A Guide: How to Die in a Parking Lot in Columbus, Ohio
Liberals look at guns as evil talismans that cause death. It’s almost a kind of magic power that they ascribe to them. If you ever meet a liberal believer who…
Judge Blocks Trump Order to Ban WeChat from App Stores
Well, apparently we’re still pretending the rule of law exists in America. Either that, or the Chinese bought off this judge. (The Chinese almost certainly bought off this judge.) ABC…
Pompeo the Hutt Announces New Sanctions on Iran
That joker Mike Pompeo is at it again! I don’t understand how he has the time to start all these new wars in-between meals! The Hill: Secretary of State Mike Pompeo announced…
Moroccans Complain About the Middle East Going Full-Jew
Finally, some Moslems are complaining about all of these Arab nations going full-Jew. I was beginning to think no one was going to say anything about it! AP: Despite a…
Trump Cancels Plans to Cancel TikTok, Just Tells Them to Have a US Partnership
As of Saturday night, it appears that TikTok will not shut down on Sunday. President Trump appears to have actually been bluffing this entire time, which is sort of epic…
Trump Says Democrats Should Celebrate a Coronavirus Vaccine
Yes, it is nearly a year later, and our entire lives still revolve around the mild flu virus called “Covid-19.” Fox News: President Trump said Democrats and the mainstream media…
German Cops Suspended for Not Snitching on Fellow Officers Who Posted Nazi Memes
We knew that German cops who got caught posting Nazi memes would get suspended and maybe imprisoned, but suspending officers just for not snitching is hardcore. Imagine having a police…
“Let Them Drink Bleach” – Jeff Bezos Selling Drinkable Bleach to Paranoid Peasants
Jeff Bezos runs the Washington Post, possibly the number one lunatic hysteria paper promoting the coronavirus hoax, telling people that they’re going to die from this mild flu virus. They…
The Last Thing We Need is Cunt Justice: Trump Embraces Unadulterated Cunt Justice
Donald Trump is planning to implement Cunt Justice as a way to get women in the movement. I feel like crying right now. I’m so, so tired of women in…
It’s Because Jews Control Your Culture as a Way to Cage Your Soul
The fashion accessory you wear to keep yourself safe from the deadly novel coronavirus when you’re going in for a partial birth abortion With the wicked old bitch finally dead,…