Lovable Scamp Jive Talks the US Congress
What even is this pic.twitter.com/BoeIPV2oxb — ALX 🇺🇸 (@alx) January 7, 2023 Black people can apparently get away with literally anything. Hakeem Jeffries, the new leader of the Democrats in…
The Ginger Prince Didn’t Kill 25 Talibans – That is Retarded
Prince Harry wasn’t in the Air Force and he wasn’t an elite sniper, so it seems extremely unlikely – and probably impossible – that he killed 25 Talibans. If he’d…
18-Year-Old Female MMA Fighter Dies Suddenly for No Reason
Another shocking case of commotio cordis smdh We really need PSAs warning about the fact that being a top tier athlete drastically increases your risk of dying randomly for no…
Agitated Vaccine Activist Scott Adams Says China is Behind “Nearly All of Our Biggest National Problems”
Scott Adams was pretty good during the run-up to the 2016 election. He was one of the first public figures to say Donald Trump was going to win, which was…
Oregon School System Tells Teachers to Keep Kids’ “Gender Identity” a Secret from Parents
Teacher shows off books for her classroom including “This Book is Gay.” The book teaches kids about gay sex and encourages the use of sex apps. These are the types…
Aged Liar Fauci Says Elon Musk is a Disinformation Conspiracy Theorist
Vax-master Anthony Fauci, the man who controls the fabric of reality itself, was asked on CBS’ “The Takeout” podcast what he was going to do when Elon Musk releases his…
Apocalyptic War with Mexico Incoming?
While the cutesy meme freak squad continues to call for endless rivers of blood in the Ukraine for reasons no one is able to pinpoint, there is an actual war…
A Quarter of Europeans are Unable to Heat Their Homes
As far as I can tell, Twitter is generally reflective of the state of the American mind. Being on Twitter has therefore given me a good understanding of just how…
McCarthy Elected on 15th Vote, Gaetz Says He Got Everything He Wanted
Congratulations to Speaker Kevin McCarthy! In the 118th Congress, House Republicans will restore the People’s House and pass our Commitment to America. 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/1uO9vq6YWg — House Republicans (@HouseGOP) January 7,…
Brandon Says War Against Russia Entering “Crucial Phase”
World War III is lining up to be countries that fly the rainbow flag versus countries that do not. pic.twitter.com/6cG2xFTNHP — Andrew Anglin (@WorldWarWang) January 6, 2023 The US still…