Trump Demands Someone Check Biden’s Ears for Devices Before the Debate
This probably wouldn’t do much, because he’d have a way to scratch his ear and insert a new device. Plus, Biden will start talking to the device in his ear,…
De Blasio Says New York Can’t be Normal Until There are Zero Cases
We've made great progress on COVID-19, but we're not done until we hit zero. Here’s a look at the numbers: •332 new reported cases•61 patients admitted to hospitals•Citywide positive tests…
Sure, They’re Burning Churches in Portland, But I’m Sure It’s Fine
I’m sure we don’t need to worry about anything. It can’t be indicative of a larger trend. Church fire downtown #Portland right now pic.twitter.com/8p8TXgeqBW — Untethered (@UntetheredDale) September 28, 2020…
Greece: US Flags Burned Ahead of Visit by Evil Fat Slob Pompeo
Imagine that our country – that is, us, you and me, the people you know – is represented on the world stage by a fat slob who just wants to…
France Already had the Most Boring Circuses
I’ve already seen French circuses. You want to see people do spin-jumps through hoops, you want to see those Chinese boys stack on top of each other, but the rest…
Germany: AfD Official Fired for Saying “The Migrants Could All Just be Gassed Later”
AfD is so dumb. Everyone gets that you’re secretly Nazis, guys. Everyone who votes for you agrees with that. You don’t have to keep saying it. The Guardian: The far-right…
WHO Now Pushing Cheap, Quick Coronavirus Tests on the Third World
If we are ever going to move out of this insanity, we have to stop the testing. China stopped testing, and everything is fine. The bodies are not stacking up…
Water Confirmed to be Found on Mars!
The Future Mars Base: A transgendered person surveys the land while an obese woman who is healthy somehow and an African tribesperson with a lip-plate care for the hydroponics. YES.…
Fed Snitch and Neo-Nazi Christopher Cantwell Convicted of Threats, Going Away for a While
Contrary to the belief of some morons, being an FBI informant doesn’t protect you from being a target of the FBI. Famously, the neo-Nazi radio host Hal Turner used the…
The Single Biggest Problem in the Right-Wing
The Daily Stormer is my personal life’s work. My mission remains the same as it was on day 1: I defend Western Civilization from its enemies, the primary of which…