China Responds to Kissinger Saying Ukraine Should be in NATO
The only US politician that the Chinese consider serious enough to even issue a thoughtful response to is 100 years old. If you think about it for a bit, this…
Spain: Government Wants to Create an App That Nags Men Into Doing More Chores
The modern “working couple” is such an absolute disaster. I will rarely give women any credit at all, in any context whatsoever, so this is big: yes, it is too…
It’s Only May and Seattle Already Had More Overdose Deaths Than in All of 2020
As we all know all too well, the road to utopia is littered with the corpses of junkies and untrained Ukrainian “soldiers.” That’s just the way it is. It’s our…
The Science Says It Can Extract Your DNA from Basically Anything Now
Worst scifi dystopia ever. CNN: Footprints left on a beach. Air breathed in a busy room. Ocean water. Scientists have been able to collect and analyze detailed genetic data from…
Doom Creator John Carmack to Attend BasedCon, PC Gamer Calls It “Gross and Sad”
I’m going to be at https://t.co/plYFgrjxYP again this year. I had read books from and twitter-interacted with three of the authors (more since!), but I wasn’t sure what to expect…
Waldorf Parents Cry to the New York Post After 5th Graders Taught to Jack Off, Eat Pussy and Fuck Ass
Get over it, Susan. The boy is gonna have to learn to perform cunnilingus and rimming some time – it might as well be in fifth grade. New York Post:…
“Don’t Make Cheese Sandwiches If You Can’t Afford the Ingredients”
“Don’t make cheese sandwiches if you can’t afford the ingredients” is a special kind of eternal wisdom that transcends all context. When I first saw the headline, I thought the…
AI Says the Perfect Man and Woman Look Like Hitler Youth Posters
This is what the ‘perfect’ man and woman look like, according to AI https://t.co/nEFVu2R7u4 pic.twitter.com/t3688OBioy — Daily Mail Online (@MailOnline) May 17, 2023 Master race, confirmed. Also, AI is okay,…
Watch: Is This Man Truly the King of All Chickens?
Spartans….Charge…⚔️😏😅 Sound on…🔊🆙 pic.twitter.com/qhQRKHgJLq — 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) May 16, 2023 It appears this man in this funny video I just watched is actually commanding an army of chickens. Did not…
Elon Musk Doubles Down on Soros Tweet, Apologizes to Magneto
In what is UNDOUBTEDLY one of the BEST moments in recent TV interview history, a CNBC reporter asked about the tweets @elonmusk made regarding George Soros… MUSK: “I’m reminded of…