Finally: Science Makes Suit That Lets You Drink Your Own Urine
There are two things I’ve dreamed of in this world: a Europe completely populated by Africans, and a machine that lets me drink my own urine. This is a big…
UN: White Population Declining Faster Than Expected, Everyone Must be Replaced with Niggers
The global population reached nearly 8.2 billion by mid-2024 and is expected to grow by another two billion over the next 50-60 years, peaking at around 10.3 billion in the…
Watch: Biden Introduces Zelensky as “President Putin”
🚨🇺🇸🇺🇦 Holy shit! Biden just introduced Zelensky as “PRESIDENT PUTIN.” “And now I want to hand it over to the President of Ukraine… ladies and gentlemen – President Putin.” pic.twitter.com/0E2NPDbVAq…
I Know There are Problems with the Site. I am Going to Fix Them. Don’t You Worry About That One.
I’ve been working on this site every day for 11 years. It has had ups and downs. Things should be a lot funnier and a lot less boring than they…
21-Year-Old Slut Elected as Mayor of Georgia Town
Brooke Huckaby, 21. I’ve been saying for years “we need younger, sluttier politicians – young sluts are the only ones with the brains to run this country.” Finally, people are…
Nearly 40% of Jews Say America “No Longer a Safe Haven for Jews”
So then, leave, Jews. No one is trying to keep you here. Seriously – no one wants you here. We never wanted you here in the first place. We want…
Germany: Cops Open Over 350 Investigations Over “Ausländer Raus!” (“Foreigners Out!”) Chants
So you’re not even allowed to want the foreigners out. You have to want the foreigners everywhere, and you have to want them to continue to flood in. It is…
Elon Says Second Human Trial of Brain Chip to Start Soon, Despite Various Disasters
Elon Musk’s @neuralink is preparing to implant its brain-computer interface device into a second human patient, aiming to enhance cognitive functions and allow direct interaction with computers. Despite only 15%…
I’m Not Feeling Well
That’s why the site sucks. I’m not feeling well. I’ll feel better soon. I always do. I apologize for the trouble. But you do still have news articles. “Filler” we…
Watch: Ben Affleck’s Daughter Calls for New Mask Mandates
Violet Affleck: “To confront the Long COVID crisis I demand mask availability, air filtration and far-UVC light in government facilities, including jails and detention centers and mask mandates in county…