US Military to Dismantle Doomed Pier in Gaza, Declares “Mission Complete”
Gaza’s floating pier, designed to facilitate aid into the strip, is set to be shut down — less than two months after the US installed it at an estimated cost…
Von Der Leyen Secures Second Term as EU Boss After Speech Promising to Build an Army to Protect Ukraine Democracy
During her speech demanding reelection, Ursula described herself as “a stone cold bitch who makes them young hoes thirsty.” Much of her speech was drown out by French-Arab rap music.…
Destiny Banned from Kick, Demonetized on Twitter for Mocking Death of Fireman Killed at Trump Rally
Destiny probably could have gotten away with celebrating Trump getting shot. Celebrating the death of the volunteer fireman is a bit much. He’s really a sad little guy. You just…
CNN Report: Pelosi Told Biden He Can’t Win (Before Trump Waved the Bloody Ear)
It doesn’t even matter if this is true. I guess it probably is true, but the real story of import is that this is CNN saying it. Under normal circumstances…
If My Father Raped, Killed, and Ate a Baby, I Would Not Change My Last Name
I could, um, you know. I could kinda use a friend myself. The Jews really seem to have too many friends. “JD Vance” is a man without a basic identity.…
Bibi, Trump, And The Plan
So the Israelis ignored warnings from their own lookout soldiers, as well as from Egyptian intelligence, about an impending attack by Hamas in the days leading up to October 7th.…
Memetic Wednesday: All Those Trump Memes I’m Sure You Wanted
Nothing ever happens. I’m sure everyone wanted a lot of Trump memes. I was pretty big on Hauk Tuah myself. Quite frankly. I was, I think like everyone, very burned…
FBI Says They Can’t Figure Out Motivation of Trump Shooting Patsy
It’s a patsy. He was almost certainly on SSRIs. RT: The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) has so far failed to establish what drove a 20-year-old man to open fire…
Toxic Chemicals Necessary for “Clean Energy” Batteries Ruining Environment and Human Health
Poison the earth to save the earth from weather changes that would actually be good for the earth. I don’t believe in manmade global warming. There’s just no evidence that…
Luke Skywalker Mocks Trump’s “Ludicrously Oversized Ear Bandage”
1st APPEARANCE of ludicrously oversized ear bandage, apparently not needed prior to tonight. 👂🤣 pic.twitter.com/Fkc83h3jBN — Mark Hamill (@MarkHamill) July 16, 2024 Skywalker is probably going to get thrown under…