Putin Orders Massive Increase in Size of Russia’s Military
President Putin has decreed an increase the staffing level of the Armed Forces to 2 million 389 thousand people, including 1.5 million military personnel. The last time the staffing level…
Government Deports Venezuelan Who Went on TikTok to Document How Venezuelans Were Exploiting US System
JUST IN: Migrant influencer’ Leonel Moreno who encouraged migrants to be squatters is ordered deported “Migrant influencer” Leonel Moreno, who went viral on TikTok for encouraging illegal border crossers to…
Memetic Tuesday: Late and Not Even Really Very Good
Hey, sorry this is late. And I’m late for work today (although only Europeans and Asians and lunatics who stay up all night will notice). A bear was chasing me…
UN Whines About Western Support For Jews Baby-Killing Jews, Does Nothing
News network producers tell me Francesca Albanese provokes harsh viewer reactions for her “just the facts, please” approach to the Israel-Palestine question. She says criticism is just part of her…
Ebonics Translation: “Fuck My Cousin II” by Lil Zay Osama & Lil Durk
The translation of rap songs from ebonics into English is intended to promote cross-cultural understanding. In particular, I want to promote the understanding among white people that black people, if…
Suspect in Custody After Supposed Trump Assassination Attempt at Mar-A-Lago
🚨 #BREAKING: Officials believe the shots fired at Trump International Golf Club were intended for former President Donald Trump, according to sources familiar on the matter (CNN) THEY TRIED TO…
With Supplies of Warm Bodies Drying Up, Poland FM Calls for EU to Send Ukrainian Men Back Home
In Ukraine, you have to think on your feet to avoid being abducted to die for the Dictator Zelensky. Here, a young man unfortunately walks straight into a trap. But…
Springfield: FBI Investigating “Threats Against Haitians” After Trump Says They’re Eating the Pets
The FBI put up billboards in Springfield, Ohio, written in Haitian Creole, encouraging people to report “hate crimes.” so if they are barbecuing your cats or dogs or any other…
Spain: Football Players Accused of Requiring Sluts to Sign Hilarious “Sexual Consent Forms”
Aquí podéis ver el “Contrato de Consentimiento” para mantener relaciones sexuales que circula entre los futbolistas de Primera División. Saquen sus propias conclusiones, pero el apartado violación accidental me parece…
I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT
Taylor Swift says that Donald Trump is not a nice person. Did you hear this? Taylor Swift. She told her fans, and they say there are a lot of them,…