Marjorie Taylor Greene Stripped of All Assignments
I have personally sworn allegiance to Marjorie Taylor Greene, the single most important politician. However, her ride is truly rocky. CNBC: The House voted Thursday to strip Rep. Marjorie Taylor…
Usurper Biden Issues Series of Deranged Threats Against Russia
The Fake President Joe Biden, who lost the 2020 presidential election by a lot, has shaken the world by taking an aggressive stance against Russia off the bat and issuing…
Tokyo 2020 Boss Says Women Talk Too Much and Are Annoying
Due to limits imposed by culture and biology, the media is going to have a hard time provoking a full on anal uprising in Japan. However, they are using other…
Canada Officially Designates the Proud Boys and 12 Other Groups as “Terrorists”
This is really getting wild, guys. CNN: Canada announced Wednesday that the Proud Boys will be designated as a terrorist entity along with 12 other groups. The Proud Boys will…
Turkey: Erdogan Calls Vagino-Anal Uprising “Terrorism,” Says No Such Thing as “LGBT”
There’s nothing “gay” about it, okay? They’re called “women” and “faggots.” It’s too bad Tayip Erdogan is an anti-white hate figure, because otherwise, I generally agree with his policies. Even…
Persecution: Prosecutors Using Technicalities to Try to Get Our Boy Kyle Back in Jail
I almost feel bad posting the infamous pictures of Kyle, because recent pictures show he’s been hitting the weights and dropping the flab. It was lunacy to charge Kyle Rittenhouse…
Texas Public Safety Department Sends Out Amber Alert Featuring Chucky Doll
The Texas Department of Public Safety (DPS) sent out an “Amber Alert” featuring the Chucky Doll from the horror-comedy film series “Child’s Play” as the suspect in a kidnapping case.…
Mercers Fire Parler CEO for Failing to Get the Site Back Online
As far as I’m aware, Parler is still offline, following their removal from the internet after the Capitol Storm almost a month ago. This is now officially longer than Daily…
Amazon Reveals Bizarre New HQ Structure to be Built in Arlington
Amazon has revealed an inexplicably bizarre new structure to be used as its headquarters in Arlington, Virginia, a suburb of Washington, DC. Many were left baffled by the design, which…
Correction: Questions About the Legality of the Power Transfer in Myanmar
As most readers are hopefully aware, I go through excruciating pains to ensure that everything printed on this site is accurate. Aside from things that are clearly satirical, every thing…