden
pic.twitter.com/uzRRxEDWA1 — Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) January 19, 2021 What even is this? If Joe Biden stole the election from Donald Trump, how can his daughter wish the man well? Did…