CNN: Fattest Star Eats Its Brother to Get to be the Fattest Ever
When you see that CNN has a section called “SPACE’S NEXT CHAPTER,” and that it’s written by some stupid bimbo named “Ashley,” it really makes you want to start believing…
Biden to Trade Russian Arms Dealer for Gigantic Negroid Slut
The entire Ukraine war is based on Vladimir Putin trying to keep the largest nigger bitch ever known to man in order to harvest her melanin for use in his…
Let’s Just Start Renaming Everything in Order to Confuse People for No Reason
Should I just type the thing I always type again? How much longer can I keep doing this? It would be one thing if it was called a “Nip Pedophile…
Iraqi Shiites Mass Invade Parliament, CNN Somehow Does Not Say “Insurrection”
Why is CNN not calling this an insurrection? I thought whenever anyone ever broke into a government building to protest it was an end of democracy and the total end…
Germany Facing Toilet Paper Shortage Due to Putin’s Toilet Paper Hike
“Third worlders are actually more civilized than white people”: Exhibit #1 Morbillion Toilet paper is literally the most disgusting and unhygienic thing. Imagine: if someone pooped on your leg, would…
Jew Terrorist Merrick Garland Says He’s Planning to Indict Donald Trump for Planning January 6
EXCLUSIVE: @LesterHoltNBC presses AG Merrick Garland on the Jan 6 investigation Garland pledges to hold accountable anyone "criminally responsible for the events surrounding Jan 6, for any attempt to interfere…
Israel Says They’re Going to Bomb Iran, Citing German Abuses of Ann Frank
Based Israel can just start wars with anyone because they know the US will fight for them unconditionally. Israel is such a hardcore and based country that they will just…
Russia Says Evil Kiev Regime will be Destroyed
“Basically, these faggots just keep getting rekt. We don’t know what their deal is, really. We’re like, starting to feel bad for these Jew homos, frankly. They’re masochistic.” Why are…
Donald Trump and Mike Pence Go to Washington for Showdown
FACT: Trump spent his entire time in the White House trying to convince Mike Pence to stop sucking dick and eating ass. This is not the final showdown. Just a…
Tucker Carlson Sits Down for Interview with 18-Year-Old Heterosexual White Male
This is a great interview – and very revealing. I think it’s great that Tucker Carlson will site down with rando 18-year-olds for interviews from his sauna. If I was…