Belarus: Opposition Cunt PRAISES Sanctions Against Her Country!
“Hi, I’m a stupid fat cunt. Please, everyone pay attention to me!” The opposition cunt in Belarus is now out there celebrating sanctions on her country, which are going to…
Invincible Warrior Trump Puts Out Epic Series of Tweets as He was Getting Antsy to Leave the Hospital
The hospital is no place for an EPIC WARRIOR who is like something out of GREEK MYTH. So President Trump was of course getting antsy, as his people were forcing…
Germany Saw Massive Anti-Lockdown Protests Over the Weekend
Germany is not a country that is known for being illogical. In fact, the opposite: they get mocked and characterized as being totally uptight and obsessed with rules and regulations.…
NYT: COLLEGE STUDENT DIES OF CORONAVIRUS!!!!! (Just Don’t Check Paragraph 18)
The New York Times has an article up entitled, “A Student Dies, and a Campus Gets Serious About Coronavirus,” about a college student allegedly dying of coronavirus at Appalachian State…
Epic Return to Glory! President Posts Video Proving That Coronavirus is a Bitch Disease! Nothing!
President Trump is of course out of the hospital and feeling fine and looking great, as we predicted. As soon as I saw this epic video he posted to Twitter…
Devin Nunes Says It’s Time to Think About Shutting Down the FBI
Following the grilling of criminal DEEP STATE operative James Comey in the Senate, Congressman Devin Nunes is flipping his shit and making demands. He wants the whole system to come…
Evil White Men Charged with Chasing Innocent Black Victims Off Their Property
The Pope hasn’t actually abolished private property yet, but many prosecutors are already behaving as though the concept is no longer relevant. If you’re white and brown people show up…
Guatemala: Migrant Scum Give Up on Evil Plan to Invade America and Suck the Life Out of Us
President Trump didn’t do everything he’d intended to do, but he did stop a whole bunch of this sludge from entering into our once-glorious nation. Now, they are downhearted, with…
Houthi Court Sentences Trump, Saudi King and Prince to Death
Do Arabs think this looks badass? Don’t you just look kind of like a pussy when you’re talking about doing shit you can’t do? Al-Araby: A Houthi court in Yemen has sentenced 10…
Jews are Already Fleeing the Country…! Afraid of Being Charged with Their Crimes…!
Jews have made more money in America than in any other Christian nation they’ve unjustly occupied. They’ve also been the most successful here in selling their weird doctrines, such as…